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Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money

Where did the spaghetti go to dance ?? THINKKKKKKk

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. 'Well', said her mother, 'so...

Arz kiya hai..... wah bakri teri bhi kya shaan hai.... zara gaur farmaiyega.... wah bakri...

If the Titanic was made in India - 1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship 2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a...

My Mother Taught Me About... 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home." What Mom Taught...

I got these quotes through an email; where its romantic but unromantic I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings .

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and No. Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies" Major:...

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep...

WHEN I AM : KAREEB THERE IS ONLY : KHAMOSHI I WANT TO SPEAK : DIL SE THAT'S MY KIND OF : ISHQ I WANT THIS TO BE : GUPT AS I ALWAYS HAVE : DARR

At the cocktail party, one married woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other politely replied,...

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1) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds. 2) If a large pane

Similarity between Gandhiji Mallika? Dono NE kapde tyag diye, Ek NE desh ke liye, Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!... Moderator's Note : ...

APPEAL - What is left in the fruit bowl after the lunch break. BAIL - What a batsman does immediately after getting out cheaply. BLOCK HOLE -

Questioning the Monkey Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the

After the World cup, Saurabh Ganguly has a head-on with Ricky Ponting. And Ponting says- "Humare paas Brett Lee hai, Glenn McGrath hai, aura ab...

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Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya Shaadi ke baad - Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehnungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehnungi Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan

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In the morning the day after I was married, the phone rang. "Reverse charges call from Jackie," said the operator. "Will you accept the...

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL : Why not ?? BOY : I'm broke. BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy....

Teacher: There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? STUDENT: 32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? ...

Here is a letter written by a HR executive to his love: Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have...

An English Memsaheb had an Indian boyfriend. The Indian boyfriend took her to a theater where a Hindi Movie was running. She loved the movie.

rahul: yaar ravi let me type the letter i have fast speed. ravi :no yaar ur writting is not good Teacher asks Students: Teacher asks children,...