Doctor jokes

Hey guys, wow I havent been in the jokes section for months! I hope you didnt miss me too much!😉 hehe! Well okay so I found these baby jokes on a website and I personally found them hilarious. They are kids jokes and a bit silly its simple comedic humor, nothing big, but if your like me then you will laugh even if you find them stupid!😆

Doctor Doctor jokes:

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil 'till I get there

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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These jokes are once again not mine! They are from a jokes website!

Hope you enjoyed them😛