MORE BLONDE JOKES!!!

911
Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven

A Blonde Party

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

A Blonde with Earrings

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?

So they have some place to put their feet

A Flaky Blonde

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

A Side Order of Blondes

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.