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Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him...

Raj and Ravi were getting ready for the company awards dinner for the best salesman. Raj was in the running to win an award that evening and...

"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' " Everyone but Philip, who leaned back

Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't know where they are. The first guy says "I'll find out" and puts his arm out the plane,

Sorry guys I don't know if this is allowed but this has to be India's funniest ad EVER! Me and my asian mates still fall off our chairs while

Cricket are you good at it? Try to answer if you can......... based on minimum no of clues...! Clue no: 1 - In an Historic match between India...

Want to propose a girl Just do it - Nike Before going to propose to a girl Believe in the best - BPL. If you are hesitating before...

Memo to: The members of the Kansas Board of Education From: God Re: Your decision to eliminate the teaching of evolution as science. Thank you...

One day, two teenage boys, around 13 years old, walk into a gym. One of the boys go towards a pull up bar. The boy is short and can't reach the

Hey everyone. Today is really a special day… Aaj toh birthdays ka hi din hai. Okay today we are...

Patient: Doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Doctor: Wait a minute please. -- Patient: Doctor, how can I stop myself sleep-walking?

For my final year Industrial design project I am hoping to design a concept for an interior of a four door sedan for the chinese market,

Hi Friends, As you know we had a banner contest ...to give a totally new look to our Jokes section, I m glad to announce...

h e l l o e v e r y o n e !!! Today is a very special day! It's the 12 th of June!! Ring any bells? ...

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at...

A man was busy in removing a wheel from auto, a person asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Man: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test....

Johnny Mera Naam Piya Ka Ghar Choukee No. 11 Teesri Manzil China Town Bombay Date: Nav Do Gyarah My Dear 'Anamica': You must be surprised

Hey guys, wow I havent been in the jokes section for months! I hope you didnt miss me too much! hehe! Well okay so I found these baby jokes on a...

This is one of Raju's best performance in the first season of The Great Indian Laughter Challenge. Watch it!

Girl:Darling Hum Kahan Jaa Rahe Hain??? Boy:Darling Hum Ek Long Drive Par Jaa Rahe Hain.... Girl:(Nakhra) Pehle Kyon Nahi Bataya???? Boy:Mujhe...

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, 'Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best

What to do at a supermarket: 1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the...

David Beckham started jogging near his home in Madrid. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace...

HAHA!!! hey shruti i hope u rememba dis!!! Vidhi

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehnungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2008 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehnungi Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to

Mary had a little lamb....

How guys select the girl they want to marry..... A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test.

Jyotishi ek Ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge. Ladka: Saale Padh To Main 3saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga?