Jokes - Page 141

Good ones Arjun ............especially the 1st . 😆

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.


3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.


4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.


5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

hahahaha... neths good one....😆

Interviewer: When is your birthday

Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as
GOD ,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that,
One loves too much, And
the other loves too many…

At Heaven's Door

JUDGE NOT. Remember???

Nice one and true one 😆

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry. I'm sure it will be all right."

The first nurse said, "She was just trying to comfort you. what's so frigtening about that?"

Patient: "She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"