Definitions

Adult Education
A strenuous effort to learn stuff that bored you when you were young enough to profit from it.

Bride
A woman who puts her foot down as soon as her new husband carries her across the threshold.

Education
What you have left over when you subtract what you've forgotten from what you've learned.

Experience
What you think you have until such time you acquire more.

Good breeding
That quality which enables a person to wait in well mannered silence, while the loudmouth gets service.

Idiot
Any person who fails to see your point in a discussion