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These examples of the English language go some way to allowing us to understand why people from overseas make mistakes when trying to make

i love u send this message to 10 girls and win a free trip to the enarest police station in luxury jeep. rehna, khana, peena aur body massage...

teacher lecturing on population in India says that after 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid. A man stands up and says we must find that...

Hi all i want to tell u 10 things i like about the jokes forum and its members. 1. u r are very special people with lovely hearts. 2....

A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that's right - women can browse men...

hey dont say amything, but guess whos still together after all the **** between them? your bum cheeks lol plz post ur replies viewbie's

Desmond, who was a real town dweller, drove his car into a ditch when out on the country roads. Luckily, a local farmer came was passing by with...

The Baseball Game An English teacher, troubled by the unwillingness of boys in her class to take any interest in composition, attempted to

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. "My name is...

Never judge a book by its movie. - JW Eagan "Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it." -...

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Hey There Wnna Kno Ur Future?? Den Scroll Dwn If U Do! K - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Now If U...

Beta: Papa kya aapki shadi ho gayi? Papa: Haan Beta: Kis se? Papa: Bewakuf tera maa se Beta: Wah papa ghar mein he setting kar le .

husbad asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? husband: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai ********************************** A man was...

There was a boy who asked his mum for a glass of water she gave him then after 2minz he asked her for another glass she gave it 2 him wid out a...

A and B decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they've forgotten the whisky. B says he go and get it if he promises...

Call an unknown phone no - Ramesh hai kya? She will say " No wrong number". Again call after five min "Ramesh hai kya" She will be reasonably

ye duniya bari zalim hai ?? ?? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?????? rehnay do button dubanay se yeh duniya nahin badlege....

Ek aadmi darvaze par GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Aadmi: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! aadmi: Kase jaon...

3 guys, who work at a construction sight, are having lunch together. The first guy opens his lunch box and sees that he has tuna sandwich for...

Hey in diish game u will have 2 carry on the story! Oh my did i say story correction funny story n the 10th person get 2 end it! So let me...

welcome to www.love.com Enter password ***** prcessing . . . . . Sorry app ke pyar karne ki umar guzar chuki...

Funny mirror, which displays your image in a hilarious way.

This is magic..... press down 12 times and you will become cute....!! . . . . . . . . . . . . at your age...

ek chota bacha apne pregnant mummy se puchta hai.. isme kya hai..?? mummy: isme ek pyara sa baby hai... baccha: agar baby itna hi pyara...

10 ways to stop those credit card sales 1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you. 2. Tell the

Husband Letter to Wife Dear Sweetheart: I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Your