Jokes Forum - Page 36

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius. (On September 17,...

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did you hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!" "Woah, what the hell happened to him?" "Well he was on

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely. The first lawyer announced,

Guilty or not Gulity A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In...

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viewbie's note: The first joke has been edited by me (Shazia_haya) because it was an inappropraite joke. The title has been edited by me as well

One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor. After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you

Humpty Dumpty Mota Tha Kad Main Thura Chota Tha Yaba Do Do Karta Tha Hum Sab Say Wo Acha Tha Apni He Dhun Main Wo Rehta Tha Phalay Khata Phir

Get Married in Heaven On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem. "The...

An Ounce Of Brains A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a...

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead. "Damn," he says. "I forgot to

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A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and

Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall

Roses are red Voilets are blue I ws born beautiful but what the hell happend to u Edited by sweety_rajveer - 11 years ago

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water.

One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to

ek admi sote waqt 2 glass rakhta hain.. ek main paani aur ek khali.. why..??? . . . kyunki pyaas lag bhi sakti hai aur

Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was! Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo

"COMPETITIVE SALARY:" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:" We have no time to train you.

Na mooh na maya hai Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai beth ke char page palat lo Final paper tumhare boyfriend ne nahi banaya hai

YO MAMAS SO DUM SHE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCHES THE COUCH. -YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPS ON THE SCALE IT SAYS UR PHONE NUMBER -YOMAMA...

Leave Applications An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,...

P E R F O R M A N C E A P P R A I S A L T E R M S A N D T H E IR M E A N I N G S AVERAGE EMPLOYEE.....................Not too bright

10 Rules Of Indian Film Making 1. Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker,

The village people asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that...