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Posted: 21 years ago
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911

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

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Posted: 21 years ago
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thanks for the hilarious joke!!!! hehehehe😆

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Posted: 21 years ago
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sorry i didn't get it??????????😕 can someone explain it plz.

thanks

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Posted: 21 years ago
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The number to be dialled is 911.

She tried to dial 9 and 11.

She got 9 but not 11.

Understood??

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Posted: 21 years ago
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heheh i got it...u know any black haired person could do that too try looking for the 11 heheh but it was a good joke short and fast😆

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