Missing Husband Report

Originally posted by: honeydaisy

lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

lady : i lost my husband
Inspector:What is his height

Lady: i never noticed

Inspector:Slim or healthy
Lady: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector:Colour of eyes
Lady: Never noticed

Inspector:Colour of hair
Lady: Changes according to season

Inspector:What was he wearing
Lady: Suit/casuals I don't remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him..?

Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair,his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he like non veg food, we eat together, we jog together...And the lady crying😭

Inspector: lets search for the dog first.....