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Doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Patient: Doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.
Doctor: Wait a minute please. 😆


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Patient: Doctor, how can I stop myself sleep-walking?
Doctor: Sprinkle drawing pins on your bedroom floor.😛😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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woah!!! Some kinda new jokes!! Good ones! 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 😆 i love the first one

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Posted: 17 years ago
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thanks they wer great
loved them
😆 😆 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol
the second one is gud t4s

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