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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop ! Stand still ! If U take one more step, a brick will fall on your head and kill U". The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished !
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop ! Stand Still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you and U will die." The man did as instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are U? "the man asked. "Who are U?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah? "the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop ! Stand Still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you and U will die." The man did as instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are U? "the man asked. "Who are U?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah? "the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
Shiv Shakti
