A man was busy in removing a wheel from auto, a person asks: Y r u
removing a wheel from ur auto?
Man: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Person: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi
to tumhare liye.
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Man: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Man: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi
koi zindagi hai.
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A Boy apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
boy: I'm falling in love.
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Man to Ravi: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Ravi : Suicide karne ke liye
Man: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Ravi: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Man: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Enjoy!!!
Arjun
Cricket
