Jokes - Page 143

Good ones Arjun, expecially the senile joke... 🤣

Teacher : Amir, where were you born?

HOW TO INSTALL A WIRELESS SECURITY SYSTEM:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" magazine.

Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 hour. Don't disturb any of the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."

Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish

firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and

both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take

a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the

questions. The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for

your interest, but we've decided to give the American the job."

Murphy asked, "And why would you be doing that? We both got nine

questions correct. This being Ireland, and me being Irish I

should get the job!"

The manager said, "We have made our decision not on the correct

answers, but rather on the question that you missed."

Murphy then asked, "And just how would one incorrect answer be

better than the other?"

The manager replied, "Simple, the American put down on question

#5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I'."