Jokes Forum - Page 33

hi guys, Truly, English is a tricky language. Try this... Who said English is easy? Fill in these blanks with YES or NO.....

Ideal I n d i a n W i f e 5' 6" jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho, Umar 20 se 22 ho, Aise apni

Asking Salary Increase ??? One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!! Dear Bo $$

Do this excercise every 2 hours! I am sure you will be stree-free! Or follow this link if you can't c it: http://i25.tinypic.com/2mrxfty.jpg

She is a woman If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you...

HOT DOG McDonalds gets food SQUIRREL LIKES BEER Empiresoft software THE CAT CAUGHT MOUSE Great way to exercise...

A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks What do

Here is an interpretion of what guys are really telling. "I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,...

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, An art for a Lover Boy, An Accomplishment for a Bachelor, An For A Married Man It...

Coolest doubt in Mahabharata !!!! In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharata katha to class 6 students. He is

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost : How does it feel when

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband :(Returning late from work)

A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at...

Stylish Drivers of the World One hand on steering wheel, One hand out of window. - Sydney Style One hand on steering...

The First Mouse on Mars... It's not smart to drink and fly... When You Know It's Time to Get Off the Bus..

Hi All wot is the most funniest thing u have done in ur lives? mine is wen i threw my art teachers lunch in the recycling bin and got 1...

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi

Pappu english paper main fail ho gaya due to the following translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi Hoon. Im not a mango man. 2.Mujhe bhi english Aati

Interviewer: what s ur qualification? rahul : Sir I am Ph.d Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? rahul : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with...

Grammar teacher: "Pappo ladhkiyun sy Baat nahi karta hai". Btau es sentence mei pappo kya hai? Student:"sir pappo ullu ka patha hai" lol ...

A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone...

Where is GOD? A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and

Let us announce… T h e Winner Of The F u n ni e s t J o k e Of T h e W e e k C o n t e s t ...

A man went to a coffee shop with his wife to have some hot coffee. He drank all his coffee very quickly eventhough his tongue felt being

Hi All This is a joke about a mum please enjoy: I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after...

It's no fault of students because a year has only 365 days. * Days In a Year = 365 Sundays = 52 days (Sundays r meant for rest) Days

One rainy day our Bhola was travelling by his new Ferrari car. He was not a very good driver and so, did not have complete control on it. Mike

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti. ENGLISHMAN : What

Whenever James Bond meets someone he introduces himself saying:- "The name is BOND!!!! (smiles.....).....JAMES BOND...!!!!" His style is

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." "When you breathe, you inspire. When you