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Little Johnny's kindergarden class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the...

* Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board * British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands * Air Head Fired Steals Clock, Faces Time * Lung Cancer in

D o c t o r J o k e s (3) The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. Coming from Detroit, this man has no children. ...

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday...

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. If all is not lost, where is it? Cats

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season, "I want to rush for1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." Senior...

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak bhonkta raha bao baobaobao baobaobao bao baobaobao bao bao baobao… bao baobaobao bao bao baobao… bao...

1. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant." 2. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far." 3. "As indicted,

what is he gurls name who pushed her father?// PUSHPAA

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard Nobody believes the official

Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.

hey friends.. here's another game for you... Something funny and totally different... All you have to do here is...make a funny

Pati Patni ghumne gaye. Raste mein Ghada gaas karaha tha aur patni boli: woh dekho tumhara rishtidaar ghaas ka raha hain, usey namaste karo...

aaj agar aap ka pm ayega to hi hum ROTI khain ge WARNA....!! gussay mein... chicken biryani wid cheese macroni salad ke baad ice- cream...

first man: yaar aapka ek danth blue kyun hai...???? second man: yaar maine ink lagai hoi ha.. first man: haan woh kyun ji...?? second

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Hi All 1) Isn't it funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage? its like asking sum1 whether Suicide is better or being...

Police called out to investigate reports of a young child left home alone found a talking parrot instead. Police were called to the house in

1.A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused. 2.Absolutely trustworthy: For about as far as you can throw him. 3.Accepts new job assignments willingly:...

A Selection of Computer Viruses - Must Avoid these... Ronald Reagan Virus: - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Mike Tyson Virus:...

* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group * Kids Make Nutritious Snacks * Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy * Fire British...

what is the girls name who pushed her father?? PUSHPAA

A man blew up his house as he washed his kitchen floor with a cleaning fluid mixed with petrol. The fumes were ignited by the boiler in his...

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited...

New Alarm Specially for U (Visual Joke) A new generation of Alarm Clock now in the Markets... A New technology coming from Japan...

CLINT EASTWOOD: "This is a semi-automatic, cassette-loading, six-beep answering machine. At a range of three feet it can blow your eardrum

A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness, and gave her the...

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother

It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed