MOTW - The Second Apprentice - Page 14

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

POH is the devil? :P

and me the Karan Bhai ? so you are planning to weasel out of how many more questions by saying that Karan is the eternal bhai? 😆

Tell me frankly, Karan - are you not either a mommy or a big brother or a best friend to all of us gals out here? How can one marry either of these roles?

flirt karo tu gunaah, bhai bano tu gunaah, kuch rishte naate na rakho tu gunaah,
ab kahoge ki sabse bada gunaah IF pe account kholke kiya hai 😛😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Yep to the bolded part. Empti stove did not have to work too hard to make you boil😆

I drained you out of bahni - that was the recipe part. Choosing ingredient is where all the art kicks in😆

is this a cryptic message?... do I actually irritate Mr.K? lol

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Tell me frankly, Karan - are you not either a mommy or a big brother or a best friend to all of us gals out here? How can one marry either of these roles?

thats our typical family gone wrong, but there must be some solution. 😆

and before people forget:

Everything is fair in MOTW, love and War 😉

Originally posted by: Emptiness

is this a cryptic message?... do I actually irritate Mr.K? lol

I wondered about that for a second before it struck me that you and me had a run in at the beginning of the "Who AM I" thread.

Originally posted by: angie.4u

OK Gauri , heres a task for Supermom of the forum. You have to pull up the DMers for anything you noticed about them .You have to let your arsenal loose on at least 10 members , no holds barred - (Im assuming that members have taken heed of ur warning & pulled out if they want to by now) I guess that puts me in the firing line too *gulp* Nvrmnd -Go ahead !

Jab aisey tasks assign kiye jatey hain tab members key number per limit naheen lagayee jati. Dus sey tumhara kya hoga - tum tees lo😆

I don't believe in spanking so I am going to scold the DMers for being bad. With some of them, even scoldings won't work so I'll be just telling them how it is and leave them with that.

It's all in fun so I hope no one takes it to heart - I hope googly is reading😆

Angie: Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?--- for giving me this golden opportunity to speak my mind w/o compromising on the COC😉

Middy: You're the reason God created the middle finger. --- for giving it back to her in the language she understands best (given how often she resorts to using the eff word on open forums)

P1nk: You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. --- for not taking regular baths – may be she has a shallow water tank in her home.

Ajnu: Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your a$$? --- for her horrendous driving mainly due to talking on her cell while driving.

Sarina: They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. --- for using PMS as an excuse to let it all lose on us.

Svalecalgal: You have obviously spent so much time with your head wedged between your buttocks that your vision has been obscured by the reflection of your own putrid 🤢--- for all that verbal diarrhea that goes over everyone's head.

Sneha: Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back! 😡--- for saying she will post questions for me when she clearly has not time to go over all that is happening on this thread.

Mahi: Save the planet! Kill yourself! --- for the torture she forces on us with her numerous, often ill-placed, emoticons.

Krystal: The gene pool could use a little chlorine😡 --- for all the nasty things she forces us to read via her posts.

Dabulls23: Watch out for the idiot behind me. --- for going on vacation leaving SHB lose on my tail.

Sholajobhadkey: Who lit the fuse on your tampon?😡 --- what else could explain the bombardments by her on this thread? Before I discipline her, I need to get to the root cause. Mei ney kya bigada hai tumhara, bahni!!!

the_naked_face: When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. --- for all the unnecessary trolls she forces down our throats.

my_view: Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive --- for being serious and thoughtful most of the time and also because I don't know her well enough to notch the heat up couple more degrees.

Meena: Who stopped payment on your reality check --- for being lost on most things.😆 Empti knows what I am talking about here😆

SolidSnake: You are more boring than a pneumatic drill. --- for showing up on certain political threads only.

Gengu: you are as big as a gorilla and as strong as a gorilla. If you were as smart as a gorilla you'd be fine. --- for claiming he is God.

Souro: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic! --- for boycotting all consciousness and universe related threads.

Clodpolish: Just don't piss me off. I am running out of places to dump the bodies! --- for pulling my leg mercilessly. BTW, that got him really scared as he is not much active these days.

Debu: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.😳 --- for being dumb enough top steal his dad's underwear when he runs out of the clean ones.

Karan: For Pete's sake, stop taking our national pledge so seriously all the time! Even that says - hum sab "bharatwasi" bhai-behen hain. Tum toh apravaasi ladkiyon ko bhi behen bana lete ho!!!

Baz: It's men like you that make women gay😛 --- for always being lovey dovey sugary sweet.

Mister K: It's time to pull over and change the air in your head! --- for coming across as full of himself at times.

Summer3: If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport! --- for pulling those totally unrelated random newspaper articles out of thin air.

Qwerty: If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought a DOG!!! --- for always always always bitching about langda.

Empti: If I would like to hear from an a$$hole, I'd fart! --- for posting his song and/or piano recordings on forums.

Pogo: If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative --- for thinking Mohanlal is the best thing that happened to the world of cinema.

Mindgoogling: If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. --- for starting a debate and then not knowing what to do with my responses and then getting stuck on what I said.

POH: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you on your MOTW. --- for making that blasphemous post on my MOTW. He knows what I mean.

Believe: You can't fix stupid --- for all those nonsensical gibberish he forces down our throats repeatedly.

CPM: Be nice to your kid. Unlike us, he will choose your nursing home. --- for being straightforward to the point of being blunt.

cuckoocutter: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried --- for failing to hide his true ID each and every time he surfaces.

Ice-thinker: You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot. --- for constantly missing the points others raise on his dhaagey.

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

I wondered about that for a second before it struck me that you and me had a run in at the beginning of the "Who AM I" thread.

This is why I love my posts. I say what I have to say and folks get stuck dissecting the phrases😆

Originally posted by: mind-googling

ye kya ho gaya.....arre ye kya ho gaya......

Tumhey DMers suit naheen kiye - aur kya😆