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David Beckham started jogging near his home in Madrid.
Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
"Fifty euros!" she'd shout from the curb.
"No! Five euros!" David would fire back.
This ritual between David and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty euros!" He'd yell back, "Five euros!"
One day, Victoria decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.
As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, David realized she'd bark her ?50 offer and Victoria would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He figured he'd better have a very good explanation for his beloved.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, David became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker. David tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five euros!!!"
Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
"Fifty euros!" she'd shout from the curb.
"No! Five euros!" David would fire back.
This ritual between David and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty euros!" He'd yell back, "Five euros!"
One day, Victoria decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.
As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, David realized she'd bark her ?50 offer and Victoria would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He figured he'd better have a very good explanation for his beloved.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, David became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker. David tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five euros!!!"
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