jokes

A foreign tourist goes to rajasthan village to see the 'true' rural India. When hungry, he goes to an old lady sitting making Bajre ki Roti. She gives him some 'SarsoN kaa saag' on a Bajre ki Roti. The tourist eats teh 'sabji' and returns teh roti saying, 'Here is your plate'

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A well dressed man was having a dinner in "Kake Da Hotel".After he finished his dinner, he started to wash his hands with table and chair. The owner saw him and got real angry and asked, "Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?"

Man: "Ya!" "I had dinner once in Ashoka Hotel."
Owner: "There also, you washed your hands with table and chair?"
Man: "Yes, I did."
Owner: "Nobody told you anything!"
Man: "They kicked me and said agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kake Da Hotel mae jake khana khaa'.
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