Jokes Forum - Page 111

One day in the hospital... Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid...

A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, FL. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical birds and says: "The parrot to your left costs $500." The

A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." The agent was at a loss for words....

"RIDDLES ON AGE" 1.Which age is visible? 2.Which age is heavy? 3.Which age is adventurous? 4.Which age lacks something? 5.Which

1) 2'nd wife two friends were sitting in a park. 1'st friend:kya hua yaar,bada pareshan lag raha hai.2'nd :haan yaar,meri pehli biwi driver ke

KHIDAKI SE DEKHA TO RASTE PE KOI NAHI THA ..................... ............................. ............................. wah...

(1) Santa had been out for a few days due to ill health. At work Banta asked him how he was feeling? "I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a

Please excuse the rough language in the following story... A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the

One day santa decides to make a fool of banta. He calls banta to his house on the 50th floor. Banta reaches the building and finds out there is

There were these two friends and both of them had Sardarji drivers. They were having an argument about whose driver is more stupid. so one of

Ant and elephant share a night of romance. Next morning, ant wakes up and sees the elephant is dead. Damn, says the ant; one night of passion

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called...

She was so blonde... ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate". ...she put lipstick on her forehead

The Twins A woman, who was pregnant with twins, got into a car accident and went into a coma... She was rushed to the hospital where

NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie,

....that was a nice one smisha

A boss along with his senior manager and a junior manager were walking to the meeting hall for an important discussion regarding a client, when

After having their 11th child, Laloo Rabri decided that was enough. So then Laloo went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and

The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting

10 Ways To Annoy People.... Drop a pen in an elevator and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's

# Deedare husn ka chilman ke peeche se furkat se sharmaana Ye line samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jaroor samjhana # Aage khuda hai peeche

One young man went for an IAS Interview. "When did India get independence" He was asked. "The efforts began many years earlier and final result...

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams give

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai …………………………………………………………… Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan...

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his Money and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he...

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the

Manmohan Singh, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets