A sexy female elephant passes by...
What does the loafer elephant say?
Wow... 3600-2400-3600
chintu: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
pintu: To kya hua
chintu: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
chintu: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.
Chintu enters shop shouts,
Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab?
chintu : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.