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RISTA PAKKA 14.3
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Happy Birthday Aamir Khan 🎊💐🎊
Happy Birthday Aamir Khan
Originally posted by: karandel_2008
flirt karo tu gunaah, bhai bano tu gunaah, kuch rishte naate na rakho tu gunaah,
ab kahoge ki sabse bada gunaah IF pe account kholke kiya hai 😛😆
Jab aisey tasks assign kiye jatey hain tab members key number per limit naheen lagayee jati. Dus sey tumhara kya hoga - tum tees lo😆
I don't believe in spanking so I am going to scold the DMers for being bad. With some of them, even scoldings won't work so I'll be just telling them how it is and leave them with that.
It's all in fun so I hope no one takes it to heart - I hope googly is reading😆
Angie: Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?--- for giving me this golden opportunity to speak my mind w/o compromising on the COC😉
Middy: You're the reason God created the middle finger. --- for giving it back to her in the language she understands best (given how often she resorts to using the eff word on open forums)
P1nk: You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. --- for not taking regular baths ' may be she has a shallow water tank in her home.
Ajnu: Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your a$$? --- for her horrendous driving mainly due to talking on her cell while driving.
Sarina: They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. --- for using PMS as an excuse to let it all lose on us.
Svalecalgal: You have obviously spent so much time with your head wedged between your buttocks that your vision has been obscured by the reflection of your own putrid 🤢--- for all that verbal diarrhea that goes over everyone's head.
Sneha: Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back! 😡--- for saying she will post questions for me when she clearly has not time to go over all that is happening on this thread.
Mahi: Save the planet! Kill yourself! --- for the torture she forces on us with her numerous, often ill-placed, emoticons.
Krystal: The gene pool could use a little chlorine😡 --- for all the nasty things she forces us to read via her posts.
Dabulls23: Watch out for the idiot behind me. --- for going on vacation leaving SHB lose on my tail.
Sholajobhadkey: Who lit the fuse on your tampon?😡 --- what else could explain the bombardments by her on this thread? Before I discipline her, I need to get to the root cause. Mei ney kya bigada hai tumhara, bahni!!!
the_naked_face: When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. --- for all the unnecessary trolls she forces down our throats.
my_view: Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive --- for being serious and thoughtful most of the time and also because I don't know her well enough to notch the heat up couple more degrees.
Meena: Who stopped payment on your reality check --- for being lost on most things.😆 Empti knows what I am talking about here😆
SolidSnake: You are more boring than a pneumatic drill. --- for showing up on certain political threads only.
Gengu: you are as big as a gorilla and as strong as a gorilla. If you were as smart as a gorilla you'd be fine. --- for claiming he is God.
Souro: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic! --- for boycotting all consciousness and universe related threads.
Clodpolish: Just don't piss me off. I am running out of places to dump the bodies! --- for pulling my leg mercilessly. BTW, that got him really scared as he is not much active these days.
Debu: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.😳 --- for being dumb enough top steal his dad's underwear when he runs out of the clean ones.
Karan: For Pete's sake, stop taking our national pledge so seriously all the time! Even that says - hum sab "bharatwasi" bhai-behen hain. Tum toh apravaasi ladkiyon ko bhi behen bana lete ho!!!
Baz: It's men like you that make women gay😛 --- for always being lovey dovey sugary sweet.
Mister K: It's time to pull over and change the air in your head! --- for coming across as full of himself at times.
Summer3: If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport! --- for pulling those totally unrelated random newspaper articles out of thin air.
Qwerty: If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought a DOG!!! --- for always always always bitching about langda.
Empti: If I would like to hear from an a$$hole, I'd fart! --- for posting his song and/or piano recordings on forums.
Pogo: If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative --- for thinking Mohanlal is the best thing that happened to the world of cinema.
Mindgoogling: If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. --- for starting a debate and then not knowing what to do with my responses and then getting stuck on what I said.
POH: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you on your MOTW. --- for making that blasphemous post on my MOTW. He knows what I mean.
Believe: You can't fix stupid --- for all those nonsensical gibberish he forces down our throats repeatedly.
CPM: Be nice to your kid. Unlike us, he will choose your nursing home. --- for being straightforward to the point of being blunt.
cuckoocutter: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried --- for failing to hide his true ID each and every time he surfaces.
Ice-thinker: You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot. --- for constantly missing the points others raise on his dhaagey.
No wonder, my skin is so dry today 😆😆
Yep to the bolded part. Empti stove did not have to work too hard to make you boil😆
I drained you out of bahni - that was the recipe part. Choosing ingredient is where all the art kicks in😆
Originally posted by: Mister.K.
I wondered about that for a second before it struck me that you and me had a run in at the beginning of the "Who AM I" thread.
Jab aisey tasks assign kiye jatey hain tab members key number per limit naheen lagayee jati. Dus sey tumhara kya hoga - tum tees lo😆
I don't believe in spanking so I am going to scold the DMers for being bad. With some of them, even scoldings won't work so I'll be just telling them how it is and leave them with that.
It's all in fun so I hope no one takes it to heart - I hope googly is reading😆
Angie: Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?--- for giving me this golden opportunity to speak my mind w/o compromising on the COC😉
Middy: You're the reason God created the middle finger. --- for giving it back to her in the language she understands best (given how often she resorts to using the eff word on open forums)
P1nk: You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. --- for not taking regular baths ' may be she has a shallow water tank in her home.
Ajnu: Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your a$$? --- for her horrendous driving mainly due to talking on her cell while driving.
Sarina: They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. --- for using PMS as an excuse to let it all lose on us.
Svalecalgal: You have obviously spent so much time with your head wedged between your buttocks that your vision has been obscured by the reflection of your own putrid 🤢--- for all that verbal diarrhea that goes over everyone's head.
Sneha: Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back! 😡--- for saying she will post questions for me when she clearly has not time to go over all that is happening on this thread.
Mahi: Save the planet! Kill yourself! --- for the torture she forces on us with her numerous, often ill-placed, emoticons.
Krystal: The gene pool could use a little chlorine😡 --- for all the nasty things she forces us to read via her posts.
Dabulls23: Watch out for the idiot behind me. --- for going on vacation leaving SHB lose on my tail. Yeh SHB kaun hai????😆
Sholajobhadkey: Who lit the fuse on your tampon?😡 --- what else could explain the bombardments by her on this thread? Before I discipline her, I need to get to the root cause. Mei ney kya bigada hai tumhara, bahni!!! Phir jaldbazi!!! Pehle root cause pata kartey hain, phir discipline kartey hain 😆😆
the_naked_face: When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. --- for all the unnecessary trolls she forces down our throats.
my_view: Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive --- for being serious and thoughtful most of the time and also because I don't know her well enough to notch the heat up couple more degrees.
Meena: Who stopped payment on your reality check --- for being lost on most things.😆 Empti knows what I am talking about here😆
SolidSnake: You are more boring than a pneumatic drill. --- for showing up on certain political threads only.
Gengu: you are as big as a gorilla and as strong as a gorilla. If you were as smart as a gorilla you'd be fine. --- for claiming he is God.
Souro: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic! --- for boycotting all consciousness and universe related threads.
Clodpolish: Just don't piss me off. I am running out of places to dump the bodies! --- for pulling my leg mercilessly. BTW, that got him really scared as he is not much active these days.
Debu: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.😳 --- for being dumb enough top steal his dad's underwear when he runs out of the clean ones.
Karan: For Pete's sake, stop taking our national pledge so seriously all the time! Even that says - hum sab "bharatwasi" bhai-behen hain. Tum toh apravaasi ladkiyon ko bhi behen bana lete ho!!!
Baz: It's men like you that make women gay😛 --- for always being lovey dovey sugary sweet.
Mister K: It's time to pull over and change the air in your head! --- for coming across as full of himself at times.
Summer3: If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport! --- for pulling those totally unrelated random newspaper articles out of thin air.
Qwerty: If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought a DOG!!! --- for always always always bitching about langda.
Empti: If I would like to hear from an a$$hole, I'd fart! --- for posting his song and/or piano recordings on forums.
Pogo: If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative --- for thinking Mohanlal is the best thing that happened to the world of cinema.
Mindgoogling: If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. --- for starting a debate and then not knowing what to do with my responses and then getting stuck on what I said.
POH: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you on your MOTW. --- for making that blasphemous post on my MOTW. He knows what I mean.
Believe: You can't fix stupid --- for all those nonsensical gibberish he forces down our throats repeatedly.
CPM: Be nice to your kid. Unlike us, he will choose your nursing home. --- for being straightforward to the point of being blunt.
cuckoocutter: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried --- for failing to hide his true ID each and every time he surfaces.
Ice-thinker: You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot. --- for constantly missing the points others raise on his dhaagey.
Why the hell did noone tell me that the 2nd MOTW started.😡 Have to think of some questions now.
Less thinking=More procrastination= I like😃 PM me some, and I'll think of some more.Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey
If you want, I can supply you with some. I have an endless stash...😈😆😆
Mindgoogling: If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. --- for starting a debate and then not knowing what to do with my responses and then getting stuck on what I said.
Originally posted by: Mister.K.
Got it. In that case, I will have to first weigh your responses to my ensuing questions before I assemble a scenario.No need to hasten, finish off the other frivolous questionnaires and then get back to me leisurely.
- Is karma just another name for cause and effect?
- According to popular belief, the karmic effects of all deeds are viewed as shaping the past, present, and future experiences. It's called karmaphal. Do you think there is a dispenser of this karmaphal? Is there an arbitrator who rewards / punishes good deeds and bad deeds?
- Is karma similar or dissimilar or completely unrelated to destiny? Do you believe in destiny?
- Is Karma germane to only human beings or all sentient beings?
- Do you suppose all the matter / energy in the universe is endowed with sentience?
- Is karma responsible for the cycle of cause and effect only on earth or the entire universe or neither?
- According to most studies, the first humans shared a common ancestor with modern African apes and this common ancestor existed 5 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids. What role did karma play in the above evolution?
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