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A Selection of Computer Viruses - Must Avoid these...
Ronald Reagan Virus: - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes. Spits everything out.
Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
Titanic Virus: Your computer goes down while Celine Deon sings My Love Will Go On
Disney Virus: Everything in your computer gets Goofy.
Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be baaack.
Ronald Reagan Virus: - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes. Spits everything out.
Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
Titanic Virus: Your computer goes down while Celine Deon sings My Love Will Go On
Disney Virus: Everything in your computer gets Goofy.
Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be baaack.
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