archives of CK by Roja

Hi friends, moved all my CKs here in this thread -
for facile access and reading Hope this helps.
No comments here Please. Thanks and love - Roja


Directors of all Sun Tv serials in discussion.

Thols: Looks like there is some forum discussing Tamil serials and they seem to be coming down heavily on all of us. We must do something and teach them a lesson ( pls read all this with Thols' English accent - It is another thing that we might forget the sound of normal English words!!)

Malargal Dir: ennanga seyyalam? Shan kku innoru kalyanam pannidava? Poo kku 3 masam time kuduthu patha shan amma, aana ava pregnant aagalai, so she wants him to marry againnu sollidaren. Ok??

Muhurtham Dir: yen Sir, konjam creative aa yosikka maatingala? Ippo yennai paarunga, thideernu oru puthu family, oru puthu villi ellam introduce panni kalakkaren illai?? ( pulls up his collar with pride and the rest of the group looks up to him with open mouths) Naan Kalidas ai kill pannittu Jeeva kaile gun kuduthudaren, epdi??

Radhika: Ellarum Konjam vaayai moodunga pa, Naan irukkum pothu pesa enna dairiyam ungaluuku?? Naalaikku Selvi will become Commissioner of Police and ella villain villiyai encounter paaniduva, just wait and see.

Thols : Epdinga? Comm. of Police aaga IPS pass panna vendama?

He just starts to say something else but feels a dozen hands hitting him. All in unison: Logic?? Logic pathi pesina inge kolai vizhum. Neeyellam oru serial director?? Ivanai adichu malai mele irunthu uruttungappa.

Everybody shouts and comes out of the discussion room. They find Atina, Suram, Patraj, Simi, Aaana, Caryn, Suresh and a whole load of IF Tamil serial fans trying to pacify Rojapoo who is having a gun, a bottle of poison, a thick rope, a big butcher knife and all that could be used to end life. Rojapoo Screaming her heart out -" ennaai vidungappa, I will use all this at the same time and make sure that atleast one of them kills me successfully"

The Directors are relieved to know that they are not the targets and go back to their (un) creative discussion.

Heroines of Tamil Serials

All Mahathmas get together in one place. (Abhi, Selvi, Shanthi and Durga) .

Selvi : Enna pirachanai? yen ellarum aluvireenga??

Abhi : yenna ipdi kekkareenga? na ippothan Jaile irunthu veliya vanthen. Enakku velai poiduchu, Intha Thols vera Ganga veetle ukkanthukittu ennai pakkave illai. Mano mathiri oru thambi, ithellam pothatha?

Durga: aama, intha ammavukku enna problem, stone face vaichikkittu episode after episode vanthuttu poiduvanga, Enakku veedu vasal onnum illai, yaro oru Ethiraj ennai save panni pathukkarar. oor le ellarum ennai thappa pesuranga, muthalle na yarunne enakke theriyalai, azhame enna seyya??

Shanthi: Selvi, Just because both of us dont cry, u cant under estimate their problems. let us find some solution for them.

Selvi: Itho paaru Shanthi, I dont like anyone saying anything when i am around. Na mattumthan pesuven, ellarum kettu aaganum, puriyutha?

Shanthi: RK mama voda problem, ACD problems, Shyam-Uma problem ellam nathan solve panren, na pesa koodathunna epdi?

Selvi: Shanthi, I deal with people like Pandian, GJ, Pasupathi, Aandavarlingam and Amar - ellarum villains, ippo sollu who is better, you or me??

Abhi and Durga ( meekly trying to push their 2 cents worth) ennanga rendu perum power fight panringa? engalukku oru vazhi sollunganna.....

Shanthi: Onnum kavalai padatheenga, Na RK mama kitte pesi seekiram ungalai kappatharen.

Selvi: Ithellam velaikku aagathu, Na Naagu vai anupparen, avaru Durga yarnnu kandu pidichuduvar. Mano vai nalla muttikki mutti thatti Abhi kitte sethuduvar. Thols ai Ganga veetle irunthu thookiduvar. Dec. 29th varai time kudunga. Enga serial mudinjudum, apram avar free than.

Shanthi is aghast( manasukkul) "Selvi kku end theriyuthe, correct aa date solrale, yen nilamai than mosam, eppo serial mudiyum nnu oru idea vum illaiye"

Seeing Shanthi speechless, Selvi beams. Roars like a lioness " I I I AM THE BEST. can anyone dare refute me?"

Shanthi: RK mama theduvar, na kilambaren

Abhi and Durga: Glycerine vangittu vanthachunu director koopidarar, nanga joooooot.

Selvi sitting alone patting her own back and glowing!!!!

Now it is the turn of Tamil serial heroes to be in discussion.

GJ, Kalidas, Ram, AC Durai, Aadhi - all are discussing about
their serials.

Kalidas: gives a sly look and says" what do we have here? heroes
or villains? GJ, Aadhi and Ram, inge enna seyyaringa?"

AC Durai: "exactly my sentiments Kalidas. I am running after
Sankara Pandi and you are running after Rangan. Athaiyellam
vittuttu, ivangalai thorathaunum pola irukku!!"

GJ: "na herothan. aana konjam villain. Villathanamana hero.
Nallathe seyyatha hero, puriyutha?"

ACD: (hands on his head) : "serial mathiriye ingeyum suthi suthi
pesarare, pavam viewers, epdi intha kodumaiyai thanga rangalo??"

Ram: "Illainga avar mathirithan nanum. enna, avar mathiri kolai
seyyara varai inum pogalai. Parunga, Kasthuri kku nallathu
seyyarennu villathanama etho seyyaren, onnum work out
aagalai. Friend roopathule enakke oru villain - intha Ganesh than."

Aadhi: "Enakku minister uncle and Pops irukkum varai kavalai illai.
Action ellam avanga seyvanga, na summa izhuthu izhuthu pesi appo
appo konjam hissing noise kudutha pothum" - laughs victoriously.

Ram: " Big screen le male domination. inge heroine domination.
namba ellarum summa urugai than, actual heroes women thane,
parunga, asattu kasthuri kku vantha yogathai"

GJ: " romba worry pannathinga Ram. 20 yrs back cinema le
cabaret dance aada thaniya glamour girls irunthanga, ippo
heroines antha dance ai aadi kooda kaasu vangidaranga.
Athu polathan ithuvum. Nambale hero, nambale villain ha ha ha"

Voices of Atina, Suresh, Suram, Uma, Aaana, Patraj, Kasthuri,
Simi, Rojapoo and other regulars from IF shouting from the
window. " ada pavingala, pakka vendiyathu nanga ppa, thirunthave maatingala?"

All of a sudden the heroes remember that they have work to do
GJ: "Tamaraiyai jail le poi pakkanum, varen, ellarukkum bye"

Aadhi: talks into his mobile " itho varen minister uncle, inge oru
vetti gumbal kitte mattikitten, itho, i am leaving" hurries out
without a bye

Ram, ACD and Kalidas : " engalukkum than velai irukku,kilambarom"

The Tamil serial fans of IF are looking at the heroes hurrying
out with fumes coming out of their ears and noses!!!

Now it is the turn of the children ( are they really kids??)
Vijay(Muhurtham), Shanthi's daughter ( Ananadam)(whats
her name in the serial pa??), Aishwin, Aishwarya and Kaveri
(Selvi) - all are sitting in a park bench and talking.

Vijay: ellarum jolly aa ukkanthu irukkenga, nathan fast aa
race mathiri odi kitte irukken. Director pakkatha neram inge
vanthutten.

Aishwin: itho paru, intha odara velaiyellam en kitte nadakkuthu.
Selvi amma "Aishwin, odu da" nnu sonna nanum Tamarai amma
mathiri VRS vangiduven. Ukkantha edathile irunthu ethanum
seyyanum nna i am ok.

Aishwarya: Namba problem pathi pesalam nnu koopittingalennu
vanthen, vera ennavo pesaringa? Child labour law namakku
apply aagatha?

S's Daughter: RK thatha vum ennoda omnipotent omni present
ammavum sollittanga, that law does not apply to us. summa
ellarum avanga velayai parunga ppa.

Kaveri: Intha ponnu pesaradhu enga Selvi amma mathiriye
irukku. nalla athikaram seyyuthu. Namma yarum vai thirakka
mudiyathu pola. anyway na Selvi amma kitte neenga nalla
amma va or ketta amma va nnu ketten - bathil sollame
mazhuppitanga. yarukkavathu bathil theriyuma?

Aishwarya: ithe doubt than enakkum - ofcourse enga appa
GJ kitte ipdi kekkanum nnu thonum, aana bayama irukku.
Selvi amma kitteye dairiyama kettiye Kaveri, nee great than.

Vijay: na eppo odarathai nirutharathunnu sollunga pa.

Aishwin: chance e illai. odikitte iru. Unga Janani amma vera
sethu poittanga, theriyuma?

Vijay: nijammava? appo inime ennai yarum interest eduthu
theda maattanga. So, pesama jail kku poi appavoda settle
aagidaren.

Aishwin, Aish and Kaveri: aama, angeye poidu. Enga Tamarai
amma ange than irukkanga. unnai nalla pathuppanga.

S's daughter: all of u dont worry. ennoda appa is a commando -
vanthu ellaraiyum AK47 vaichu miratti ozhungu panniduvaru.

Aishwin and Aish giving a sly smile. "Gj appa pathi theriyama
olaruthu, pavam" kind of look and smile.

All leave from there thinking about how to bunk classes the next
day oblivious to the look of concern from IF tamil serial fans!!!!

Here is something for the New Year.

IF Tamil serial Fans' lounge. Atina, Simi, Swash, caryn, AAnaa,
Suresh and a few others are sitting and relaxing. Rojapoo enters
and eyes the group with a meek smile.

Atina: (Looks at the corner of the room where all things collected
by Roja for committing suicide are kept and confirms that nothing
has been used) now now Roja, Selvi is over - that is one burden
off and so dont u dare look at those things, ok??

Roja - still unsure of how things are with the rest of the serials
says " uh huh"

Swash: I promise u Roja, I will update everything regularly
and so u dont have to watch the serials live. ok? Also, the first
line of the update will be like either " Roja, keep off " or " it is
ok to watch Roja", ok?

There is a flicker of smile on Roja's face but her eyes still
show a trace of fear.

Caryn: Bravo Roja, come on, it is not that bad. See us for example,
we are all geared to watch Arasi, u cant give up so easily!!! Now
speak up,, say something, will ya??

Atina: Dont threaten her Caryn, lets find out her problem
and solve it, ok?

Roja looks at Atina and asks : You are not in some disguise
I hope. Because u sound so much like Shanthi, I am so scared.

Aanaa: Just imagine, we just know one Roja and this is what
she has become from watching Tamil serials. I know that a
million people will be watching these and how many of them
are running loose around the world like this??? Boy, gives me
the creeps.

Simi: We should probably recommend that these serials are
branded like cigarette ads - " Tamil serial watching is injurious
to mental health" and paste Roja's face as a model?? what say
everybody??

All in unison: great idea, Simi, lets first catch Roja's
face and save it.

Roja laughs hysterically and all flee from the lounge.

( All this is just for humor guys and gals, no offense meant,
ok??) rgds, Roja

Atina, Caryn and Swash are bringing Roja to the IF mental
hospital. Roja has a restless face and looks around expectantly.

Atina: (talks as if she is talking to a child - something like
Anitha Kuppusamy of Malarum Mottum) - Roja, we are
going to see the dr now, ok, you have to talk and explain
how u feel so that he can treat u, ok?

Roja: mmmmm, Is Shiva around here? I saw Amla and
Revathy just now.

Caryn: Roja, bravo, forget Malargal now, we need u back
in IF as soon as possible, ok?

Roja: Tulasi and Poo are also expecting, so that makes
it 4 babies -

Atina: Roja, now now, relax.

Roja: looks like we can have our own "malarum mottum" Atina.
Will u host that?

Swash: At last she is talking some sense - may be she will come
out of " serial shock syndrome" soon, God pls help us to get her
out of this soon.

Caryn: I know, otherwise a few more will join Roja and we
may have to develop a separate " mentally challenged"
wing in IF!!!

Kams_123 comes in with a dr's coat and asks : Now what
do we have here??

Atina: Dr, this is Roja, our friend. She is diagnosed with
"Serial Shock Syndrome". can u pls help her??

Kams: I just rewrote ACD - Priya romance story. I can
rewrite Roja's fate too.

Caryn: Look, doc, u dont seem to get our concern. we want
Roja cured , do u understand? C....U....R....E...D, ok?

Kams: Ofcourse , I know what u want. Roja will be ok once
I get ACD and Priya married. I am nearing that chapter.

Swash: Atina, something is not right here, are u sure that this
the dr we made an appointment???

Atina: I am getting confused too..........

A tall handsome man comes in and looks around....

Kams: ACDDDDDDDDDDD , here u are. Priya is looking
for u in the beach and what are u doing here?????

The man has a confused face and hesitantly asks : who is is
Atina here? she has an appointment....

Atina: thats me dr, we brought our friend Roja but this other
dr came in and asking us about Ananadam!!!!!

Dr: oh dont worry, that is Kams - also suffering from the same
syndrome. One good thing is unlike yr Roja she has a syndrome
relevant only to one serial. Your Roja has " Multiple serial shock
syndrome". kams is well on her way to recovery, dont worry,
I will treat Roja also.

In the meanwhile Roja and Kams are in serious discussion.

Roja: I will take Tulasi's kid and give for adoption. she wont
miss the kid because she wont even know that she delivered
the baby. After all, she didnt know her pregnancy for a long
time - some woman!!!

Kams: You bring the kid over to ACD - he will get Shanthi
and RK maama to find a nice home, ok??

Roja and Kams look so happy and start planning for a
baby shower.

Atina, Caryn, Swash and the Dr are stunned!!!!

(again just for fun - this time I wanted company and so dragged
kams in. kams, hope u dont mind) rgds, Roja

IF Tamil Serial Fans' lounge: Atina, Swash, Patraj, Suram,
Aanaa, Caryn and a few others are in discussion. Roja enters
with a bunch of red roses and hands out one to each.

Atina: wow Roja, it is cute, whats the good news?

Swash ( eyeing Roja carefully) are u ok Roja? are u taking all the
medicines regularly??

Patraj: Oh come on, she looks fine. is it your birth day Roja?

Caryn : bravo roja, feels good to see u all cheerful. shoot,
whats it?

Roja: Thulasi's father found out that she is preggie, Kasthuri
is in the hospital, Janani's ghost threatened Babu, Anu is preggie
( pauses for a breath)

The dr is hurrying into the room and catches Roja.
All are shocked.

Dr: Atina, i am sorry to say this. Roja has gone from bad to
worse. As a part of the treatment, I made her watch
" Arasi - curtain raiser" last night and from then on she
does all unexpected things. Just be glad that she is handing
u all roses, she just bit Kams' right hand fingers so that she
cant write anymore updates!!!

All are stunned as the Dr. is sedating Roja!!!

Kams and Girl entering PAR 172 tentatively.

Kams fingers are bandaged and Girl has a long jasmine garland around her ears.

Captain Atina: welcome aboard both of u,

here is a glass of our fun cocktail, hope u

enjoy.

Kams: where is Roja? I know she is part

of your crew. My fingers are just healing

and I dont want to mess up.

Patraj: Oh dont worry, she is still under

sedation, we brought her on a wheel chair

and the Dr is always with her.

Swash: But beware Kams, she did see

the long Anandam thread and I could

hear her grinding her teeth. But she saw

BK's post of Radhika grandma and laughed.

Dr: (running from the back of the aircraft)

Roja is up, Roja is up, all of u take positions
Kams and Girl hide into the toilet, Swash

has a cocktail ready for Roja, Pat has a

warm towel ready and Atina pulls the joy-

stick to fly higher!!!

Flight PAR 172 is in full speed. Atina has put it on auto pilot and
joins the passengers. Pat is all tired after handing out warm towels
and Swash is mixing the next round of fun cocktail for all. Kams is
slowly coming out of sedation and Roja is chained to her seat. The
Dr has asked for a few hours of sleep and the atmosphere in the
cabin is generally congenial.

Atina: we are flying over utopia now and we are 20,000 miles
away from our destination of "hahaha" land. We will take another
23 hrs to reach and we have a refueling stop in another 10 hrs.
Hope all of u are enjoying yr flight and drinks. Now that Roja is
chained, we can watch some of the serials we have missed during
the week. Everything is recorded.

Kams: I am missing ACDDDDDDDDD boo hoo hoo, I
want to watch Anandam first. (looks at Giri for support and
finds that (s)he is watching Roja's face)

(nara nara nara nara)

Pat: Atina, i have the monumental task of updating Kasthuri
and Muhurtham, pls play them first.

(nara nara nara nara)

Swash: I need to watch Kolangal. Cant wait for the
HRM report.

Atina: all of u somehow forget that i have to update 2 serials
and as the captain i get to see what i want, ok??

(nara nara nara nara)

While all this talk is going on everyone takes a peep at Roja
and make sure that she is well fastened to her seat. No
movement is seen but all are concerned that something
is not right.

Simi ; I hear some "nara nara" noise, am i imagining or
do all of u hear as well?

All in unison: yes we do, what is it? Atina should u check
the cockpit?

Atina runs inside and finds that all is fine. comes out and says
"no problem there". All are looking around and Swash goes
near Roja. Roja gives an unnatural smile.

Swash: now now Roja, what is it?

Caryn: u better wake up the Dr Swash, let him check
Roja again.

Dr comes from the back sleepily and says: what now? I
hope none of u mentioned Tamil serials here.

Everyone looks sheepish and avoid looking at the dr. Dr
looks around and knows that the taboo topic has been
discussed. He shrugs and goes to Roja.

Dr: Roja, chellam, tell me what happened?

Nara nara nara nara nara...........

Dr. pls speak up ma, plssss.

Roja opens her mouth and shows her teeth. There is some
powdery stuff - she has been grinding her teeth so hard that
only a few are in tact, rest all is powder.

Dr is aghast but also happy to see that some tolerance
from Roja, after all she just ground her teeth and sat through
the discussion.

Suddenly Roja springs from her seat and goes straight for
the Dr's hand. Only then everybody realises that what Roja
was grinding all along was the chain that bound her to
the seat!!!! everyone flees.

Flight PAR 172 is ready for take off after refueling. The Utopia
airport is a mess - janitors are running here and there to bring
back some order.

Control room officer: Please make sure that this aircraft is
never allowed to land here , everrrrr

Janitor supervisor: yeah sure, they had a plane load of mentally
challenged passengers, pity the captain!!!

Inside the aircraft, Atina, Pat and Swash are doing a head count.
Each one comes up with a different no and start counting all over
again. This goes on for a while and in the end the Dr comes in and
does a head count. He says all is Ok and they take off.

Kams: (happy that her ears and nose are still in tact) Looks
like this stop over has done good to Roja - she is still sleeping.

Giri: Ya sure, but did Roja change her seat? where is she sleeping?
i dont see her.

Pat: Oh come on Giri, the Dr is always with her and I am sure he
must have changed her seat as a part of therapy.

Swash: wait , wait, I am not comfortable with this. I have to
physically see Roja to be sure.

Swash goes to the Dr who is nursing a fun cocktail and
asks for Roja.

Dr: Whatttttt? Roja not in her seat???? Captain turn back, looks
like we left Roja in Utopia airport.

Every one panics and Atina doubles up and redirects the flight.
She asks for clearance to land in Utopia shouting " May day,
may day" but the ground control refuses permission. They ask
for the reason for this emergency landing but Atina is skeptical
about giving them the reason. If she says that they left behind
Roja who is a strong case of M.S.S.S, , they would be in deep
trouble. After some hurried discussion, Atina says that one engine
is not ok and so she has to land. She is given permission to land.
The aircraft lands and everyone runs in different directions to find
Roja. the Dr has the sedation ready and is waiting at the gate.
They find Roja sitting in a room where there are a lot of computer
monitors showing various flight positions.

Kams: ( pulling on her mask) Roja akka, inge enna seyyiringa?
"hahaha" land kku poga venama?

Roja doesnt turn from the monitors - watches attentively.

Swash : Keep an eye on her Kams, i will get the dr.

Kams ; Yerkaneve, ear and nose kku threat irukku, ippo
eye kkuma?? sari sari, seekiram Dr ai kootitu vanga.

Roja is olivious to all this and keeps looking at the
monitors.

Kams: Akka, vanga polam. apdi enna pakkaringa?? sollungalen,
nanum pakkaren.

Roja : Kams ippo Kolangal serial time illiya, athan wait panren.
neeyum ukkaru, namba rendu perum sernthu pakkalam, ok?

Kams: hiya hiya, roja akkakku MSSS sariya pochu, serial
pathi calm aa pesarangale, ellarum inge odi vangappa,
Roja akka is cured.

(runs around Roja in a frenzy and fails to notice her mask
falling out)

The next moment the airport hears the most terrible shriek it has
ever heard and all rush in.

Roja is holding onto Kams' right hand and tries to push her
into the monitor.

Kams is terrified and looks around for help but no one moves.
Roja laughs hysterically and starts muttering
ACD......... Abi.........Mano.....Bhaskar.....kasthuri............