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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps

man: sir, my wife is missing postmaster: bhai, ye post office hai, police office ja kar complaint karo. man: kya karun khushi se mere kuch

Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood? A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down. Q: Why doesn't Rajnikanth fight...

And you thought your job stinks? . . . . . . . . . . I know some might find this funny, just like I did when I first saw it... but at when I saw...

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well,...

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory...

ek admi ne kaha iss zindagi se toh maut hi achi hai.. ek dam se ek admi a gaya aur kehne laga.. k tumhari jaan nikalne ka hukum aya hai admi

My wife is expecting A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he...

Little Brother: If you broke your arm in two places, what would you do ? Boy: I wouldn't go back to those two places, that's for sure.

No Warning With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper...

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service

Big Mama Had A Choice 2 Pick Mr Skinny Or Mr Fat 2 Be Her Husband Guess Who She Picked Mr Skinny N She Gave Her Speech On Y She Picked HIM!

Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III),

A man gets caught stealin a packet of sugar while he was buying a bottle of diet coke.... he pleads not guilty.... cuz on the back of the...

hey buitiful ppl here post your best joke ever heard by you. and let other laugh tooo.....

My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!! HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been...

Hey Friends, Its Birthday Time here in Jokes Section but first I m really sorry to.. sim_indian who's birthday was on 13th...

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. Message pe...

"Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?" A crowded Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re- booking a long of inconvenienced travelers.

there was a good convo going on between father and son asked "dad what is the difference between shot gun and machine gun" dad replied...

Greatest Hitter A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball...

A Guy's Answering Machine… Hi, This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send...

Ek Hathi Romantic mood mein Ek chunti ko cherta hai. chinti ghusay mein Hathni k pas ja kar kehti hai.. Apny awara shohar ko samjha lo warna

If dentists make films,the names will be - *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant

hey Jokers, As the situation game is over, we bring to you another fun-filled game... Well its very simple..and you must have already...

Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean

Uphill Biking Finally reaching the top of a steep hill, the two men on a tandem bicycle were panting and sweating profusely. "Boy, that was a...

A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The lions were dancing...

Hi friends, Thank You all for participating in this game…….. I hope you had fun tickling each other …and laughing out