archives of CK by Roja - Page 5

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge.

The Lounge looks rich – all the cash that was brought
from the rich man's house during the "Rescue Roja"
operation is put to good use. There is new upholstery ,
new sofa cushions , Fella design reclining chairs etc., etc.,
The new air conditioner is quiet and efficient. If Lily
visits again, she might approve of the ambience !!!

All the members are present and for a change Roja
is in sooner than usual. She is lying on a reclining chair
looking very happy and singing to herself. The rest of the
members are not able to believe this – they are so used
to Roja upsetting the serenity of the lounge all the time .
All are convinced that she is up to something and think that
some thing new is in the anvil.

Rhodes goes to Roja and asks " enna Roja akka, atlast
Malargal is over. Are you happy that you don't have to
see Thulasi ever again?" Roja shows no reaction and Rhodes
is stunned. The mere mention of "Thulasi" always brought
a hostile reaction from Roja – well, whats up???

Meli comes in and looks at the quietness of the lounge.
She is very tired after the exams and has come to IF lounge
as she wanted to avoid post-marteum of the question papers
by her mom. Usha breezes in as well – same like Meli.
Both have switched off their mobiles avoiding any calls.

Sue and Ho are busy reading Pat's updates for Kasthuri
and Muhurtham. Ho wants advise on serial viewing –
' any thing else worth watching?" – only to get a stare from
Sue which says " Vathu has influenced Ho too?? Ho also
wants to become another vaathu??"

Kavitha gets the impact of Sue's look and runs to the
kitchen – her haven in the Forum – shudders to imagine
Ho as a vaathu!!!

Usha is holding "Garuda Puranam" in her hands and reading
seriously – many in the Forum are waiting for a new
season of punishments from her – most of them are
dying to punish PP and RR of Anjali and are at a loss
with out Usha's input.

Roja gets up from her chair and all eyes are on her. She
looks around with a blank look and asks " where am I?
And who are all of you?" Sue first pinches herself and pinches
Ho in her cheeks – Ho screams and Sue knows that it is not
a dream – Roja did ask that question!!!!

Meli drops the mango lassi made by Kavi and her hands
start shaking – cant say though if it is due to fear or excitement –
" Roja akka kku enna aachu??? Muzhi ye sariya illaiye???"
Runs to Pat and brings her over. Pat was just getting ready to
take a nap after updating the ' padavathi serial' Muhurtham
and is angry that she is being disturbed. However, she obliges
Meli and comes to Roja. " Roja, now what??? We just got you
out of one trouble , I do not have any more money to pay the
lawyer's fees, do you hear?"

Roja looks past Pat and blinks – " lawyer?? Who??
And who are you?" Pat slaps Roja on her back and says
" that is who I am – cut out the drama, NOW, Ok?" Roja
starts crying and all are shocked. Roja only makes others
cry, she never cries herself !!!!

Ho gets smart – she wants to shed the "Vaathu" title bestowed
on her and shouts " hey, I think Roja has amnesia!!!! Look,
how she blinks and does not recognize any of us!!" The lounge
plunges in to an eerie silence ………

( part 2 tomorrow)

(Part 2 and awwww the FINAL part)

Everyone starts talking together and the noise
decibel exceeds the ability of normal human ears!!!
Some are trying to find out the reason for this
sudden amnesia. The senior analysts Sue, Spain
and Bluegal are speechless – with out an external
injury or gun shot in the arm or any where else
other than the head - they cant figure out the
reason for this.

Spain being the doctor, springs back to life
sooner than the others and has a logical
explanation – " Roja lives in Malaysia where
rubber trees are abundant. She must have walked
under a rubber tree. The latex must have fallen
on her head and erased all her memory, hence the
amnesia" – she looks around for applause from
the dazed members. The rest of the Malaysian
members involuntarily cover their heads with what
ever is handy and make a mental note to avoid
walking under/near a rubber tree – ever!!!

Kavitha comes out with a tray full of coffee
cups – coffee laced with some brandy – to jerk
up the members. Pat being the most practical of
the lot, asks all to think for a treatment for
this sudden amnesia and get Roja back to the serial
world. Usha opens the pictures in her mobile –
the ones taken with Lily by all the members –
" Roja, look, this is Usha uuuu shaaa , that is me,
come on show me now and say UUUUU ssshhhaaa …….."
Roja looks at Usha as if she is an alien. This
goes on with all the others and Roja draws a
total blank.

Ho is sitting in one corner – glad that she
diagnosed Roja's condition and shed her
"Vaathu" title – Caryn nudges her and says
" hey look, Roja is up to some thing, no amnesia,
nothing". Ho silences her – she is worried about
being "honored" with some other "more decorative"
title.

Kabee gets a flash – she just read Roja's
comments in Kolangal page – starts singing
"Vaanathai pole vallamai paditha sakasa karan
ivan" – the BG music for Thols in Kolli Hils –
Roja's eye balls move fast – Kabee continues
with enthusiasm, her eyes are closed and she
fails to catch the " Kolai veri" in Roja's eyes.
Roja flips and flaps like a cockroach which has
been bathed in Baygon spray just then – her
nervous system is all tangled in to a knot!!!

Roja dashes to the ammunition corner and gets
hold of the "Thirupachi aruval" left by Dasa
after the "Thanni lorry" episode. Roja raises
it above her head and screams " Kabeeeeeeee,
one more word out of your mouth and ……………….. "

Every one holds their hearts in their hands
and runs for their lives………..
We hear Rhodes saying " Oh … Thulasi = Thols!!!!!
We hear Caryn saying " ah I knew this, I told u so Ho"
Ho chooses to ignore and runs away from Caryn too.

Roja does a P.S.Veerappa act and laughs
hysterically HA HA HA HAHHH

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge.

Members are lazing around. The lounge is quiet
but all know only too well that it will not last
long.

Sue is out of her week end tension - she could
not sleep for 2 nights much to the annoyance of
her hubby - he rushed on Monday morning to engage
a private detective to follow Sue and find out
the reason. Right now she is writing a personal
"Thank you" note to Pat who gave the good news
that Radha mommy is fine. 'Romba thanks Pat,
yen vayiril paalai varthirgal'!!!

Ho is singing - of late she excels in changing
lyrics for the cine songs.
(July matham vanthal - puthiya mugam tune)
Sevvai kizhamai vanthal
Roja vanthu serval
Roja vanthu sernthal
kalagam konjam pirakkum
Kalagam - Roja enbathu
sernthu thane piranthathu....

Kavi is happy at last. She just spoke to her
mother and knows that all is well. She is praying
" Sami, intha Roja akka innikki lounge kku varame
irukkanum. Na konjam nimmathiya puthu recipe
try pannanum, photo edukkanum. Roja akka vantha
kitchen ai lock panrathe velaiya pogum"....

Rhodes is tired - She has been shuttling between
KL - Kerala - Karnataka - Andhra and Tamil Nadu
with Megala. The story is yet to unfold - how can
the whole of South India and a part of Far East
Asia could be searching for one girl??????
And she is busy teaching Thirukkural in a
remote village and helping a puratchi group
to bring justice to the down trodden!!!

Meli should get back to updating serials.
She did enjoy the freedom in spite of her exams
but now... no more excuses......

Pat is also relaxing. She sent out messages
to a few people about Radha mommy being better.
She knows that Vaathu will start packing things
for shifting back to mommy/daddy's house. Pat
is also furious with Rukku - what a villi?????
She wants to do some thing more sinister to
Rukku - " converting her to Rakku is just not enough".....

Though all are lost in their thoughts, their
eyes dart to the door a bit too often....
where is Roja????

Just then the phone rings. No one picks up
a la serial style. After the so called kidnapping
of Roja, all are vary of phone calls. Every one
looks at Pat - their eyes urging her to pick up
the phone. She resists but later goes near the
phone but it stops ringing - again a la serials style!!!!!

It is a monumental wait of 5 minutes and then
the phone shrieks again ..... This time Pat
picks up immediately and hears a message.
Her face becomes pale and she just says
"Oh My God, Oh My God" .... Since Serial
is busy at her new job, Pat takes over her
avtar!!!! Finally Pat says OK OK and takes
down some address.

All are restless and scared - Pat musters
strength and says " here is how it is - Roja
is admitted in ICU in XYZ hospital. I have
the directions to that place, who is coming
with me?"

All scramble to their feet and are out to
the car park. Madhu asks the dreaded question
" how is she and whats wrong? ICU???" Pat just
nods her head and concentrates on driving................

(Needless to say that this again has a second
part which will be posted before this evening)

(final part)

The cars screech and stop. Not bothering to park them
every one rushes out. The hospital looks really small.
As they reach the ICU, they see Caryn sitting outside.
She looks all shattered and is relieved to have company.

Pat is the first one to speak up " how did you get here
before us? who called you?"

Caryn replies " ahhh, I was with Roja when she fainted.
This is the nearest hospital I could get her to. They just
wheeled her in to the ICU. No one has come out to tell
me anything. I was so upset but managed to ask the
hospital staff to call you guys. Boy, am I relieved to
see all of you!!"

Sue pats Caryn and all are looking at the door to the
ICU. Kavi is crying " Roja akka, I dont mind locking
the kitchen door 10 times if needed, pls come back".

Finally, a nurse comes out and everybody jumps
to meet her. She has a stern face and says" ask the doctor,
I dont know anything". Usha throws a menacing look
at the nurse - " let Roja get well, annikki irukku unakku
Deepavali" - kind of look!!!!

At last the doctor comes out. Looking at the crowd, he
gets scared and mutters some thing. He looks at Caryn
and singles her out - " you are the one who brought
her, right?" - Caryn nods and the doctor wants to have
a word with her alone. As they move away, the rest of
the crowd peeps thro the glass. Roja is lying with tubes
all around her in her old faded jeans - her eyes are closed
and there are a few monitors making hissing/clicking
noises all around her.

Pat heads an urgent general body meeting in the
hospital corridor. " we should not tell her any shocking
news, will treat her with kids' gloves, no other visitors,
no serial news, etc., etc.,"

Caryn comes back - she looks dazed and is unable to talk.
With so many pairs of anxious/curious eyes on her, she
slowly narrates. " It is not a heart attack. Looks like
Roja has gone to some frozen state. The doctor wants
us to think of some thing that would bring her back
to reality. What do we do now?"

There is a collective audible gasp. The thinking caps
are on. Pat has an idea. She asks all the others to wait
and have an eye on Roja. She takes Meli with her and
goes to the IF lounge. She collects all the ammunition
left by Roja in the ammunition corner. Picks up Ram ,
Vaathu, Rukku and "nagin" Saro.

Goes straight to Roja's room. Makes some drama
arrangements - hangs vaathu from the rope, gives
the poison bottle to Rukku and asks her to pose as
if she is drinking, points the pistol at Ram and keeps
the butcher knife near Saro's silly blue eyes. The stage
is set and Meli plays the Kolangal song " vaanathai pole
vallamai padaitha sahas karan ivan" loudly.

All eyes are on Roja - Her eyes open slowly and scan
the room in a slow motion. Her nostrils flare up, lips
twitch and her limbs stretch - Roja screams ..........
it is one of those MSSS screams and the hospital
gets empty in a jiffy ..........

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge.

Pat is furious. She is pacing like a caged lion.
Meli, Madhu, Spain, Usha, Sue, Ho, Kavitha and Jas
are all looking very tired and agitated – in the
same order!!!

Pat starts again "how can you, how can you guys
afford to do this?? All of you know pretty well
about Roja and her MSSS. How can you let her
wander around with out an escort??? Now, how do
we bring her back??? "

Unmindful of this outburst, Meli is typing some
thing in her lap top. Pat gets more irritated
" Meli, can you pls listen?"

Madhu has never seen an enraged Pat – Pat is
the Porumai Thilagam of the lounge – well ,
she has to be because she updates both Kasthuri
and Muhurtham!!! Madhu picks up courage and
says, " Oh Pat, we were all together watching
all the court proceedings. Once the Jeeva
bail trial got over, we all adjourned to the
next court room to see Arjun's bail trial.
That is probably when Roja scooted out."

Pat now looks at Spain " you being a doctor
should know about Roja Better – she has MSSS,
u know"!!!

Spain looks sheepish " Oh Pat, Jeeva of Bhandam
wanted to know as to who would be a good pair for
her. I watch only Bhandam and have no idea
of other blue eyed boys of the Tamil serials.
Every one goes ga ga over this ACD/Arjun and
so I thought of looking him up. And who would
think that a grown woman like Roja……(mutters
under her breath) …" All the others
are able to read the unsaid words ….
"Roja can be so insane??"

Usha is all wound up. " Pat, I had to see
the dress of Arjun, hairstyle, ear rings
etc., etc., and give a detailed report to all
the others who could not make it to the court
room. Never thought that Roja would do some
thing like this!!! "

Ho has an astonished expression on her face .
Her eyes dart in this order. Pat – Meli – Pat
– Madhu – Pat – Spain - Pat – Usha – Pat –
she moves her head rhythmically as if she is
watching the French Open finals between
Federer and Nadal.

Rhodes interjects slowly " how are we going to
get Roja akka out of the Prison now?? Can not
apply for bail as there are no cases on her
and she went inside voluntarily!!!!"

Jas has a confident smile on her face.
" Why do these people worry like this? If
what is said about Roja is true, then the
inmates of the prison will go on a hunger
strike to get Roja out of there." As a new
entrant to this section, she is slightly
hesitant to voice this out.

Sue is back tracking – " I remember seeing
Roja after the Jeeva trial. We all had a
cup of chai and Roja also drank with us.
And then???……" Sue is so confused
that she is ready for a lassi from Mr.Nair
– potion or no potion!!!!!

Well, to put the story in a nut shell –
few of the IF members went to the High Court
to watch a few case hearings. The law students
who witnessed the trial of the Directors
in the IF had sent in an invitation to IF
members – to show as to how actual court
trials are conducted and how judgements
are given. Pat was busy at work and so
did not go. The rest went and Roja tagged
along. When everything was over, the team
found that Roja was missing. On further enquiries ,
it was found that Roja got in to a police
van which took back prisoners to the prison.
So, Roja is inside the prison and the rest of
the members are breaking their heads.

In a fit of anger, Dasa says " oh this time
around , we should not bail out Roja. She must
learn her lesson well. Let us keep quiet and
she can come out by herself."

Pat raises an eyebrow at Dasa – " now, who
is worried about Roja? I am worried about
the status of the prisoners, jailor and wardens.
Not to forget the repercussions – once she
comes out we need to look at setting right the
damages - – that is what worries me most!!"

The subject of all this heated discussion walks
in quietly carrying a heavy bulging back pack.
She proceeds towards the ammunition corner.
Pat swallows her pressure medication and
shouts ROJAAAAAA ………….

(To be continued)

( final part)

Roja stops in her tracks hearing the war
cry from Pat. She is slightly scared but
is still confident that she can work around.
Puts on her usual "asattu sirippu" and is all
set for a total round of interrogation.

While Pat is composing herself, Madhu and
Usha get on with vengeance. " we told you
to stick around us and where did you go?
We will never ever take you any where with
us in future" - a seething Madhu fumes and
Usha nods her head like a boom boom
maadu. Roja has seen much more than this
and is not fazed at all.

Spain is cut up as well, 'Roja, the only
doctor who can treat you now is Indhu's
psychiatrist. I have got an appointment
and you better come with me". There is a
slight scare in Roja's face - she knows
how Indhu's doctor doles out unethical treatments!!!

Pat comes up at last with " where did you go Roja?
and how did you manage to get in to the police van
with prisoners? Last but not the least how did you
come back? I need all answers NOW..."

Roja tries to give a "Arvind(Lakshmi) look" but
Pat is a pro now - she can read Roja inside out -
" no tricks and no acting, ok?"

Roja decides to come out with the truth. She spans
the expectant crowd and says " Pat, wish you had
come too. There was a "jollu river" in the court
room where ACD/Arjun bail trial was on. All our
members had fixed looks on "The Man" - Since I
am not a fan of any one I just moved around and
got into this van. It had the aircon on and I
just dozed. When I woke up, I was inside the
prison. There were a few press reporters as well.
I went around with them - saw Salphetta Saroja,
Ranganayaki, Priyan's friends,Thamira and a few
others. Then I got back using one of the
reporter's ID - thats all".

Pat's eyes narrows and she is all wound
" wait , wait,using some one's ID? how?
and what happened to that reporter?"

Roja replies casually " Oh , I just took the
ID - that girl is in the prison and I am sure
she will be out". Thus saying Roja moves to the
ammunition corner with her bulky back pack
only to be stopped by Sue and Caryn. Caryn goads
Pat to ask about the luggage...

"Oh yes, what do u have in there?" Pat quips.
Roja hesitates for a moment but empties the
contents on the floor. Sue faints, Ho grabs Kavi
for support, Madhu's eyes are bulging out of
their sockets a la Megala, Usha gasps ..........

There are a few stilettos, hacksaw blades,
screw drivers, pen knives, loppers ..... all
that one can think of as weapons!!!!

Jas is the one who finds her voice first and
asks " where..... urr..... how....." Roja replies nonchalantly
" Oh these, I found them in the prison and brought them
to be saved in my ammunition cupboard."

Pat howls " found them?? found??? Roja you
stole them. Do u hear, stole...." Roja just
shrugs and walks out while the rest are rooted
to their feet .........

With due apologies to all Rajni Fans -
I did find this amusing - esp after seeing
Sivaji - God, Shankar did this????!!!


Subject: Why Newton Committed Suicide.....


Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced
that all his logic and laws in physics were just a
huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he
had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused
to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are
a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according
to the doctors can't be cured and his death is
imminent. In one of the fights, Rajanikanth is
shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the
bullet passes through his ears taking away the
tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted
with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but
unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess,
what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? &
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife
cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both
the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster
& the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as
the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires
his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take!
He was completely shaken and decided to go
back. But he happened to see another movie
for one last time, and thought that at least
one movie would follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton
is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.
Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets
to know that the villain is on the other side
of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one of those
superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his
pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when
the gun has reached above the height of the wall,
he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger
of the first gun in air. The first gun fires
off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge.

Meli is seriously sending out PMs - she wants
an updater for Anjali. No one seems to be willing -
cant blame them, the serial is confusing and
totally off track!!!

Atina is back from India but is still resting.
All are eagerly waiting for her to come back
and relive her whirl wind trip - not to forget
the sweets and murukku bought from Grand
sweets, Chennai.

Jas is all dazzling - she just became " Jas the
Dazz" -

Sue is at last at rest - Mr.Nair stood up side down,
made lassi, aborted the idea of a private detective
and did all that would please Sue - she is happy and
has vowed not to believe the mad Roja - "Kudumbathil
kozhappam panna parthaye Roja, ithu sariya??"

Ho is still going thro' her B'day presents. She has
brought them all to the lounge - comparing notes with
Pat.

Pat is happy and relieved - she just got news that
Muhurtham is nearing its end - that is one less to
update - "Rukku/Gannu mystery epdi mudiyumo???
epdiyo mudinjal pothum".

Caryn is busy answering questions - she is sitting on
the hot seat - MOTW - "appa, enna ellam questions???
Have to go back in times and recollect - a chance to
analyse my self!!"

Rhodes is still laughing at "Gaja garbam" - "Elephants
kku gestation period ethanai weeks??? Roja akka solrathu
nijama enna? Animal planet or Natl.Geo. channel le
ethanum tips kidaikkuma??"

Rathy is back in HQ after her trip to India. Back to
minding kids and being kept on toes -" che, amma
yen kooda vanthirukkalam hmmm ".

Roja is serious - sitting in one corner and is lost in
thoughts. Her hands are making some signs in
the air. Looks like she is planning some thing. Well,
Newton committing suicide is disturbing her. She needs
to meet him and confirm, but how???

Roja being Roja, gets the most innovative idea - she
decides to go to the heaven and meet up Newton. She has
a plan. She plans to fly by herself - " well, if Rajni can defy
the rules of Physics, so can I!!!"

She has chosen to take off from the terrace of the lounge.
Her first choice was the Twin Towers but she
was worried about the security systems. "Height is of no
consequence - if you can fly from 100 ft, you should be able
to fly from 10ft as well" - logic and Roja never saw eye to eye
anyways!!!

Roja requests Kavi to make some sandwiches and packs
them in ziplock bags. Rushes to the terrace - seeing the
sudden movement from Roja all the members scramble to
their feet and run behind her. Oh my God, they just miss
her, Roja is already up in the air with both her hands spread
out as wings.... As all are looking up, Roja becomes a dot
and is lost in the clouds.....

In Heaven, we see Mr.Newton running helter-skelter.
He requests St. Peter to close the gates - he has heard about
Roja and her mad stunts - But St.Peter denies his request -
"Heaven should be open to any one who wants in
and only people who deserve come here" - Newton sighs -
"wait till you see this woman, you may curse yourself for this
mistake!!"

Roja lands at the Gates of Heaven - enters tentatively ...
who are all the people she meets??? What does Mr.Newton
say??? is she coming back home?? if so, how?? .....

( just one more part, promise!!!)

(Part 2)

As Roja walks in, Newton is on his nth attempt
of hiding and alas, Roja sees him. Knowing that
there is no way for escape , he decides to face
the calamity.

Roja: " Mr.Newton, I am Roja from IF and I need
to ask you some thing"
Newton : "Oh yes, a little bird warned me this
morning about this impending danger.... hmmm, I
do believe in destiny these days!!!"
Roja: " Is it true that u committed suicide when
Tamil films blew up all the laws of Physics?"
Newton " The answer is a simple yes Roja. But,
now that you have flown in here all by yourself,
Physics has lost face again and I dont have
another life to commit suicide. Just dont tell
any one that I said this, ok?" Newton walks
out with a down cast head.

Roja is happy to have cleared her doubt and
decides to walk around to get an idea of Heaven.
It is a beautiful place with lovely flowers all
over, crystal clear streams, melodious music
flowing all around etc., etc., Roja can not stand
serenity any where!!!! She looks around for
possible mischief and gasps ...... She sees a
group of people sitting languidly and they are
none other than Ranjani & Upendra (Kolangal)
Mahi & Thamarai (Selvi) Divya & her mom (Aanandam) .......

Roja is all excited and surprised - most of them
were baddies when they were alive and how did
they get in to the Heaven????

Roja is all set to find out. She goes to Uppi
and Ranju - " hey how come u both are here?
You guys divorced each other and Ranju was all
set to marry Bhaski - and Uppi, u killed a lot
of people including Ranju and now I see u both
happy together.... I thought that Heaven housed
only goodies..."

Uppi chooses to be the spokesperson " yes Roja,
I did kill a lot of people but in the end I
saved Abbbbi by my statement. See, Abbi being
Abbi had an influence in heaven as well,
she asked her errand boy Thols to issue
a letter to Mr.Chithragupthan. With that letter,
I ended up here. Met Ranju and told her that
I did all those murders because of my love for
her and she got back to me. Over and above all
this, she was so happy that I saved her from
that gold digger Bhaski and his avaricious mother.
Now we are happy. Hey Roja, are you planning to go
back to the serial world and earth in general again?"

For once Roja is aghast hearing his story and
mutters "uh huh". Uppi takes that as an yes
and asks " Roja, can u do me a favor? I heard
that Oppari Queen Karpagam is all set to make
Bhaski tie a 2nd thali for Abbi. can u pls ask
her not to do that if she really loves her daughter?"

Now.. this is Roja's territory and she plays her
game well. " Awww Uppi, we have all tried but
OQ does not listen. You probably can do it - go
in to the dreams of Thols and OQ and ask them
to abort this atrocity, what say?" Uppi gladly
accepts to do that - he plans to go with Ranju in
tow and chip in his 2 cents. Roja beams a smile
of achievement.

(sorry friends, looks like a 3rd part is
imminent - but that will be really short,
promise - Roja and her promises... hmmm)

(3rd - FINAL - part)

Roja now goes to Mahi & Tammy. Mahi gives her
usual scared look and her eyes are ready to
pour any minute. Tammy holds Mahi tightly and
faces Roja sternly. Roja waves the sandwich bag
as a white flag and smiles. " Tammy, i just need
to know if u committed suicide or some one
killed u? is it true that you both were killed
by the same person?"

Tammy with her bulk looks as if she is ready to
crush Roja and use as manure for the rose bushes
of heaven. However, she wants to get rid of the
pest and says " yes, we were both murdered by the
same killer. I know that Maya hired her to kill
me and Ganga hired the same Periakka to kill my
little sister. Why are u asking me? Your great
serial police cant find the truth?"

Roja placates saying " yes, I believe that there
is a new officer named Arase who is assigned to this
case and she is making very good progress. She has
arrested your hubby GJ as well and gave him 3rd
degree treatment. Looks like this will be sorted
out, are u happy?"

Tammy has one of those mad gleams of MSSS Roja
in her eyes... "happy?? happy?? I will be happy
on the day when GJ is given a death sentence.
He will go to hell directly and I have developed
some contacts there. I will make sure that hell
is made more hellish for him. You can carry this
message back to him, OK?"

Roja scoots ... she does get scared ... Tammy
looks vicious!!!

Roja is on to Divya and her mom. Divya's mom is
using all her pacchilai treatment on Divya who
is enjoying that with closed eyes. Mommy nudges
Divya to indicate Roja's arrival and Divya is not
very happy about being disturbed.

Roja: "Divya, your morai payyan ACD has one
whole load of fans in our forum. After u left,
ACD was heart broken but Priya managed to worm
her way in to his heart. yaaru kannu pattutho
theriyalai, ippo no romance between ACD and Priya...
can u help plsss... if not for the couple at least
for the IF members??!!, Aunty konjam unga daughter
kku sollungalen plssss..."

Divya has a proud look - " Sure Roja, now that I
am not a contender, I will surely do that. I will
visit both of them in their dreams and do the
needful, ok?"

Roja bangs on her own head - " aiyooo, Divya,
u need to visit omni's dream as well. She is the
one who solves all the problems and if she is
not given that credit, some thing may go wrong..."

Divya: " Omni??? who??" Roja: " the great Shanthi -
omnipotent, omnipresent" Divya nods her head in
agreement.

Roja is happy to have done more than she planned
for and decides to go back. She climbs a rock
and spreads her hands as wings - Mr.Newton winces
and closes his eyes. Roja leaves.

A big homam is on in the IF Lounge - All the
members are praying with closed eyes and folded
hands - "Samy, pls Roja vai angeye pidichi
vaichudunga, nanga ellam rendu naala romba
nimmathiya irunthom, please let this happiness
last..... "

No, their wish is not granted, Roja arrives
in the lounge with her usual asattu sirippu.............

(Nijamma mudinchi pochu.. appaada..)