Jokes Forum - Page 35

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did! Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish...

knock knock huz there?? police police who? police let us in its cold out here ... knock knock huz there?? doris doris who?? doris locked,...

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied...

Hi All Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Man: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha Hai: Auraton ko

Don't you all just miss grilling someone? Oh….we all know that you all do! That's why….yet again……..we are

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." replied the boy. "I'm the...

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a...

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by...

A man enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that...

My Daddy Is A Lawyer While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting...

Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars...

January- Rose February - Propose March - Gift April- Lift May- Chatting June - Dating July - Miss You August- Kiss You September - Anger...

Ganguly starts producing movies, the films would be titled as follows * Kabhi ek Kabhi duck. * Opponent team wale wicket le jayenge. * Main

Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I...

Train main ticket inspector sahu se bola, kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan ramji ka janam hua tha. Inspector: Ticket hain? Sadhu: Kahan?

Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange? think...... ........... ........... ........... ........... ...........

Son: What is an Idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries o explain his ideas in such a strtange and long way that another person who is

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,because the average man can see better than he can think

Each member is entitled to vote for 3 jokes ONLY The ONE joke with the highest number of votes would win ONLY {the

To help the new wave of incoming students from India, here are the proper answers to awkward questions asked everyday: Q. What does that red dot

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your PC . 2. Name it "Boss" 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho? Munda: Haan Sharaab? Haan Drugs? Haan Jua? Haan Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai? Munda:

Ek din, ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya tha. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th...

Ek aadmi apni behan ky sath ja raha thy kisi ne awaz lagai! "oye ye mashuka ko kidhar le kar ja raha hai?" aadmi ne ghusy mei chelaty hoye kaha....

Out on her royal yacht the Queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very...

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take

Hi All I went on holiday to France and i am back. I tried to connect to india forums using mty brothers laptop whilst i was on holiday but...

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Sandy: Seven! Teacher: No, listen...

S illy and f unny! Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I'm a"kela". Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just