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Mr.X& THE INTERVIEWER* 😆
Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"
Mr.X: "15th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Mr.X: "Every year."
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* Mr.X& HIS MANAGER*😆
The Manager asked Mr.X at an interview.....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Mr.X replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
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* Mr.X& LONDON TRIP* 😆
After returning from a foreign trip Mr.X asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Mr.X: "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ?????????
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*Mr.X &TOURIST* 😆
A tourist from U.S.A. asked ; Mr.X whether any great man was born in his village
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*Mr.X&HIS EXPERIMENT*
Mr.X was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he ! cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Mr.X said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, ! it becomes deaf."
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*Mr.X &;DRIVER* 😆
When Mr.Xwas travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Mr.X shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
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Mr.X went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing ;
Mr.X pointed towards the signboard
"* WASH BASIN * "
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* Mr.X & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Mr.X: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
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Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"
Mr.X: "15th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Mr.X: "Every year."
*****
* Mr.X& HIS MANAGER*😆
The Manager asked Mr.X at an interview.....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Mr.X replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
*****
* Mr.X& LONDON TRIP* 😆
After returning from a foreign trip Mr.X asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Mr.X: "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ?????????
*****
*Mr.X &TOURIST* 😆
A tourist from U.S.A. asked ; Mr.X whether any great man was born in his village
Mr.X said
, "No sir, only babies were born here."*****
*Mr.X&HIS EXPERIMENT*
Mr.X was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he ! cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Mr.X said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, ! it becomes deaf."
*****
*Mr.X &;DRIVER* 😆
When Mr.Xwas travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Mr.X shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
*****
Mr.X GOES TO HOTEL*
😆Mr.X went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing ;
Mr.X pointed towards the signboard
"* WASH BASIN * "
*****
* Mr.X & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Mr.X: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
*****
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