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Not to drink water again

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Posted: 21 years ago
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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.

I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.

I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.

Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! 😛

Edited by vbhatter - 21 years ago
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Posted: 21 years ago
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😆 😆 what a stupid drunk 😆

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