Jokes Forum - Page 37

Not really a joke, but something to think about... {don't take it as a joke....though you can in one way but in the other way...do think about...

A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as

You ski uphill. - You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. - You speed walk in your sleep. - You answer the door before people knock.

God apun ko bola, "kidhar jane ka!!! JANNAT YA DOZAKH!!!???" apun bola "DOZAKH!" you know apun aisa kyun bola?? bcoz apun ko malom ke...

1st man: yar kal mein bathroom mein gaya to wahan ek sher tha 2nd man: hain phir tum ne kya kiya??? 1st man: kuch nahin main ne sher se...

Maine kaha ''DILRUBA'', Usne kaha ''ICECREAM KHILA'', Maine kaha ''PAISE NAHI'', Usne kaha ''AISE NAHI'', Maine kaha ''MEHANGAYI HAI'', Usne...

'Doctor, doctor! My small son has just swallowed a roll of film.' 'Don't worry. Let him rest a bit and we'll wait and see what develops.' ...

MUNNA: Abay circuit !jaa baajo walay ghar se doctor ko bula ke la, meri tabiyat kharab ho reli hai.. CIRCUIT: Aey bhai, ! Aap to khud doctor

CHINKIE: tum hamaisha clinic mein mere photo kyun sath le jate ho?? MUNNA: apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari picture dekh

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.... Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order !! Be Careful not to MISS ANY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart...

Charlie decided to play a trick on his superstitious friend Henry. Now Henry like a drink at the local pub every Friday nights. When Henry

He is not dead, he is electroencephalographically challenged. --------------------------------------- The doctor took his patient into...

George W. Bush's Resume George W. Bush The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW Washington, D.C. 20500 Past Work Experience Ran

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Mein Exams Aa Jayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karwayega?

"Doctor, I have an ear ache." 2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. - "That prayer

"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"

Once long ago, Dog was married to Cat. They were happy together, but every night when Dog came home from work, Cat said she was too sick to make...

This is the month of M a y . [oh please don't throw bananas at me ….I know you are smart ……but dude…I'm just saying it as

What is the Mexican weather report? Chilli today and hot tamale. A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered...

Pentium II and Pentium I - Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan For an employee who signs a bond - Bandhan For an employee without signing bond -...

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of

D o c t o r J o k e s (1) The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. The baby was delivered, the

A man sees a lantern on the floor and thinks what if there is a jin inside like they show on TV and rubs the lantern. Out comes the smoke and

D o c t o r J o k e s (2) The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day...

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for