Think about these quotes and ponder!

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
- Michael Pritchard

Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
- Ron Nesen
T
he secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
- Martin Mull

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.
- Charles Mackay

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Steven Wright

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers

You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
- Mitch Hedberg

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
- Dan Quayle

"A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people."
- Thomas Mann

"If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."
- Bill Lyon

nice ones!
loved the last one 😉 😃
tfs!