archives of CK by Roja - Page 2

Place : Hahaha Land.
Time : Evening 4 pm
Location: Beach
Temperature : A lovely 21 deg. C all thro' the day

Atina, Kams, Swash, Simi, Roja, Giri, Pat, Dasa and Madhu.
The Dr is always around - keeping a close eye on Roja. The
rest of the members are resting in the hotel. Atina is very tired
after piloting a long flight and is relaxing in a hammock - half asleep

Kams is seen with her mask and gloves. Giri is staying close
to Kams - after the sudden attack at Utopia airport, she hardly
lets Kams stay alone!!

Dasa: Kams whats wrong? wont u let us see yr
beautiful face???

Roja : Ya, I know, what happened Kams?

Kams: Athu sari, Kekka maatingala pinne? Ungalukku
bayanthu than ipdi thiriyaren naan. Ear, nose, fingers, eyes
nnu ethaiyum vittu vaikkaliye akka neenga, Kolai nadunguthu
theriyuma?

Dr: Oh Kams did u not get the good news? Roja is perfectly
alright now. I hypnotized her and erased the memory of serials
from her brain. She is normal now.

Kams and Giri give a sly look - not convinced still.

Atina sleepily says : yes Kams we have our sane Roja back.
It also helps that we are now in Hahaha land. No TV, no dish
nothing, great no???

Dasa: yeah sure, it gives me great pleasure to know that I dont
have to update Kasthuri and Malargal - I dont have to see Thulasi
for sometime, wow, my day is made!!!

Kams and Giri dart a quick look at Roja who looks on as
if Dasa is talking some alien language.

Swash comes back from her walk and asks: hey any news
from HRC? Have they arrested the minister and Aadhi??

Kams and Giri - refusing to bite the bait - : uh huh

Madhu: I have to post the next chapter Of ACD - Priya fanfic.
Hey Roja, I think i will take yr suggestion of Deepa Venkat
for anni's role.

Roja gives a surprised look and watches the conversation.
The Dr is beaming with his success.

Simi: Roja, by the way, I am trying to get back yr original
ID but it is a monumental task. let me see if i can help u , ok??

Pat: Hey , This Kasthuri is driving me up the wall. She cant manage
her own life but she is trying to fix her sister's wedding, how dumb!!!

Roja is collecting shells and goes to Atina and shows. Atina puts
in a word of encouragement and Roja slowly rocks the hammock.
She is singing a lullaby softly.Kams and Giri cant believe this. They
start discussing Aanandam.

Kams: Priya than SKPD's daughter, ok ya?

Giri : No no Kams, innoru puthu character introduce pannidalam,
appothan 2010 varai serial ai izukkalam.

The Dr. brings a tray full of drinks. He first hands over one to Roja
and then to others. After 10 mins all are asleep and only Roja is
awake and rocking the hammock for Atina.

Roja: Doc, what happened? why everybody is asleep all
of a sudden?

Dr : Uh huh, nothing Roja ( thinks within himself) MY my,
I had to drug all of them, Roja is cured of her MSSS but the
others cant stop thinking about serials - this obsession is
dangerous. I cant have a whole group getting "Serial Shock Syndrome"!!!!!

We just hear the waves gently hitting the shore and absolute peace prevails!!!!!!

Place : Hahaha land
Time ; 10 am
Day : Kanum pongal day

The weather is beautiful and the sea is a lovely blue green
shade. The passengers of Flight PAR 172 are celebrating
Kanum Pongal in the sea side. The hindu community has
various rituals and practices for this function and so, all have
decided to perform a common ritual. Since there are no bulls
around, they cant have jallikattu. They decide to have pot luck
lunch and just float some small agal diyas in the sea. Atina
and Roja are making Sambar sadam ( They both are great
sambar sadam makers, believe me!!!!) with Poricha appalam
and Potato-onion fry. Kams and Giri are making curd rice
with Mango pickle. Caryn and Pat are making Aviyal and
Paruppu vadai. Meli is busy laying the table. Swash is getting
the diyas ready with oil and wick. Dasa has gone out to buy
soft drinks, chips etc., Madhu has promised to make Coffee
and tea after lunch. Simi is still busy at the computer for
bringing back Roja's original ID. so all are busy and the
Dr is really resting for once!!!

Kams : Nalla kaalam, No bulls here and so no jalli kattu. I
will organise some jalli kattu and Roja akka ethanum
Kavithai ezhuthi kolai panniduvanga.

Giri: Intha Roja pesame MSSS le irunthu cure aagameye irunthirukkalam mmmmmmmmmm. Athu sari Kams, i had
jasmine garlands around my ears, what happened to that??
ippo, jasmine kku enge poga? Dasa vera kilambi poyache....

Kams: pona poguthu Giri, ellarukkum Kathile poo suthar
athukku bathila nose pierce panni anuppidalam. na poi Dr
kit le irunthu neriya needles suttu kittu varen, ok? Curd
rice mele oru kannu vaichukko ppa.

Atina: Roja, sambar smell nalla irukka? Our honor is
at stake ppa -

Roja: dont worry Atina, whatever we make is sambar rice
and these ppl have no option. they have to eat LOL Jokes
apart, sambar smells good.

Pat: Caryn, vadai Maavu ready aa? Aviyal is all done ppa.

Caryn: bravo Pat, dont fret, will make vadais in a jiffy, ok??

Jiggly: hey did someone call me???

Caryn smiles and says ; Go back to sleep Jiggly, will wake u
when lunch is ready, ok???

The Kitchen of the hotel is buzzing with activity and the chefs
and their helps look around puzzled - "Oh my God, how are
we going to clean up this place" kind of look!!!!

Food is ready and all attack the table with gusto.

Dasa: Hey Atina and Roja, i have to accept that yr sambar
rice is excellent - was slightly worried about u both not
fitting the bill !!!

Meli: Kams and Giri, yr curd rice is also excellent. Thought
that u both can only do jalli kattu and poo sutral - not bad,
I am impressed.

Swash: Pat and Caryn, summa solla koodathu aviyal and
vadai great ya.

Simi: Well, i am impressed with all your skills - It is now
obvious that u are all pretty good in whatever u do!!!.
I am happy for all of us.

All the food is over and the table is empty. Everyone adjourns
to float the diyas. The Dr wakes up and is hungry. he comes to
the table and finds it totally empty.

Dr: My God, I gave them all some sedation yesterday and
they have paid me back - no food for me boo hooo.

No one hears him , all are getting into the sea and playing in
the waves screaming with delight!!!!!!

Place; IF Tamil serial Fans' lounge
Members: Atina, Pat, Kams. Giri, Dasa, caryn and Roja.

Kams is dancing like Mariamma with a soolam and everyone
is keeping a safe distance.

Giri: Kumbida pona deivam kurukke vanthathamma
Kurukke vantha deivam yen thaniya aaduthumma???

Kams is raving and ranting and does not answer.

Dasa:( casually) Solladi Abirami, bathil solladi Abirami
Vanil sudar varumoo, enakkidar varumoo
solladi Abirami

Kams dances with frenzy hearing this and sings:
(manmatha raas tune le)
ayyo Dasa ayyo Dasa
antha perai sollathey
yen kannule lesa kannule lesa
sigappu color ai oothathey

Atina: Ok I got it,she is angry because Abi has become
SKPD and Charu's daughter and has a claim to their empire!!
now what do we do to quieten her???

Pat and caryn are running out to see if the Dr is around. They
come to know that he has gone to saravana Bhavan as he was
continuously starved. Everybody looks on wringing their hands
and lost in thoughts. kams continues to dance with the speed
increasing dangerously by the second.

Roja goes near Kams without any fear as her memory on
serials has been totally erased and asks her to stop dancing.

Kams : (roja roja tune le)
Roja akka roja akka
Vambu vendam odi poidunga
Roja akka roja akka
solrthai konjam ozhunga keelungaaa

Giri has the presence of mind to use her jasmine garlands
and sings; (Medley of songs)
kalyanamam kalyanam , azhagana kalyanam
AC Duraikkum Priyavukkum kalyanam
Vangada aasirvadam pannungada
Vanthu intha akshathai thoovungada
Kalyanamam.......

Kams applies sudden brake and laughs hysterically -
everybody except Roja flees.. Roja still hasnt got the point!!!!!

IF Tamil serials' fan club lounge.
Members present: Atina, Dasa, Caryn, Simi, Swash, Kams,
Giri, Pat and Roja

The Dr is away at Saravana Bhavan as the Forum members are
considerably sane!!

Kams has a hurt puppy face - she is leaving for training in
about 3 days and ACD still hasnt signed up in the Forum!!

Giri has a smug smile and keeps winking at Atina.

Atina is busy editing some pics for adding onto the updates.

Dasa is taking a nap - relieved that he need not see Thulasi
for a while.

Caryn is collecting sambar rasam recipes - since she was called
as a "sambar making aunty" and she has no clue as to how to
make both!!

Pat and Swash are trying to pack Kams' bags asking her
this and that - most of the replies from Kams are like
" oh, OK or uh huh or do what u want"

Roja sees all this and wants to cheer Kams. Roja goes and
sits near Kams and starts a dialogue.

Roja: Kams chellam, whats up???

Kams: Yen soga kathaiyai kelu Roja akka
Athai Kettakka thanga maatinga Roja akka

Roja: vara vara nee pesinale enakku puriyalai, ipdi paadina
enna puriyum??

Giri looks so happy " appada na inime old songs ellam thedi
ulta panna vendam"

Simi: Roja she is upset that ACD has not signed up in this
Forum yet and she has to leave in 3 days for her training.

Roja: ACD ya?? athu yaaru??

Swash gives a resigned shrug, looks at Pat and says:
Nalla Dr pidicheengappa, Roja vai complete aa mathittare,
ippo yaaru muthalle irunthu explain panrathu???

Pat (with all her tenacity and patience got out of updating
Muhurtham and kasthuri): Roja, ACD is a police officer,
Kams kku anna mathiri. Avar varallainnu than she is upset.

Roja: Police aa? apdinna??

Giri gets totally bugged, slaps Dasa out of his nap and asks
him to chip in - " after all you share the title of Porumai
thilagam with Pat. I am sure u can do a good job here.
If u can update malargal on a regular basis, u can do anything"

Dasa takes up the challenge and starts with " Roja, police
nna namba ellaraiyum bad ppl kitte irunthu kaapatharavanga.
ok"

Roja: namba ellaraiyum God thane kappatharar, appo avar
police aa???

Atina cant stand it anymore and pulls up Caryn for support -
"sambar rasam na apram sollitharen ppa, intha Roja thollai
thangalai, enna seyyalam??"

Caryn: Roja, God police mathiri aana police illai. Police
sometimes play God but they are not God, puriyutha?"

Roja: Play God aa?? apdinna??

All are exhausted and look at each other's face. Suddenly
Giri finds Kams fast asleep and beams.

Giri: hey guys and gals,look - kams is fast asleep - looks peaceful atlast. Roja great job, u did it!!!

Roja laughs hysterically and starts muttering

ACD... Abirami...Thulasi.... RK maama.... Sneha....

The lounge gets cleared in a second with only Kams in
deep sleep.....

Giri running fast tells Atina" Oh my God, Kams forgot her
mask and she is alone with Roja...."

IF Tamil Serial fans' lounge

Members: Atina, Dasa, Kams, Giri, Caryn, Patraj, Meli and
Roja. Swash is on a holiday and Simi is still searching for Roja's original ID.

Dasa is lying on the sofa - tired after the farewell dance per-
formance - eyeing Atina with a scare in his eyes " God, how
she made me dance around the floor"!!!!

We hear a groan from him and he is looking around for
Pechi paati's maids to press his feet and make him some
nice cocktails too.

Giri is busy writing " kakka, Nari, vadai and Paati" story for
Kams to take along for the training - " i am sure she needs
some reading material"

Pat is relaxing after taking those exams - " I am not going
to touch any book or read one line for some time to come"
- look on her face.

Atina is busy planning the second part of farewell and
teaching Caryn a few difficult dance steps. Caryn looks
to Dasa for help but his eyes are shut tightly - "lest
Atina pulls him on to the floor again???!!!"

Meli looks at Roja with concern and waits for the next
bomb shell.

Roja is looking around the lounge and cant figure out all
the buzzing activities. She wants some sambar sadam as
she is hungry and asks Atina, the ace sambar sadam maker.

Atina : shhhh Roja, odi poidu, I am busy. Call the Dr in his
cell and ask him to pack some thing from saravana Bhanvan, ok?"

Roja looks hurt and decides that she has to do something to
get them all back on their feet. Except Meli, who is watching
Roja's face cautiously, all others are unaware of what is
coming. Meli is already at the door step ready to flee.

Kams comes near Roja and says " Roja akka, ACD kku
oru letter tharren, avar inge forum kku vantha hand over
pannidunga, ok?

Suddenly Roja's face becomes red and she gives a hysterical
laugh ....

"Ramesh.... Perumalsamy.... Lingam.... murder.... blood..... grrrrrrrrrrrrr"

All are stunned for a moment and prepare to flee. Dasa springs
up, drags his tired feet and shouts " Oh my God, she must have watched that episode where perumalsamy is murdered ..........
all of u run for your lives" - Thus saying runs out of the lounge ... kaalai vinthi vinthi odugirar!!!!!!

(summa, pozhudhu pogalai, athan try panni parthen, intha velai bore adikkuthu ppa!!)

Feb 1st was a holiday in KL for Thai poosam. Sun TV chose
to telecast Sandai Kozhi movie and shunned serials for a day.
Ofcourse Arasi and Lakshmi were aired but didnt affect Roja's happiness - Arasi is a big "NO NO " for Roja ( does not even
read the updates!!) and Lakshmi is watched once in a while.
Roja went for grocery shopping and was in total elation hoping
for a restful, deep slumber.

But Malargal cast missed Roja so much that they all decided
to visit Roja in her dreams!!! It was a song and dance
sequence - Giri must be blamed for this atrocity!!!! Grrrrrrr

Thulasi at Shan :
" Maama maama maama
maama maama maama
Azhumoonji nan irukka
sidumoonji Poo inge
Ethukku vantha sollu maama
maama maama maama"

As Thulasi is preggie, she cant dance and Dasa refused to
oblige her. So she had to do with Murthi and Bhaskar. Both
sport dhothies tied in " jallikkattu" style and ferociously dance.
Shiva, the creep gives a sly look and keeps away. He is no
better than his akka purushan!!

Shan in reply:
"Yemma yemma yemma
aama aamaa aamaa
Azhumoonji unnai pathu
saliche than enakku pochu
athanale vantha intha Poo kutti
aamaa aamaa aamaa"

Shan's father gives support by moving like a "boom boom maadu"
and " Tanjore thalai aatti bommai" rolled into one. The light gets reflected from his shining bald and Poo's paatti is temporarily
blinded. She immediately moves to a side wanting not to be left out.

Poo in reply to both Shan and Thulasi:
Vanden di sidu moonji
unga koothai pathi pada poren
hey ajakkunna ajakku than
jumukku inna jumukku than"

Thus singing she goes round the hall in a moonu chakara cycle
much to the delight of her paati.

Patti :
" Dillikku raaninnalum paati sollai thattathey
rendam kalayam panninalum patti sollai thattathey"

Poo takes her as a pillion rider and cycles faster.

Sarasu not wanting to be outdone by all the performers:
"Poove vaa, yen ponne vaa
Kanne vaa, yen kaniye vaa
Nee neethan endrum yen marumagal
Poove vaa, yen ponne vaa"

With all this going around, Roja shakes her head in all
directions and tries to drive away all of them. But they
make a big team and Roja is helpless.

The other side of the hall has Amla and Revathy in a frenzy.

Amla:
" nan thandi amla, panakkara Amla
Othaiya rettaiya ethanai per varinga?
sadu gudu sadu gudu"

Revathy:
En kitte modadhe, na gramathu kattai adi
vambukku izhukkathe, nee kaname poiduve di"

Shiva looks at both his women with daggers in their eyes
and hands - shivers and tries to run out only to be stopped
by his father the great NK!!!

NK not realising the situation:
" onna irukka kathukkanum
intha unmaiyai sonna othukkanum
unga amma appavai parunga
avangalukku kathu kuduthathu yarunga?"

Sivagami dances with her manjal pai hung round her neck.
Murthi and Bhaskar desert Thulasi and join their mother.

Roja decides that it is high time she did something. She runs
to Pat's cupboard and steals the sedation darts. Borrows Atina's acumen in shooting and throws at all. All fall down slowly. Roja is influenced by the song and dance sequence- sings " ring a ring
a roses ...... all fall down" and keeps going in circles!!!!!!

Roja is excited about the week end. No serials to watch, hubby not playing golf and promised to take Roja for shopping on sunday - what more can she ask??? Roja goes to bed happily and makes a mental list of what to buy in the Chinese new year sale. Well, Roja' s happiness is as usual short lived!!!

The Malargal cast run into the sets of Kolangal and lament about how Roja threw sedation darts on them to make them fall like a pack of cards. Aadhi gives his usual hissing noise and makes fun of all of them.

Aadhi: "Che, vekkama illai hissssss ungalukku?? yaro oru Roja vam, ava kitee poi hissssssssss thothuttu vanthingalam??? Ava enna Abbbbi yai vida periyavala?? hissssssss Ippo parunga, na minister uncle kooda poi ava dream le enna paadu padutharennu hisssss

Thus saying, he ventures out to visit Roja in her dreams along with minister uncle who is eee and erumbu ootifying and has nothing much to do.

Thols is listening to all this and runs to Abi: " paarunga Abi, ivarthan Roja vai paduthuvaaram, nama enna koranji poittom, kilambunga oru kai pakkalam".

Abi being the most family loving girl, collects the whole family and sets out to Roja's dreams.

All get into Roja's dream who is in a real deep slumber.
After all, she had to deal with Malargal cast only the previous night and she is entitled to a restful night.

Again this is a song and dance sequence - grrrrrrrrrrr Giri giri!!!!

AAdhi: Roja Roja Roja Roja
Aadhi vanthen aadi vanthen
Kanda pinne (hiss) odalainna
minister uncle suttuduvar
roja.........ja

Minister: Gettikkaran naan Aadhikku poduven
Takku mukku thikku thalam
yettu naalile un gadhi theriyum
takku mukku thikku thalam

Aadhi gives a benevolent smile to uncle and both dance
"maama, mapple, maama mapple" a la Sivaji and M.R.Radha.

Watching all this , Abi is furious and triggers her mother who is the oppari Queen of small screen. Karpagam cant believe her luck - all the time she is asked to stop crying by her daughters but now, look!!! - she comfortably seats herself with her long munthanai reaching her eyes and nose without much pulling. Her brother sits by her side as accompaniment for the recital and they both are all set.

Karpagam:
Sollava kathai sollava, pirantha kathai sollava?
Na yemantha kathai sollavaa
ennai yemathine Eswaran kathai sollava???

Thols is disgusted : Aiyyo arambichittangala? Ivanga kathai yarukku venum? Roja vai oru vazhi pannunganna......

He plans to kidnap Roja and decides to get some signatures in bond papers from her - so that she will never ever see any Tamil serials ( He doesnt realise that Roja would only be too glad to oblige!!)

Abi: Thols vendam, ippothan jaile le iruthu vanthen, I am not ready to go back. Calls Aanandhi to her side and starts dancing:

Abi: Vaadi thangachi Kathanayaki
Roja vai virattalaama?
Roja vai virattalaama?

Aanandhi: Akka endral anbu
Akka endral arivu
Akka endral pasam
Avale enakku deivam

Thols: ennanga rendu perum context kku thaguntha mathiri etahnum paada maatingala??

Aarthi: aama ivar mattum eppovum ellam logic aa than seyyararam, engalai solla vanthittar. Joins her sisters in their dance and sings
Kudumbam oru kadambam
Pala vannam pala ennam
rajesh vantha mattum
Muttikki mutti thattanum"

Aadhi takes one look at the family get together and makes a series of phone calls. Kanchu, Usha, Anjali, Paati, Anu along with extension Mano arrive at the scene.

Both families stand opposite each other with a lot of vengeance in their eyes. Usha winks at Abi on the sly and Abi gives a reciprocative quirk of the mouth!!!

Abi and family: Thathinthom thanthana thinthom
thathi......................thom
Ungalai viratta vanthom
engal ortumai kaatta vanthom

Aadhi and family: Engaladhu kudumbam
pazhi vangum kudumbam
Vambu panni vazhvom, parpoom
vaanga vaanga

Roja is disturbed and wants to get rid of these people. No
more darts left - she had to use the whole lot for Malargal
cast!!! She calls Aadhi in his mobile and talks like Giri," boss,
urgent boss,odane vaanga" - Aadhi moves out. Kanchu and
Co move out automatically -their captain has left.
She starts hissing like Aadhi and minister uncle thinks that he
is being called by his mapple - he moves out of Roja's dream
calling "mapple mapple".

Thols already has a wet towel - wet with karpagam's tears and
he wants to dry it for further use. Seeing Aadhi out, Abi and co
decide to chase him. Abi forgets mommy dearest and runs
behind Aadhi - sisters follow suit.

Karpagam is oblivious to all this and continues
"Pennaga piranthu vanthu azhutha kathai sollava?"
Darling bro is jalra thattufying - Roja hears this as some
kind of sad lullaby and sleepssssssssssss

IF Tamil Serial fans' lounge.
Members: Atina, Dasa, Pat, Giri, Serial, Caryn and Roja

Atina is busy reading Madhu's story. She gets time to do all this only now as she is away from home. No posting pics or updates for the next 3 wks!!!!

Pat looks tired - she had to update both Kasthuri and Muhurtham and boyyyy she did!!!

Giri is trying to install "Leave anandam1.23456" but finds it difficult. The appliation "Kams_123" is running and wont let Giri upgrade her life!!!

Dasa is giving sly looks at the corner where the poison bottle, gun, thick rope and the butcher's knife are kept. The pressure of updating Bhandham is building up to the point that he is not so regular in updating Malargal!!! He is not able to decide whether it is a relief or a curse. He did vent out his disgust in Malargal forum and got it off his chest!!!

Both Serial and Caryn are counting the votes - "Priya or No Priya" - for the upcoming debate, Both want to be in the winning side, Giri has a smug smile on her face.

Roja is not happy to see the tranquility in the lounge. She has to do something to wake all of them up and bring them to the stark realities of life.

She starts singing:
ammadi aathadi, Thulasi inge varayadi
ammadi aathadi, Poovum inge varayadi
Shan ai pottu araippoma
Mithichi pottu uthaippoma?

Dasa lunges out to the poison bottle and Atina springs forward to stop him.

But this is not enough for Roja. She needs Giri, Pat, Caryn and Serial to get back to action as well.

She goes on singing:
Manikka mookuthi Madurai Meenakshikki
Maduraiyile MUHURTHA naal
Kanikkai kondu KASTHURI vanthal
Ram kkum Rekha kkum MUHURTHA naal

Pat is all set to reach for the gun - she doesnt believe in slow death - it has to be instant and so the gun is her choice. Atina is now finding it difficult to hold on to the gun and poison bottle. She tries to stop Roja but Roja is closing her eyes and singing - not wanting to catch Atina's angry looks!!!

Roja's job is now easy - Giri, Caryn and Serial can be driven to suicide just by one song for Ananadam - so she sings:
ACD vanthaar ACD vanthaar Tata Sumo vile
Priya vanthal Priya vanthal scooty vandiyile
SKPD yum Charuvum vantha Ford Ikon le
Priyan vanthan Priyan vanthan Java bike le

Giri, Caryn and Serial take a dash to the ammunition corner and now Atina is totally lost. She shouts at Roja but Roja has got so much carried by her own songs that she does not pay heed. Atina has no choice but to sing back to Roja and stop her. so here she goes:

Yey Vaiye vaichukittu summa irudi
yey un vaiye vachikittu smmma irudi

Dasa, Giri, Pat, Caryn and Serial are scrambling all over Atina. Atina collects the gun, poison bottle, rope and butcher knife in her hand bag and throws it on Roja. Roja has a wicked smile on her face - this is what she wanted, she didnt like Atina keeping a watch on all this and denying access to Roja. Roja collects the hand bag and runs out muttering Thulasi.... ACD.... Charu.....SKPD

All the others run behind Roja - they have no clue asto what Roja will use on herself!!!!!!!

(This is dedicated to our good friend Dasa - He asked for it!!!! I am honored Dasa, glad that u all like my idiosyncrasies)

IF Tamil Serial Fans' Lounge
Members: Atina, Meli, Dasa, Pat, Giri, Rathy, Serial and Roja.

Atina is relaxing. She has had a tough day shopping around.
She is not sure if the groundhog saw his shadow or not on 2nd feb
And so, not sure about the end of winter as well!!! Anyways, the temp.
in the lounge is just right and so she has her feet on an ottoman. Her eyes are half closed but she is aware of whats going on. She could never relax totally with Roja around!!!!!

Meli is given the task of updating Surya. She darts a few looks at Atina – well, look who is resting?? I have to fill in for u during your holidays and boyyy what a holiday??!!! How can u afford a month??" - kind of thoughts running in her mind but never the same goes on writing the update. The only solace is that she has some nice salted peanuts for company!!!

Dasa is back from his training. He is not ready yet to fall into the sea of serials. He is disappointed with Thulasi escaping the police station - :" This S.P. is dumb. Cant he just keep her inside for some time and muttikki mutti thattufy her?? He can save us all from some more of the so called sacrifices of this woman" –Thus thinking he looks at others only to observe that each one is in their own world.

Rathy is taking Tamil grammar lessons at one corner. Giri is absolutely engrossed in those lectures. She after all learnt about converting English words into Tamil only yesterday and it is imperative that she learns grammar now. Poor Rathy doesn't know that it will all come back and bite her very soon – she doesn't know Giri's full potential!!!

Pat is smitten by blondes – she is collecting blonde jokes – is busy printing out a circular. She wants to put it up in the IF notice boards and collect as many blonde jokes as possible.

Serial is reading all the latest updates and ceremoniously sends in thanks and appreciations. She cant stop wondering at the perseverance of all these updaters. " Boy, they must all be great, what patience?? " and she cant fathom Roja's attempts on CK pages as well - " this woman is amazing when it comes to making people run in circles"!!!

Roja as usual is unhappy to see everyone so languid and serene. She takes it up on her to keep them all on their toes and thinks hard to find something. She is also upset like Dasa for Thulasi escaping the police and needs to vent out her anger on something(somebody???). Here she goes:

Roja has the Tamil alphabets placard and starts : Anil, Aadu, ilai, Eetti etc. and Giri's attention is disturbed.

Giri" Roja akka, will u pls shut up? Cant u see that I am learning something?"
Roja feigns ignorance and goes on… ural, Oodhal …….

Rathy takes this opportunity and throws the grammar book away. Giri glares at Rathy and a fist fight starts – true to Giri's avtar!!!

Roja now targets Meli – steals her peanuts and Meli cant do anything without the solace of peanuts by her side. She shouts to Atina " If u don't stop Roja, I wont update Surya, come here NOW and get my peanuts back, ok?"

Atina knows that Roja is not done yet and so says " uh huh" and pulls the ottoman closer.

Dasa knows only too well that he is not far away from Roja's attacks – tries to sneak out of the lounge only to be stopped by the ever alert Roja – she starts singing

" thulasi penne thulasi penne thulasi penne
saras maami un melethan kobama irukkira
Budhi varaatha budhi varaatha
Ennikkume unakku budhi varaatha?"
Dasa mutters under his breath :" this devil Roja knows exactly what triggers me and never once forgets"!!! He glares at Roja , goes to Atina and screams:" get Roja out of this lounge NOW" only to get back an " uh huh" from Atina. Well, all in the lounge know that Atina has a soft corner for Roja and wont take any action against her.

Pat has finished printing her notices and is totally oblivious to her surroundings. Roja gives her a sheet of paper with a nice smile. Unable to believe her luck, Pat opens the sheet and reads. Contrary to her hope of finding some blonde jokes there, she finds a
" bye bye" letter written by Kasthuri. " well, well, all the while I thought that kasthuri can not read or write but look now – a note by Kasthuri mmmm" Little does she realize that Roja got her back to the serial world and disturbed her hobby of collecting blonde jokes.

Roja now has a wicked smile and sings:
naan yaar naan yaar naan yaar
ungal weakness therinthaval than paar

Atina senses that there is no immediate danger to anyone physically and chooses to relax some more. Suddenly she is not able to breathe properly. She opens her eyes and shivers – all except Roja are looking deeply into her face – so close that there is no place for any air!!!!!!!

IF Tamil Serial Fans' Lounge
Members: Atina, Dasa, Giri, Uma, Serial, Pat and Roja

Dasa is very tired after the cricket match and has thrown his gear in one corner. Waiting for the Physiotherapist to come and set right his aching bones. He is mad at Giri for organizing a match with total novices like Roja and Pat.

Atina is still in holiday mood. Has all her reading materials handy but has forgotten her reading glasses. She uses this as an excuse and is busy recycling snaps for Bandham and Surya.

Giri stays far away from Dasa and is seriously writing something. Looks like a letter to Kams who has been missing Ananadam and IF for nearly 2 wks now. Giri adds her own "Kakka, nari, Vadai" stories as well to keep kams in good spirit.

Uma is designing some new valentine's day cards. She is highly excited about uploading Pics in the messages. She remembers Meli fondly and is in the process of making a special card for Meli.

Pat is near the telephone. She has the global directory and reaching out to lawyers. She is now onto lawyers and is collecting jokes about them. She doesn't want to be sued by any lawyer and so has a few legal consultations thro' the phone.

Serial is busy changing the dress of her avtar. She is slightly fed up of those blue stripes and so wants some color in the avtar and life in general.. But look, she found something great. - She found a cute little baby with a walkman and head phones – oh yes, she is mightily pleased to change her avtar!!!!

Ofcourse Roja is disturbed to see everyone busy with their own works and has an "Attention seeking syndrome". Well, she has a few tricks up her sleeves and she decides to employ one. She doesn't want to go into song and dance sequence as Giri has objected and also
nobody is ready to sing and dance after the cricket match!!!

Roja approaches Atina slowly and peeps into her collection.
Atina: "Roja, en thangame, odidumma. Vera yaraiyavathu poi pidichukko, ok? If u listen to me then I will post a beauty as Roja, ok – someone in line with Aish or Sush, ok???
Roja 's eyes light up hearing those two names and she leaves Atina.

Dasa says "shoo shoo shoo" even before Roja comes anywhere near him. Roja is very angry and shouts " Thulasi, Thulasi, Thulasi" in his ears. Dasa faints immediately!!!asa does "shoo shoo shoo" even bre

Uma is new to Roja's attacks. She has a pavam look on her face but doesn't want to show That she is scared of Roja. She acts too busy with her laptop but Roja has seen this and more!!!

Roja: Uma, are u an angel?
Uma: uh huh, Why?
Roja: I see an angel as yr avtar, thats why I am asking u.
Uma becomes enthusiastic now and starts explaining about how Meli taught her to do all this and thinks…"well this Roja is not that bad after all…" she probably was a little too soon to think that … Roja holds onto Uma's shoulders and pulls both her hands in flying motion
"Angels fly and why are sitting? Fly NOW" Uma is shattered as the attack was sudden and unexpected. She screams and Giri rushes for help. Now Roja is totally onto Giri – heads on!!!

Giri is equally or more mad than Roja and so both size up each other like they are ready to do some boxing.Suddenly Roja remembers Giri saying that her avtar of two chicks denotes Roja and Giri. They both are set for the first round and all in the lounge converge over to watch. Pat makes so me calls to lawyers and asks them to be on standby for any consultation required.

Serial plays referee and the boxing starts. Giri and Roja shake hands and go around the ring in circles –making sure that they are as far away as possible from each other. Pat rushes to Dasa and pours water on his face – she doesn't want him to miss out the fun. He couldn't care less if Roja and Giri break their heads but obliges Pat never the less!!!

Giri and Roja share a wink and a smile both of which go unnoticed by the spectators. They keep moving in Circles without touching each other for nearly 10 minutes and all are darting looks at them back and forth.

Serial gets rough and says " Now that's enough warming up, GOOOOO" Giri extends a hand and Roja throws an apple. And then Roja makes a begging motion with her palms and Giri throws back a banana. Everyone waits thinking that both will eat the fruits for energy and start boxing. Alas, they have no clue !!!!! Both eat the fruits slowly and look for a dustbin to throw the apple core and the banana skin.
They find one outside the ring and go towards that at the same time. Tension mounts and everyone is holding their breaths – what happens when these two come closer???

What they see the next minute puts everyone into a blind rage. Giri holds Roja's hands and whispers something into her ears. Roja gives her usual wicked grin and winks. Both walk side by side with their hands on each other's shoulders and laugh. The others only then realize that this is all a " set up" by both these devils and all are furious. Everyone jumps into the ring to attack Roja and Giri but they both slip out like "Vaala meen and Vilangu meen" . They are both seen sitting in the first row with their legs nicely folded on the seat. . All the spectators are inside boxing furiously – Roja and Giri watch with satisfaction!!! Appada we did our job after all ……..