answering machines

CLINT EASTWOOD: "This is a semi-automatic, cassette-loading, six-beep answering machine. At a range of three feet it can blow your eardrum away. You're probably wondering if it's got one beep left or if I've used my six. Go ahead and talk if you feel lucky. Well, do you, PUNK?"

JOHN McENROE: "You call that a beep? Are you crazy? I didn't hear any lousy beep! This machine won't beep for at least another 10 seconds! If you don't answer me I won't play your message! Please leave your answer you STUPID IDIOT!!!"

MR. T: "HEY FOOL! Yeah, I'm talking to you! I really pity you if you don't leave a message at the sound of the tone. And if you give me any back talk, I'm gonna whomp you upside your head so bad you won't ever feel like talking again! All you'll feel is pain! YOU HEAR ME? PAIN!"

answering machine messages can be funny...oh boy 😆 ...tfs

Originally posted by: zonda

this is f**k

Can u stop swearin lyk

We all gt mouth we can swear

At u!

But we have respect in us

So we don

Plz change ur attuide!👎🏼

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Here I go.....to explain....

There are 3 people....and each of them have a different (message in their...) respective answering machines.

[Answering machine is something like for example when you call someone's cell phone but that person is busy and can't take your call so the operator would say that "XXX is busy so please leave a message after the tone." Sometimes a person can set up their own asnwering machine (message). For example: Hi this is Sumra. I'm busy at the moment. Please leave a message and I will call you back later. Bye.]

So the 3 answering machine (messages) above are set up by each person...

Hope I wasn't confusing 😳 .

Regards,
Jokes Dev Team Member
Sumra

PS: Please don't swear in any forum or section at IF. Else that action will be taken against you.

ahh thanks for explaining.. 😃

T4s Thnx 4 Explainin Again
Ur A Star