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A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din
mein kaise bol raha hai?
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HAROLD : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD : Good, because I didn't do my homework
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Angry Chiman-Abe mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Gundya standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
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