Pyaar ke bukhaar wale Kos-pints - Page 3

Originally posted by: sophee

Mein bhadki hui aatma ki tarah hur post ko like kar rahi houn 😛 Where is everyone 😲😲

Originally posted by: mnr123

m here only 😆

Originally posted by: sophee

So today was the first day of 7.30 slot on the asS Pee Channel who is quite sadistic when it comes to fandom's feelings. With an open mind (as much as I could), I tune in a few mins before to watch YHM , only to find that some crazy lady in a short dress (ahhh blasphemy at 7pm slot) in Gopi Vau land is trying to find a cat named "Lily" so that she (the lady, not the cat) can sneeze

So assteamed channel, in case the cussing wasn't loud enough to reach India, here is what I said - FU ... Taking 15mins again to calm myself after the above *phew

Yaar I tell you Paru!!! When I saw that I was like what the ...is this what it takes to generate TRPS???Bledddy hell, we are doomed! And to think that Koki and Gopi Bahu have been ruling the roost for the longest now!!! 😡

Cuz my name is Sheela ... ehh Shagun:

Kameena Bro: We did not get the shagun.

"Saas" Bro: Told ya, no one to bring the shagun.

Reluctant Bro: I got the shagun.

"Saas" Bro: Huh ... but we already have a Shagun.

Kameena Bro: I can't even afford another Shagun.

Reluctant Bro: Sorry guys, you asked for Shagun's shagun and here's Shagun's shagun. Just take it will ya?

ME: For all the shagun talk not much of shagun going around Shagun, no?

MCP Kumar finally taught Ass-Oak something. No, not the kameenapan, Ass-Oak already had it. Its "how not to tie a tie". Damn, why can't I just let this go.

🤣 The MCP's pathetic Shagun upar hai was the show stealer of the night!!! 🤣 🤣

Puttar the last time you eavesdropped on wifey's conversation, she called you feminine. Please to do something to prove otherwise since you are trying your hand at it again. We wouldn't mind a glimpse of the glory. Bas.

Aaj bhi kuch khaas faraq nahin pada! Aaj sensitive ke saath Puttar caring bhi hogaya. Kachcha aam pak gaya. Chahe Puttar char char gungoon ko Biwi ke samne marle...woh macho nahin hoga...bechare ke Height mein masla hai na 😛 So Puttar will have to wait for another eavesdropping session to hear what he really wants to hear 😆

Pyaar wale pints:

P is for the Pyaar that erupted like a vul-cano on the first day at 7.30 slot. And here I was looking for some touch-feely scenes. F*ck. P is also for the Pavitrata of this slot that is to be maintained so no touching without ILU. Double F*ck.

Y is for the Yaraana of the Samdhans. For the love of Mata Rani Toshiji, don't leave Amma behind to torture us.

Oh pleej Toshi ji to send Amma instead! 😡 You can look after Mr Iyers and your Churiyya ghar! 😆

A is for the Awww-so-cute teasing moment when Puttar corners biwi.

A is also for the Awww-so-cute wink that Puttar gave to Biwi after hearing that pya ...err pyaaz ke daam badh gaye hain Dilli mein.

🤪

R is for the Resounding slap that Ass-Oak gave MCP kyunki-saas-bhi-kabhi-galat-thi. R is also for the Recap that Ishita gave of her feelings for the new viewers of 7.30 slot.

This one is the best Paru kyunki-saas-bhi-kabhi-galat-thi!!! 🤣

Iss Thapad ki gunj Surajwa ko aate janam tak yaad rahe gi! Shagun ki tu band baji hi baji 😆

Ass-Oak's reluctance to marry Shagun is almost understandable. He already has an expressionless saas cum bro, and then he gets saddled with the expressionless baccha too. Ass-Oak, if only you would get rid of the upholstery wala wall paper in your room, I would almost feel for ya.

Fool Proof Plan of the Day:

No shagun from Shagun's bhai means no wedding. This is what the law says bro..

MCP ji no longer stands for "Male Chauvinistic Pig", its actually "Moronic Chauvinistic Pig". But then morons do not understand moronism, no?

Yaar how did this guy do Satta Bazi!!! Iss per log paise ke trust kaise karte thai??? 😲😲😲

Kostin of the Day: Mihir has worn the pants he stole from Ashok back to his house. Wasn't he worried Ass-Oak might want them back

🤣🤣

"He did IT" moment of the Day: Puttar finally did something today that every member of the forum has been waiting for with bated breath ... He shut the door.

You are simply brilliant girl!!! Had me in splits like always 😆😆😆

Yaar Soph ... I did not even begin to write about the "Bada dil" that Biwi was bragging about.

Hmmpphh ... bada dil nuff to make hubby attend his ex-wife's wedding IF the PH decides to spend enough to set the shaadi ka mandap for the "shaadi nahi hogi" drama 😆

Originally posted by: EkPaheli

🤣 🤣 Parul man this was hilarious I cant even afford another Shagun 🤣🤣 I dont even wanna go on the IT moment of the day... the things I am thinking are too ..ahem to be put openly on the forum 😆

Originally posted by: sophee

Thanks Megha 🤗

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Yaar Soph ... I did not even begin to write about the "Bada dil" that Biwi was bragging about.

Hmmpphh ... bada dil nuff to make hubby attend his ex-wife's wedding IF the PH decides to spend enough to set the shaadi ka mandap for the "shaadi nahi hogi" drama 😆

Originally posted by: sophee

Paru yehi hai channel ki nayi aur PH ki mature soch! Aaj tak sirf main leads ki shadi rukti thi. lekin yahan per villains ki shadi peh ye dialogue sunne ko mile ga...yeh shadi nahin hogi 😛

Originally posted by: sophee

V, Oye its Bhanu's patent! Legal notice serve hojaye ga ladki! Not to go around making such mistakes 😆😆

Originally posted by: mnr123

😆🤣 wonderful post dear. 😆

N U r right about pyaar for 7.30 slot 😛 Seriously I don't believe it u r alive after watching Cat and Gopi story 😉 🤗 Jhappi for u for ur bravery in watching that.

I guess i have to deplete my brain cells in order to watch YHM at 7.30 😆😛

I am so rooting for Ashok n Shagun Shadi. 😉😛

IT moMENT OF THE day was considering 7.30 slot again 😛😆 that is what we get at pristine pure pavitrata slot