MOTW - The Second Apprentice - Page 17

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

oh its nothing!! (thats me replying to thanks, if it was ever offered, for providing a big list of DMers on 3rd page. I think that list is being actively used for spanking them) 😆

😆 I think GD follows the naiki aur pooch pooch theory closely.

Hi Karan, how are ya? 😃

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Jab aisey tasks assign kiye jatey hain tab members key number per limit naheen lagayee jati. Dus sey tumhara kya hoga - tum tees lo😆

I don't believe in spanking so I am going to scold the DMers for being bad. With some of them, even scoldings won't work so I'll be just telling them how it is and leave them with that.

It's all in fun so I hope no one takes it to heart - I hope googly is reading😆

Angie: Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?--- for giving me this golden opportunity to speak my mind w/o compromising on the COC

Middy: You're the reason God created the middle finger. --- for giving it back to her in the language she understands best (given how often she resorts to using the eff word on open forums)

P1nk: You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. --- for not taking regular baths ' may be she has a shallow water tank in her home.

Ajnu: Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your a$$? --- for her horrendous driving mainly due to talking on her cell while driving.

Sarina: They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. --- for using PMS as an excuse to let it all lose on us.

Svalecalgal: You have obviously spent so much time with your head wedged between your buttocks that your vision has been obscured by the reflection of your own putrid --- for all that verbal diarrhea that goes over everyone's head.

Sneha: Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back! --- for saying she will post questions for me when she clearly has not time to go over all that is happening on this thread.

Mahi: Save the planet! Kill yourself! --- for the torture she forces on us with her numerous, often ill-placed, emoticons.

Krystal: The gene pool could use a little chlorine --- for all the nasty things she forces us to read via her posts.

Dabulls23: Watch out for the idiot behind me. --- for going on vacation leaving SHB lose on my tail.

Sholajobhadkey: Who lit the fuse on your tampon? --- what else could explain the bombardments by her on this thread? Before I discipline her, I need to get to the root cause. Mei ney kya bigada hai tumhara, bahni!!!

the_naked_face: When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. --- for all the unnecessary trolls she forces down our throats.

my_view: Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive --- for being serious and thoughtful most of the time and also because I don't know her well enough to notch the heat up couple more degrees.

Meena: Who stopped payment on your reality check --- for being lost on most things.😆 Empti knows what I am talking about here😆

SolidSnake: You are more boring than a pneumatic drill. --- for showing up on certain political threads only.

Gengu: you are as big as a gorilla and as strong as a gorilla. If you were as smart as a gorilla you'd be fine. --- for claiming he is God.

Souro: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic! --- for boycotting all consciousness and universe related threads.

Clodpolish: Just don't piss me off. I am running out of places to dump the bodies! --- for pulling my leg mercilessly. BTW, that got him really scared as he is not much active these days.

Debu: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. --- for being dumb enough top steal his dad's underwear when he runs out of the clean ones.

Karan: For Pete's sake, stop taking our national pledge so seriously all the time! Even that says - hum sab "bharatwasi" bhai-behen hain. Tum toh apravaasi ladkiyon ko bhi behen bana lete ho!!!

Baz: It's men like you that make women gay😛 --- for always being lovey dovey sugary sweet.

Mister K: It's time to pull over and change the air in your head! --- for coming across as full of himself at times.

Summer3: If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport! --- for pulling those totally unrelated random newspaper articles out of thin air.

Qwerty: If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought a DOG!!! --- for always always always bitching about langda.

Empti: If I would like to hear from an a$$hole, I'd fart! --- for posting his song and/or piano recordings on forums.

Pogo: If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative --- for thinking Mohanlal is the best thing that happened to the world of cinema.

Mindgoogling: If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. --- for starting a debate and then not knowing what to do with my responses and then getting stuck on what I said.

POH: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you on your MOTW. --- for making that blasphemous post on my MOTW. He knows what I mean.

Believe: You can't fix stupid --- for all those nonsensical gibberish he forces down our throats repeatedly.

CPM: Be nice to your kid. Unlike us, he will choose your nursing home. --- for being straightforward to the point of being blunt.

cuckoocutter: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried --- for failing to hide his true ID each and every time he surfaces.

Ice-thinker: You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot. --- for constantly missing the points others raise on his dhaagey.

🤣 someone 🤣 please pick me up 🤣

I am getting some evil ideas now, just like SJB (or SHB).

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

I think GD follows the naiki aur pooch pooch theory closely.

Hi Karan, how are ya? 😃

I am doing good. I am reading and liking a new book "Yes minister".
How are you doing? :)

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

I have no idea why I have this image, but I do 😆 The reason I was silent was because I didn't have time to take part in any debate/discussion/spamming due to a killer teaching schedule These days I am "unofficially" on holiday, so I have taken of the invisibility cloak!!! 😆

Ahh, I see. How long are you "unofficially" on holiday with us? 😆

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

🤣 someone 🤣 please pick me up 🤣

I am getting some evil ideas now, just like SJB (or SHB).

Utth jao, Karan, Utth jao. *gives karan a helping hand* 😆

And I'm doing good as well! :) I'm reading a new book too --- except I don't remember what its called. Its about a pregnant teenage girl who gets dumped at a wal-mart and she starts living there. not exactly my idea of exciting reading, but it was sitting on my shelf.

Mommy ne chocolates wapas kare? 😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Bad news? Now you're confusing me.

Anyways, GD is calling you dumb. 😆 Now don't flatter yourself as Raju from Three Idiots. 😛 Just kidding. 😆 She wrote that you're so dumb (because of your underwear anecdote ... is that true btw? 🤢) its impossible to believe that the sperm that created you had to be out a million other sperm to fertilize the egg that also created you. ----- Now this is NOT biology class. Consult your parents to find out how you were created. 😆😆

Debo, its just a joke, tension nahi lene ka. 😉
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You said that you bumped me up 😡 Bacche ki jaan loge kya?

🤣I get it now, but I know how sexual reproduction takes place 😡, and I am not dumb. I had borrowed his underwear, toh kaunsa guns kar diya 😭

Originally posted by: debayon

That was to give me bad news? BTW, what do sperms have to do with underwear, or is Gauri ji making me sound like Raju(from 3I)?

her point exactly 😆

@Debu : or borrowed without permission?

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

🤣 someone 🤣 please pick me up 🤣

I am getting some evil ideas now, just like SJB (or SHB).

uthney kee aisi bhi kya jaldi, Karan? Lot pot hotey kitney achhey lag rahey ho. Thoda hans lo and relaz till --- ermm --- end of this week😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Kaash hum che mahine pehle mile hote. Things would've been so much easier. 😆

😆 you are too much, ajnu!