Little Johnny

Little Johnny's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Johnny handed in a poor paper.

"This is the worst essay it has ever been my misfortune to read," ranted the teacher. "It has too many mistakes. I can't understand how one person would have made all these mistakes."

"One person didn't," replied Little Johnny defensively. "My father helped me.

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"

His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."

Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

"No sir," Little Johnny replies, "I don't have to, my mom is a good cook

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hmm i felt that the first joke seemed incomplete...lol but other that that i lovee the other two! especially the second one. How do kids come up with these things? 😆

One More:

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."

Johnny replied, "I don't have it."

"Why not?" His father asked.

"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

I luv 2nd Jokes. n Current 4th Jokes...

Originally posted by: honeydaisy

more on little johnny

Afirst-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
students.
The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in thethird grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While
Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would
give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he
was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained tohim and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I
think Johnny can go to the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Johnny, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Johnny: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C
and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
liquid?
Johnny: Coconut
Ms Brooks : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Johnny was taking charge.
Johnny: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer...
Johnny: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.I get wet before you do.
Johnny : Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Johnny: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Johnny: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Johnny: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Johnny: Fire truck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send Johnny to University, I got the last9 questions wrong myself"

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OMG.....😆..johny is too smart & to cute......😆 😆 😆...lol...