Jokes - Page 46

Nallu supero super...nalla kadichingga 😆😆😆

the last insalment of kadi's is here.
autouku autonu per irunthalum athai manuala thane drive panna mudiyum!!!!

thoka marunthu sappita thokkam varum annal irrumal marunthu sappita irrumal varadhu(enna koodimy idhu saravanan)

valamaram tharr podum annal athai vaichu road poda mudiyumma???

hand wash endral kai kaluvuvadhu,face wash endral mukam kaluvuvadhu,appo brain wash endral braina kaluvuvatha???

cell mulama sms anupalam annal sms mulama cell anupa mudiyadhu!!!!

paal kova paalil irundhu pannalam anna rasakulla rasamthil irundhu panna mudiyumma???

tea cupula tea irukum, world cupula world irrukuma???

pal vali vanthal pala pudunkalam annal kaal vali vantha kala pudunka mudiyuma eila thala vali vantha thalaya pudunka mudiyumma???

last but not least

ambalaika adi pataa kondu poka ambulance irruku athae pompalaika adi patta kondu poka pombalance irruka????

ippothaiku ivalavu than konchanal ellarum nimadhiya irrunka( especially giri,jas & vani) o.k va
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Nallu, Nallave kadikireenga!!! 😆

sema kadi nallu...aanaal wait panna mudiyadhu... chatu puttu inu adutha round aarambingo!!

😲 nallu, neengal evalo supera kadi kadikireenga... 🤣 🤣 🤣

please share more of your thatuvams paa 😆 😆 😳

A essay written by a Bihari candidate

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.

This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS)
Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

"Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And
because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is got child.]
He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man.

But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.
His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4
taps attached to his basement. [horses dont have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed
milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and
mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.
Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as
for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he becauses the weapons
to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great
velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not
like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This
is done to frighten away the flies."

THE END 😃

Nallu Super OOOOOOoooooOOOOOO Super Kadi's, ippa thaan pa padichen, wait pannanuma aduthathukku? mmmm ok try to, wat a nice kadi's pa.

Suram super letter, umaiyave yennaku english theriyathu nu ninaikaren athan letter padika.....

Yengerthu ma pidicha itha..... ninaika nianika siripu thaan varuthu....

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site.
The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Irishman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched.
He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."
Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."
The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells… "Supplies!!"

A Prim And Propah Lady had a doctor's appointment. There she was asked to fill out a form with several details like name, date of birth etc. The lady had no problem filling 'em, till she reached the column: Sex.... She thought and thought and finally with lot of reservation and hesitation wrote -----Atleast 4 times a week!!!!! 😉