archives of CK by Roja - Page 3

Flight PAR 172 is ready for boarding.

Dasa will pilot the aircraft. He wants to be away from the mad crowd. He can hide himself in the cockpit and allow whomever he wants and whenever he wants. He gets the seat of authority and also has a top secret.

Atina has been crowned the "IF Chakravarthini" and so wants to maintain her status. She gets priority boarding and sits in the first class lounge. She has some milagai bajji and a nice long fruit cocktail in front of her.

Caryn is already busy watching " Who wants to be a Millionaire?" and counting the number of idiots in the program. She finds it difficult to decide which is more funny – the idiots in front of the camera or their life line friends!!!!

Rathy and Rhodes are at loggerheads!!!! Rathy is trying to impress that Tamil language is all about grammar and Rhodes cant agree with that.. "What is the use of grammar if u don't have the fonts??" They look for support from their only student, Giri but Giri is busy elsewhere.

Giri is busy converting all English nursery rhymes into Tamil. Right now she has " baa baa black sheep" on her hand and she is singing " vaa vaa karuppu aadu, kambli vaichirikkiya?"

Uma reminds everyone that it is Valentine's day and is seen handing over pop corn packets. Meli is adamant that she wants only salted peanuts – a small fist fight ensues and there is a danger of the "love day " turning into " vov vov day"!!!

Serial has changed avtar again. She finds it difficult to say " Oh my God" every time she comes across Roja and Giri and so wants to save her energy. And she doesn't want to umpire any more boxing events – she was hit badly by all the IF members only recently –
all thought that they were attacking the devil duo and Serial ended up at the receiving end.

Pat is very tired after handing out "pattams" for everyone. She has a " Bootha kannadi" in her hand and scanning the list of IF Tamil Serials' fans – concerned that she should not leave out anyone and finding suitable pattams.

Roja is still on ground and has some discussions with the ground crew. The tech. is telling her something and she is making signs with her hand as if she is learning to operate a lever.

All seems to be quiet and serene on board. Now, Roja is seen climbing the stair case – the already pressurized cabin becomes more taut and there is an audible collective gasp. Dasa quickly secures his door and double checks the latch. He also checks his secret switch and finds it in shipshape. Atina draws the curtain around her. Uma and Meli stop hobnobbing and settle for pop corn. There is a visible tension but Roja is oblivious to all this. She slowly climbs and goes to the last row with her head bowed as if she is watching her every step. She has no luggage except for a coil of thick rope.

Usha and Oyvu have volunteered to be the co-pilot and hostess respectively. Oyvu doesn't realize that she will be made to forget her forum name very soon - she is going to be on her toes until they land.

Flight PAR 172 takes off to "Mayajal" island. All are set to take all the rides and play all games possible. Giri being Giri, is unable to accept Roja's calm exterior. "Pambin kaal pambariyum" – she knows that Roja is up to something and wants to be part of it. But Roja is extremely tight lipped!!!

The flying time will be around 3 hrs and Oyvu is already serving cocktails. Roja politely refuses the drink and Giri does the same. She has decided that she will ape Roja to the core and find the ultimate truth. All the others are relaxing and sipping their cocktails.
Dasa checks that all doors are closed and switches on the fasten seat belt sign. All except Giri are busy following instructions – Giri has both her eyes on Roja. Roja ties the rope onto her seat and ties the other end around her hip. Giri wants to do the same but Roja refuses to part with her rope. So, Giri takes her dupatta and does like Roja.

Once the aircraft reaches 30,000 ft, Dasa switches over to auto pilot and calls out to Oyvu for his drink He also wants to know about the passenger cabin – if all is ok and if Giri and Roja are behaving themselves. Oyvu is new to this and cant fathom Dasa's concern –
"Is he over reacting???" – but doesn't voice this opinion.

Well, it is landing time and most are asleep. Fasten seat belt sign is on and Dasa opens the secret switch. It is supposed to have a float which will engulf Roja and go around her like an airbag. That will restrict her movements and she cant do any mischief. She can enjoy all rides but sudden movements will not be allowed. After Uma's flying experience, Dasa has taken it up on him to protect everyone without hurting Roja one bit.

Giri is very curious and has become very attentive. She keeps both her eyes on Roja and ready to ape all her actions. Roja pushes the rope a little and moves her seat to the left. Giri does the same and is now in Roja's previous spot. Giri gives a grin and is mightily pleased with herself. Well, she has Roja's seat now and will get whatever Roja was supposed to get.

Roja has her usual wicked grin and just then Dasa pulls his secret switch. The airbag ties Giri and she doesn't know what hit her. She cant move herself in any direction and starts floating!!!! Dasa comes out of the cockpit with a victorious grin and all set to boast to the others asto how he immobilized Roja. He brings all to the back row and is shocked to see Giri tied!!!!!!! Giri is screaming her heart out but Dasa has fixed a timer and cant release Giri for the next 6 hours. Dasa is stunned!!!

Just then Atina gets out of her cubicle and sees all this. "Oh, now I know why Roja had a discussion with the ground crew!!!! She must have known from the beginning Dasa" Dasa is furious - :Atina, u saw all that and didn't tell me???" Atina is cool –" how am I to know that u had some thing planned?" Dasa glares and Atina gives a benevolent look at Roja – Roja is watching Giri screaming and sings " Minukku minukku natchathiram, aacharyam enakku nee yar nnu"!!!!!!

IF Tamil Serials' fans' lounge.

All are present. The forum strength is increasing day by day. They now probably have to put up a board saying " Reservation is mandatory". The proposal has been put up already and they are waiting for conformation from Atina. Atina wants to give some more time as she doesn't want to shoo away friends who end up here in the last minute
without a reservation.

Atina is busy. She wanted to include Giri in the CK page and ended up "unsticking" the page – whatever that means!!!! Roja is sitting by her side and watching with a lot of curiosity. Since Atina has already declared an embargo on queries and doubts, Roja has no option but to keep quiet and watch. Ofcourse, she is churning a lot of thoughts in her mind and is all eyes and ears for the nearest opportunity to create chaos.

Rathy is in a strange costume Jeans and T shirt, has a thamboor on hand and a narathar kondai which Giri was kind enough to help with. Rathy has taken a liking to this particular hair style from the day of the cricket match and also learnt to say "narayana, narayana" a la actor Cho!! Now she is seriously practicing " Namo Narayana"!!!

Uma is still dancing like her siggy. She has collected Chandra Babu and Nagesh movies from the video library and practices " rock n roll" . Meli is sitting and watching – secretly worried that Uma might end up with a slip disc soon!!! She tries to control Uma but Uma has gained so much momentum that she cant stop even if she wants to!!!

Giri is still sulking. The terror of the air bag engulfing her without notice is still written large on her face. But only she knows that behind that exterior she has a master plan to take revenge on Roja. She darts sly looks at Roja who looks innocent – Giri knows only too well that all is not too well!!

Dasa has a full time job of updating Bhandam, Malargal and Surya. He has taken off from work to satisfy Atina's demands – she hasn't yet given him the deserved title and he doesn't want to jeopardize his rating. Also, he has vowed to himself that he will never do anything to arrest Roja's antics – he is fond of Giri and is very upset about the mishap. It took him a bunch of roses and a box of milk sweets to pacify Giri – though Giri's eyes lit up seeing the goodies, she still maintained a "pavam" face in the hope of milking some more milk halva!!!

Caryn is busy too – she is doing some calculations – If Rukku and the other guy are Ethiraj's bro and sis, can Durga be Rukku's daughter?? – kind of calculations and she is totally lost. Looks around for Pat to throw some more light on this subject but Pat is not game. - " I am just done with updating and if any body wants to guess anything, pls go ahead. If I have to answer about Muhurtham doubts then, I have to also do the same for Kasthuri !!! Seeing them everyday is a difficult chore and now this, no way " – kind of outlook. Caryn keeps breaking her head!!!

Rhodes is dressed like a sardar. "Aal pathi Aadai pathi" illiya, so only if she dresses like that she can give authentic sardar jokes.

Giri goes near Roja and asks: Roja akka, enna paakaringa?
Roja is a pro at this game and so just gives a smile. Giri is like Vethal – never gives up on her attempts. So she goes on: "Dasa milk halva kuduthar, ungalukku venuma?" Roja becomes more cautious and just moves her head from left to right – indicating a big NO Giri opens the packet and licks a spoon ful of milk halva and does "sluurrp" – Roja is tempted but still has reservations – not able to trust Giri and all the time alert about Giri's "payback" savaal. Atina looks at this and takes some halva from Giri and eats. She likes it and asks for more. Roja's reserve is coming down now – " if Atina eats then there should be no problem in the halva" – but still not too sure.

Giri keeps off Roja and feigns disinterest in Roja's activities but all the time very conscious about Roja. Roja is fooled by this tactic and thinks " Che, Giri wont do me any harm. I was not responsible for the airbag incident, Dasa planned it for me and Giri got caught, where do I figure in this?? I just tried to save myself" !!!!! So, she goes near Giri and says sweetly " Giri give me some, we will make up, ok, we are friends ok" and hugs. Giri has already taken a scoop of halva and has hidden a tablet in it. She feeds Roja and Roja swallows. Ten minutes later Roja is in deep slumber. Every one relaxes visibly and praise Giri to the skies for restoring peace.

"The best is yet to come" says Giri. She has a make up set ready and starts some strange 'alangaram" for Roja. Tussles the hair so that it looks like a lanka Rakshashi, fixes 2 tiger teeth on both sides of the mouth, fixes puli nagams on the nails, borrows the puli vesham get up from Anandam team and puts on Roja, puts a mandai oodu maalai on her neck and fixes up a long mirror right in front. The idea is that when Roja gets up she will see herself in the mirror and will be shocked.

Now all want Roja to wake up so that they can have some fun. They request Atina to wake up Roja and Atina is still not able to figure out the get up – animal or human or what??- anyway she wakes up Roja. Roja has one look at herself and screams………

Giri has such a satisfied look on her face that she beams. Roja slowly goes near Giri, hugs her and says " pazhikku pazhi is over and now we are friends, ok? Happy valentines day Giri.

Everyone in the lounge is happy to see Roja and Giri in good humor and exchange Valentine's day greetings.

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge.

The total dcor is changed. The sofas have more cushions and each seat has an ottoman attached to it. There is a new fridge loaded with juices, cocktails, ice creams… et al. Atina managed to get some new funds and spent it all on Tamil fans' lounge. Meli's favourite peanuts are in plenty – in tune with the fast approaching Chinese New year and Mandarain oranges are seen all over.

All the members are chatting and relaxing – Giri and Roja are missing – the members cant believe their luck!!!! But everyone knows that the devil duo will arrive any minute and put a stop to this tranquility. They also accept in their heart of hearts that some fun will be a good idea and if not for the devils who else can spice up life????

Meli is admiring the non stop clapping by Uma and Uma dedicates it to Pat. All are shaking Pat's hands and offering wishes for becoming a gold member.

Atina is looking for a picture of jeans clad narathar – She is oblivious to what is coming her way and how much more difficult it is going to be to find a suitable picture for that!!!!!

Rathy is seriously looking for a cradle and a baby – to pinch and rock (in the same order!!) – and finds a nappy clad baby in Uma's post . She is happy to have found one and tries to pinch the baby. The baby must be the sister or brother of a "vilangu meen" – she just cant catch it!!!!! It keeps rocking and Rathy is restless.

Rhodes is waiting eagerly for the devil duo. She has seen the post by Roja which says that the next kalakkal will be with Thirukkural and nursery rhymes. Rhodes is very fond of Tamil fonts and the language in general and cant contain her curiosity.

There is still no sign of Roja and Giri. All are restless and ask Atina to call them in their mobiles. Atina is stunned to see the demand for the trouble makers and readily voices her surprise; " I cant believe that all of u are so keen to get the duo here. Why don't u just appreciate the calm and quiet of the lounge and enjoy it?"

After a lot of hobnobbing from both ends Atina decides to call Roja and Giri but finds that both their mobiles are switched off. Now she also gets curious but cant do anything. They have to wait for the duo to arrive. After a lot of "tsk tsk s" and "pchp pchp s" the duo make a grand entry and boy what an entry!!!!

Roja and Giri have a mirror image "alangaram". Like 'ardhanaari" it is a "ThiruDonald" avataram. One side of their hair is uchhi kondai(a la Thiruvalluvar) and the other side has cropped short hair ( old Mac Donald style) They sport a dress which again has both cultures – a full suit for one side and the other side has a pancha kacham dhothi with a thundu on top. One hand has a watch and the other has an "ezhuthaani". One foot has a boot and the other has a wood slipper. .

It took a while for the gaping audience to close their mouths – an elephant would have easily gone in if they had gaped for some more time!!!!

Giri and Roja feign absolute ignorance about the effect they have created and enter as if they dress like this every day. They both seat themselves (un)comfortably – the English part rests on the sofa and tries to pull the Tamil part which wants to sit on the floor. They are not able to decide and finally arrive at a compromise. They will alternate between the sofa and the floor every 15 mins. This settled, they get busy with their task.

Giri: Agara mudala ezhuthellam Aadhi Bhagavan
muthartte ulagu
Roja: A B C D E F G …………. When shall I learn my ABC?

Roja: Piravi perungadal neenthuvar neenthar
Iravain adi serathar
Giri: God's love is so wonderful, God's love is so wonderful…….

Giri : Thupparkku thuppaya thuppakki thupparkku
Thuppaya thoom mazhai
Roja: Rain rain go away, come again another day, little Johnnie wants to play

Roja: Iniya ulavaga innatha kooral
kaniyiruppa kai kavarnthatru
Giri: Johnny Johnny what papa? Eating sugar? No papa, open your mouth ha ha ha

They go on like this and the rest of the members cant control their laughter. For once everyone really enjoys the banter of the duo and the mood is light and easy. All are gobbling up the oranges and keep laughing. Roja and Giri go on and on and on……….

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge.
All regulars are present except Roja.

Giri is very restless as she is missing her senior devil. She cant imagine that senior went back to hiding after the 'Priya vai ponnu paarkum" ceremony. She cant fathom that a Hindu celebrates Chinese New year this long!!!

Atina is upset as well. She had to shell out from her pocket for the traffic ticket - her daughter refused to pay!! reason??? " I am a Newyorker and I would never have driven in Manhattan area but for you. You refused to walk and look now" - an absolute truth which Atina could not refute ( heart of hearts she is happy to know that her daughter is smart and literally took the mother for a ride!!!)

Dasa is sulking as well. He added some glue in the sojji for ACD. The look ACD gave him spoke volumes " Veliye varuve thane, appo irukku unakku kacheri" - kind of look. So Dasa is hiding in the lounge and is worried about updating Bhandam. The lounge has no T.V - thanks to Roja's MSSS!!!

Rathy is seriously singing " Pen paarkka mappillai vanthar, vanthare, penn paarkka maapppillai vanthar". Giri gives her a dirty look and makes a mental note for the next poo sutral.

Rhodes has changed her loyalty. She is seen teaching Tamil - Tamil has taken it up on her to rewrite Kolangal as there is a popular request from Kolangal sufferers group. She has to do the write up in Kannada and then translate.

Meli is still admiring all the dresses designed by Uma. She is yet to decide on the dress she wants to wear next. " from whom can i borrow?? I just love Atina's dress but right now it may not be a good idea to ask her. Roja is not here , so may be I can......" - she is deep in thoughts.

Uma has brought her sewing machine and fashion magazine. She is trying to mix up colors and designs.

There is a general lull in the lounge with each one lost in their own thoughts. Suddenly Roja enters with a basket full of mandarine oranges. Giri's eyes light up and she runs to Roja " akka, vanga, enna ipdi pannitinga? romba naala aalai kanum? enakku romba bore adichuthu, theriyuma??" Roja smiles nicely and gives her an orange.Giri throws her hand on Roja's shoulder and walks with her.

Roja goes around handing over oranges to everybody.All are worried and excited - in the same order - to see Roja after a long break. Roja hasnt said a word but keeps smiling.

As Atina knows Roja in and out, she smells trouble.
Atina: Roja how are u? all ok with u??
Roja smiles.

Tamil: Roja do u know that we both are supposed to rewrite Kolangal and end the story in 25 episodes???
Roja smiles

By now, Giri is also suspicious and decides to do whatever Roja does - she doesnt want to be left out of any fun - she knows only too well that what is fun for the devil duo is trouble for the rest!!!

Dasa: Roja did u know that this Ramesh is making Thulasi a better idiot by all his actions?
Roja smiles.

Rhodes: Roja this smile of yours reminds me of Kasthuri - she smiles the same way u do!!!
Roja still smiles leaving Rhodes in a state of shock - Roja refused to bite the bait!!!

Meli and Uma try to stash away their stuff - scared that Roja's kadai kan paarvai can bring in a lot of damage.

By now Giri has mastered the art of smiling like Roja and is seen glued to Roja and her smile.

All have exhausted their tricks and are confused. There is a general hush hush talk " whats wrong... wont she talk...... what a sickening smile.... etc., etc.,

Suddenly there is a big rush in the lounge - the directors of all the serials are rushing in and looking for someone. Giri immediately senses that it has to be something to do with Roja. She pushes Roja down and covers her with all the dresses designed by Uma. All others stand in a line and stop the intruders.

The directors are raving and ranting. all shouting in unison; " where is that woman? where is she? what does she think about herself? and why are u all protecting her?"

Now Atina comes forward as the captain and asks: "We do not understand. what are u guys talking!! tell us and we will see if we can help u"

The directors again start talking at the same time.
" we were all sitting and discussing our serials. we were all tired and so went out for a cup of coffee. As we were heading out, we saw this woman entering our room. We didnt think much about it then. But when we came back we found that the whole place was a mess. We managed to collect our respective stories and shot our next episode Since we were short of time, we aired that without previewing it. My God, we all lost our jobs"......

There is an audible gasp from the IF group but Dasa speaks up" ok what happened? "

Seyyar Ravi elects himself as the spokesman and says:
" Jeeva of Muhurtham married ACD of Aanandam and went to NK's Malargal house to get her valaikappu done. Ramesh of Malargal went and proposed to Nithila of Bhandam leaving behind his bride Vidya. Priyan of Aanandam went to Nachiarpuram in a Kaidhi dress and got caught by Kalidas of Muhurtham..... oh what a mess????? "

Now Ganga speaks up: " we were all given our termination orders and the serial producers have decided to appoint this woman as writer-director for ALL the serials"

Giri is thrilled to hear this as she knows that Roja would always let her tag along and boy what an opportunity!!!!

Dasa manages to close his gaping mouth and the only sane person in the group, Meli asks in awe: " but Roja... How?"

Seyyar Ravi says: "the viewers seemed to like this confusion better than our original stories and the rating for all serials went up like mad. The sponsors asked the producers to continue this and look what happened to us!!!"

Roja slowly comes out of hiding still with that asattu smile and starts talking atlast." How much did we all suffer because of all of u? I suffer from MSSS, Giri suffers from "Poo sutral" syndrome, Dasa suffers from "Aiyo thulasi varale" syndrome..... and what not. But If u guys promise to be more logical from now on, I will get u back your jobs, what say?"

The directors look from one to another... Logic in Tamil serials??? can we??? - kind of look and accept their defeat. They march out with their heads hung down and the lounge celebrates their victory with fire works.

Roja runs behind the directors muttering Thulasi.... SKPD..... Charu....... Ramesh ..... Aadhi... Ganga ....
Giri runs behind to catch Roja and all others are stunned!!!!

IF Tamil Serials' Fans Lounge.

The lounge is crowded inside and there is a queue outside as well to see "Police Station Returned" Giri. Now Atina feels that she should have heeded to the "admission only by reservation" request. Well, she cant do much about it now!!!! There are a few reporters from magazines like " nothing but lies", "Kisu kisu corner" etc., Ofcourse they have some photographers along.

Dasa takes it up on himself to control and organise the crowd. " please, Giri is upset now. Pat has asked her lawyers to come. So any statement can be given only after consulting the lawyers. So all of you leave yr mobile nos and leave now. Giri's attorney will get in touch, ok". All this falls on deaf ears and no one budges.

Rathy and Rhodes are continuously wringing the towels wet by Giri's tears. Side by side they are doing some make up for Giri - what if the reporters and photographers barge in and click???

Serial has made food for all and feeding Giri's son - she reads the "kakka nari" story written by Giri for Kams' training trip.

Atina is clearing the place for the arrival of Pat and her lawyers.

Meli is making a report of all the events in her laptop so that the lawyers can get a preliminary idea of the case.

Uma is seen making a cute frock for Giri's daughter. She lets the kid choose her own color and design and boy what a smart move ... the kid is glued to Uma without a look at her mother!!!!

Caryn is outside finding it impossible to get in because she was looking in the IF pages for the Thols' joke and found it very late. By then all hell had broken loose!! She atlast manages to come in and she looks a sight with a pisasu hairstyle and broken slipers.

The reason for the arrest - Roja - is missing. Atina is very angry with Roja. she thinks"..... all the while I had a soft corner for Roja and now look at what she has done. Poor Giri is crying. Varattum antha Roja, oru kai pakkaren....."

Suddenly ACD enters with a long, thick jasmine garland and puts it on Giri's neck. Giri involuntarily takes it out and wears it on her ears. There is a big police force outside which shoos out the reporters. The crowd gets cleared and all are surprised to see the turn of events.

Atina musters enough courage to ask " what happened? u seem to have a big grin? Is it because of the fact that u were lucky enough to solve atleast one case??"

ACD blushes. He says" No Atina madam. We found that the cyanide did not kill Thols. Looks like Giri bought some adulterated stuff and so the bajjis were harmless. So Giri is free".

All heave a sigh of relief and suddenly remember Roja. " Oh God, then he died because of those darts. what will happen to Roja now?? we have to go thro' the same exercise again?"

Roja enters with her usual asattu smile and looks around. Giri immediately springs up to hide her senior devil from ACD but Roja is fearless. ACD comes to Roja and thanks her.

All are surprised and cant wait for the details. ACD then explains : "Actually, Roja took Giri along to fulfill Pat's wishes. But Giri's cyanide didnt work. Roja's darts also had some chemicals but it was not the killing type. Thols is alive. Roja's darts did some good though!! Those chemicals went in and erased Thols memory totally. He cant remember the story and is scared to accept this to the producers. So, he has asked Tamil and Roja to rewrite the serial. So this Kolangal will end by next month."

There is an uproar in the lounge. The fans are not able to believe their luck!!! There is talk all over and everyone is hugging the devil duo.

ACD continues:" I might as well give u all some more good news. Seeing all this all the other directors are worried about attacks of such kind. So all are planning to pull up their stories and finish within 2 months. So, after 2 months a new set of serials would be aired"

The whole world is seen celebrating. Dasa is very glad that Thulasi will eclipse from the TV screen. The devil duo give smug smiles. suddenly Roja starts muttering ...... Maala... Neela... Gajju... Sojju.... and runs out. Giri runs behind to catch her. All come to know that Roja has had a preview of the upcoming new serials!!!!!!

IF Tamil Serials' Fans Lounge.

The atmosphere is cheerful and jubilant. All are discussing the ending of all the serials. Pat is slightly disturbed. She wants Priya to be taken away from ACD. She has already put in a word to Roja and expects some action.

Roja is still not there. She has made it a practice to enter last of late!!! May be a part of her "Attention Seeking syndrome"!!!! But today no one cares.

Atina is happy about getting back to head quarters. Though she enjoyed her holidays, she still is happy to be back home. There is no place like home.

Kavitha is happy about the recipe thread picking up momentum. She is searching for Roja's date fudge recipe. She is all eyes with bawarchi.com.

Giri is extremely happy to have been blessed with a daughter. Now she has two more ears to hang jasmine garlands.

Rhodes has started updating Malargal and she is glad that her job will come to an end soon.

Uma is still dancing - iduppai vetti vetti aadugirar. She has lost a lot of weight with this exercise.

Dasa has placed his thirupachi aruval in a corner as the thanni lorry issue is sorted out.

But alas.... Roja enters .... the peace and quiet will be lost soon!!!!!

All eyes turn to Roja...... "Now what is she upto? She just cant let people enjoy in peace..."

Roja (unmindful of others) goes straight to Pat and gives her usual asattu smile. "Pat, I have found a solution for your problem. Look who is here with me"

Nobody is able to recognize the new girl whose hands are tied at the back. Atina runs and releases the girl and gives her some water.

Giri is all eyes and ears now. Removes the garland from her ears and puts it around the new girl's neck and sings "Utharavinri ulle vaa, unidam karunai konden vaa"

Pat goes near the girl and asks" who are u? why has Roja brought u to our forum?"

The girl atlast talks " Ask me again. This lady came to my house and called me Divya. I just made the mistake of responding to my name being called and ..... I am here. Who are all of u?"

Nobody except Giri understands. Giri's eyes light up as if a 1000 watt bulb is burning inside. "O ho Priyavai ACD kitte irunthu pirikka ipdi oru sathiya?? Roja akkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........"

Roja is in a talking mood today. she says" Pat this is Divya. We will show ACD's snap to her and tell her to woo him. We will pay her a fat sum and tell her to keep Priya off until ACD solves all the cases. Then, he can decide who he wants to spend the rest of his life with. After all he was in love with one Divya and the name will surely bring back sweet memories for him. What say?"

Caryn is jumping up and down " wow Roja for once u have done something constructive. If ACD takes this cue and solves all the cases, the serial also can end. Seyyar can move around with out the fear of cyanide bajjis, great going. Bravo Roja."

Pat thinks" .... kokku thalaiyil vennai enru kelvi pattu irukkiren...... ithu antha ragam pole irukke...."

Everyone has a confused look and look at the new girl. She is laughing her guts out. Roja gets angry and snaps at her" stop that. are u mad?"

Divya replies " Mad?? Me??? when u are around no one else can qualify for that!!"

All the members are astonished to see the smartness of Divya. She has not known Roja for long but knows exactly what Roja is!!!!!

Divya finally says" I am Charu's daughter from Malaysia. I am not a fool to woo a man on whom my mother has an eye!!! He deserves only the azhumoonji Priya. I am off now"

Pat is crest fallen. Roja consoles her saying that she will try something else. Needless to Say that Giri, Rathy, Jiggly and a lot of others are happy..........

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge

Everyone is talking about the fiasco with Divya. Pat is still hopeful that Roja will come up with something.

Giri is doing up a poster of her "Thanga Thalaivi" to be put up in the forum. Rathy, Jiggly and a few others are helping out. Giri's daughter liked Uma and her party gowns so much that she left with Uma to buy materials for new gowns.

Atina is busy packing her stuff - making sure that she does not take away any of her daughter's belongings.

Dasa is extremely pleased to know that there is a possibility of Shan pushing both Thulasi and Poo from Thotta Bedda peak. He has a champagne bottle ready to celebrate. Also, he is released from Bhandham updating - Atina will take over, boy what a relief!!!!!

" than muyarchiiyil satrum thalaraatha VIkramathithyan" pole, Roja enters with a police dog, a German Shepherd. The dog has a pathetic look - he was enjoying life in ACD's division with " Mani adicha sapadu and thookam" regime. ACD did not believe in solving cases and so all the animals were happy. Once in a while they were made to find narcotics provided some one gave info about how, where, when and by whom they were placed!!! But why would Roja bring him here??? Moot point but who can question Roja's actions???

Roja has replaced her asattu smile with a vicious one - she has had a look at the poster made by Giri and associates - will she have the last laugh this time?

Roja drags the dog to Pat and Pat steps back . " now now Roja, whats this?" Roja does not answer but makes some sign with her hand and calls out "Rover" - the dog responds to his name and sign - goes and puts his front legs on Giri's shoulder and stares at her. He is almost as tall as Giri and bulkier than her. Giri screams and begs Roja to release her.

Roja makes another sign and calls out the name of the dog - he gets down and gives a "I couldnt care less" look and begs for a dog biscuit. The Finance minister has reduced the price of dog biscuits and so Roja has a big bag. She throws one at Rover. He goes to a corner and eats lying down.

Pat says, " Roja , I am impressed but what is the use of this exercise? How are u going to separate Priya and ACD?"

Roja gives a benevolent smile and whispers something into Pat's ears. Pat has a look which says"Is it possible?" Roja winks and calls out to Rover. He comes obediently and Roja shows the Thanga Thalaivi Priya poster to him and makes a few signs. Roja misses to notice that Rover wags his tail on seeing the poster.

Rover runs out and comes back with Priya who is all set to launch her oppari a la Karpagam of Kolangal. Rover has Priya's kurthi in his mouth and limits Priya's movement. Giri and Rathy would love to help Priya but the mere size of Rover is intimidating.

Suddenly Rover lies on all fours in front of Priya, moans with glee and rolls over. No one including Priya can understand this move. Roja being a dog lover understands this and her face whitens!!! Obviously, Rover is familiar with Priya. Whenever she visits ACD at work, she crosses the kennel where Rover rests. He knows only too well that ACD is busy being "kadu kadu" with Priya and leaves the animals in peace - not sending them out to solve murders!!!! How can Rover hurt his "bread giver"??

Priya shakes her hands and shouts "aiyyo avar, aiyyo avar" thinking of ACD and Rover thinks that he is being called. He interprets her sign as "attack Roja" - he goes and puts his front legs on Roja's shoulders and staressssssssss

Giri, Rathy, Jiggly and others dance away in sheer happiness!!!!

IF Tamil Serials Fans' Lounge
All the members are present. Some new faces as well.

Roja enters with a tentative look and with the same old "asattu sirippu". Giri is grinning - cant say which did it - Roja being back or herself being back in hot hot chennai - the atmosphere is festive.

Pat is tired of Devi, Sulochana and the "nagin" DIL of Ethiraj.

Atina is pressed down to her nose with the responsibility of moderatorship. Now that Roja is back, the " sticky and non-sticky" issue is getting to be monumental.

Rathy is seen with her "Narathar Kondai" and is looking around for possible trouble. She has to do justice to her hairstyle, after all!!

Rhodes is busy with Thulasi's pregnancy and is generally wondering how Thulasi still manages to sport a flat tummy. " Thulasi is as much preggie as Vidya and Revathy"!!!

Dasa is happy that he does not update "Bhandham" any more. However, he is still very mad with the stupid Thulasi - "How can one woman hide her pregnancy for so long and manage to tholachify her hubby??" Little does he realise that there is a long queue in front of Thulasi's house to learn the tricks of both the trades!!!

Roja is oblivious to all the happenings. Giri is stuck to Roja and all the members have a forlorn look - "Oh my God, these two again in action???" kind of look.

Kams is back and has no plans of letting the Tamil Forum members to rest in peace.

Suddenly Atina is screaming "some one help me please". All rush to her just to find that Giri and Roja are applying some kind of glue all over Atina saying "sticky... sticky... sticky"

-Rathy has a smug smile - ' great, there is some action again"

Pat comes near Atina and steps on the bucket of glue. The whole glue is spread on the floor and Pat rolls over. Atina and Pat hold hands and try to get up. All the others are helping out.

Roja and Giri stand in one corner looking absolutely innocent - "what happened? we just tried to make Atina sticky!!" . The new entrants to the Forum are aghast. The oldies are consoling them " dont worry, it is not like this always, sometimes it is even worse. Roja and Giri are known as the devil duo. They keep doing some thing like this always, we are all used to it, you will too"

Pat and Atina are playing "sarukku maram" in the glue pool!!!!!

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge.
For a change it is filled with Directors of all Tamil Serials!!!

Muhurtham (D-Mu), Malargal (D-Ma), Bhandham (D-Bh), Kasthuri (D-Ka), Kolangal (D-Ko), Aanandam(D-Aa) - all of them are in a state of shock.

D-Bh - IF side poi pathingala ppa?? puthusu puthusa ennavo seyyaranga? oru thani channel kondu vanthittanga. Ippo naama ethanum seythu namma serials ai thookki nruthanum, illatti tholainjom!!!

D-Ma : Aiyyo, athai yen kekkaringa? Na etho Thulasi ai Thyaga Deepam range kku kaatti, nool vittukittu irunthen. Ellam gali. Enna seyyaruthunnu theriyame muzhikittu irunthen, neengallam meet panringa nnu therinjathum odi vanthitten.

D-Ko : Na etho Sivadas kitte sign vaangi, Tharagai yai pottu thalli nnu kathai vitten. Ella move um ore adiya kaaname poiduchu. IF members Fanfic, poo sutral, Comedy kalakkal nnu etho seythu, namba viewers ai kollai adichukittu poiduvanga pole.

D-Ka : "nanum than Rekha kku unmai therinji pochu nnu move panninen. Enge, ellarum kasthuri yai innum mosama thitta aarambichuttanga. Sympathy for kasthuri nnu oru drive start pannina thevalai nnu yosichen. Athu Kooda IF kandu pidichu ore poda pottuttanga - " Kasthuri mele sympathy varallai, athoda duck walk and asattu face mele irritation than varathu " nnu!!!! "

D-Aa is quiet. Has a "Roja face" - asattu smile and MSSS look. All are looking at him.

D-Ko : "Enna CR sir, neengathan senior inge, ethanum vazhi kaaminga. summa verichu partha epdi? "

D-Ka, D-Bh, D-Ma, D-Mu all in unison: "aama sir, neenga enna sonnalum seyyarom. "

D-Aa gives a sick look. " Ada pongappa. ennamo ennoda character ACD ai romba praise panrangannu thena vetta irunthen. Ippo avarai joker nnu sollittanga. Abi is the daughter of SKPD and Charu nnu establish panninen. villi yai poi innum powerful aa kaatararu, innum ethanai naal serial ai izhukka yosanai nnu thittaranga. Enna panrathunnne puriyama mayangi ukkarthu irukken"

This goes on and on and finally they arrive at a decision. They all go to find Atina, our moderator.

Atina is sitting in her cabin and discussing with Dasa, Meli and Sri. The devil trio (Kams, Giri and Roja), Rhodes, serial, Uma, Usha, Kavitha, Rathy are all outside the cabin eating the delicious cake made by Kavi to celebrate the new home.

The Directors arrive and ask to meet Atina. Giri peeps into the cabin and says that Atina is very busy and they may have to wait for an hour to meet her. All the directors sit down as all the sofas are occupied by members.

The members are happy to see all the uncreative heads in one place and discuss all the serials thread bare. Kizhi kizhi enru kizhikkirargal. Directors face ellam chinnathaga pogirathu. Atlast they meet Atina.

Atina: "Konjam busy, ungalukku enna venum?"

All Directors: "Amma Thaye, neengathan kappathanum. Unga members ai konjam adakki vasikka sollunga amma pleaseee" - thus saying all fall in the ground and do a shashtanga namaskaram. Atina steps back. All of a sudden there are a few flash lights flashing to glory. The devil trio is clicking digitals, cell phones and still cameras to capture the moment!!!

Roja: " Atina, we got the perfect banner for the contest. We shall put these banners in front of Sun Tv office, Mount road and all main places , what say?" Giri and Kams are grinning.

Now we see D-Aa is being hit by all others. " Namba per than pochunnu partha ippo maname poche aiyya, un idea vale!! Unnai poi idea kettome, engalukku ithuvum venum innamum venum" - All run away closing their faces with their shirts!!!!!!!!

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge

All members are around enjoying the new look and all the facilities. Roja enters - she is minus her asattu sirippu - looks totally restless.

Giri and Kams take one look at her and know that something must be radically wrong. They go behind Roja and try to ask her but Roja is seriously searching for something.

Atina is busy in her cabin with Dasa, Meli and Sri. "Dont disturb" sign is hung on the door and so no one can go in.

Rhodes takes time off from her Malargal update and runs behind Roja. "Roja akka, enna thedaringa? sonna naangalum kooda sernthu help pannuvome?"

Roja is oblivious to all the queries and searches everywhere for some thing like a maniac. She throws things around which are kept back in place by Giri and Kams ceremoniously.

Serial says OMG, OMG a few times justifying her avtar.

Pat is busy preparing for her exams and is not able to concentrate because of all this hustle-bustle around her. "Roja , whats wrong with you? I just washed off all the glue and trying to get back to normal. And now this..."

Kavitha peeps from the kitchen and looks around. She carefully locks the kitchen door and makes sure that the devil trio is well out of her territory.

Rathy is once again glad of activity in the lounge and waits patiently. She knows that the cat will be out of the bag any minute now and she is all set to enjoy.

By now Roja is back to her MSSS days - her eyes shine with insanity and aggression. Giri remembers the flight PAR 172 incident - when she was stuck to the seat by Roja for more than 4 hours - she shudders. " Now what???"

Suddenly Roja starts screaming " Atina, Atina, Atina".

Atina rushes out of her cabin and sees all the commotion in the lounge. She quickly instructs Dasa to get the marshals ready to restrict Roja, if necessary. She goes near Roja and asks " come on sweet heart, tell me your problem, I will sort it out, ok?"

Roja is still furious but listens to Atina like a pet puppy does to its master. "Atina , you remember the corner where I had stored the poison bottle, pistol etc.,? now both the pistol and poison are missing ooo oooo oooooo "

Atina: " Oh really, dont worry , we will look for them. But, why do u need them now, my dear? I thought that you are settling down well with all the serials!!"

Roja: " Oh no Atina, not for me. This Sundara Ganapathy came into the lounge and stole my pistol. Sneha came in and took the poison bottle. She poisoned that Diwahar's wife and now I am worried that ACD will charge me with that crime. He has not solved any of his pending cases and would be too delighted to put me behind bars. Once Giri was nabbed in the lounge by police and now me... oooo oooo oooo and to think that our lounge is infested with thieves oooo ooooo ooooo "

Atina throws up her hands in total exasperation. "Roja, nothing is stolen from our lounge. Ganapthy and Sneha found their own stuff. And ACD solves only Aanandam crimes. Kalidas knows well about Sneha and wont come anywhere near you, ok? Finally, I have appointed a few marshals to guard our lounge from intruders and...... " Atina refrained from saying "from you" but the members are quick to catch the unsaid words.

Roja looks blank as usual and her "asattu sirippu" is back on her face. Giri and kams heave a sigh of relief and seat Roja on a sofa. Rathy readily comes with a basket of lemons and the three of them rub Roja's head with liters and liters of lemon juice............