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There can't be anbody who doesn't love jokes. Share them here....I'll begin.No luaghing emoticns, the readers have to laugh themselves!😆
A wife wanted snails for dinner and sent her husband to get some. After buying them he stopped off at a bar for a quick drink. Stageering home few hours later, he tripped outside his house and dropped the snails everywhere. His wife heard the commotion and came to see wht had happened. 'you have been gone for hours!!!" she shouted.
'Come on, you lot', said the husband to the snails.'We are nearly there.'
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A man enters a pub by doing a double forward somer sault with a half twist, and then lands ona stool with an elegant jump. 'Good afternoon!'Says the surprised barman. 're you some sort of magician?'
The man explains that he is an acrobat from the circus.
While the barman's pouring the drink, a new customer comes in. This one does a triple somersault followed by a backward somersault witha full twist, and gracefully lands wih his feet in the sink.'You're also from the circus?''No,' the man corrects him. 'But I'd like to point out that your doormat is loose.
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