Q. What did the lonely banana say?
A. I'm a"kela".
Q. What did the green peas say?
A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
Q.What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A. "Aaloo?"
Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A. In the Gobi desert.
Q. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
A. B(h)ooths
Q. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
A. Angoora