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As usual, kostins invented by Maxu whom you all know now. Combine them with pints and you get palak paneer ... errr Kos-pints.
So today was the first day of 7.30 slot on the asS Pee Channel who is quite sadistic when it comes to fandom's feelings. With an open mind (as much as I could), I tune in a few mins before to watch YHM , only to find that some crazy lady in a short dress (ahhh blasphemy at 7pm slot) in Gopi Vau land is trying to find a cat named "Lily" so that she (the lady, not the cat) can sneeze.
So assteamed channel, in case the cussing wasn't loud enough to reach India, here is what I said - FU 😡😡 ... Taking 15mins again to calm myself after the above *phew*.
Cuz my name is Sheela ... ehh Shagun:
Kameena Bro: We did not get the shagun.
"Saas" Bro: Told ya, no one to bring the shagun.
Reluctant Bro: I got the shagun.
"Saas" Bro: Huh ... but we already have a Shagun.
Kameena Bro: I can't even afford another Shagun.
Reluctant Bro: Sorry guys, you asked for Shagun's shagun and here's Shagun's shagun. Just take it will ya?
ME: For all the shagun talk not much of shagun going around Shagun, no?
MCP Kumar finally taught Ass-Oak something. No, not the kameenapan, Ass-Oak already had it. Its "how not to tie a tie". Damn, why can't I just let this go.
Puttar the last time you eavesdropped on wifey's conversation, she called you feminine. Please to do something to prove otherwise since you are trying your hand at it again. We wouldn't mind a glimpse of the glory. Bas.
Pyaar wale pints:
P is for the Pyaar that erupted like a vul-cano on the first day at 7.30 slot. And here I was looking for some touch-feely scenes. F*ck. P is also for the Pavitrata of this slot that is to be maintained so no touching without ILU. Double F*ck.
Y is for the Yaraana of the Samdhans. For the love of Mata Rani Toshiji, don't leave Amma behind to torture us.
A is for the Awww-so-cute teasing moment when Puttar corners biwi.
A is also for the Awww-so-cute wink that Puttar gave to Biwi after hearing that pya ...err pyaaz ke daam badh gaye hain Dilli mein.
R is for the Resounding slap that Ass-Oak gave MCP kyunki-saas-bhi-kabhi-galat-thi. R is also for the Recap that Ishita gave of her feelings for the new viewers of 7.30 slot.
Ass-Oak's reluctance to marry Shagun is almost understandable. He already has an expressionless saas cum bro, and then he gets saddled with the expressionless baccha too. Ass-Oak, if only you would get rid of the upholstery wala wall paper in your room, I would almost feel for ya.
Fool Proof Plan of the Day:
No shagun from Shagun's bhai means no wedding. This is what the law says bro..
MCP ji no longer stands for "Male Chauvinistic Pig", its actually "Moronic Chauvinistic Pig". But then morons do not understand moronism, no?
Kostin of the Day: Mihir has worn the pants he stole from Ashok back to his house. Wasn't he worried Ass-Oak might want them back?
"He did IT" moment of the Day: Puttar finally did something today that every member of the forum has been waiting for with bated breath ... He shut the door.
So today was the first day of 7.30 slot on the asS Pee Channel who is quite sadistic when it comes to fandom's feelings. With an open mind (as much as I could), I tune in a few mins before to watch YHM , only to find that some crazy lady in a short dress (ahhh blasphemy at 7pm slot) in Gopi Vau land is trying to find a cat named "Lily" so that she (the lady, not the cat) can sneeze.
So assteamed channel, in case the cussing wasn't loud enough to reach India, here is what I said - FU 😡😡 ... Taking 15mins again to calm myself after the above *phew*.
Cuz my name is Sheela ... ehh Shagun:
Kameena Bro: We did not get the shagun.
"Saas" Bro: Told ya, no one to bring the shagun.
Reluctant Bro: I got the shagun.
"Saas" Bro: Huh ... but we already have a Shagun.
Kameena Bro: I can't even afford another Shagun.
Reluctant Bro: Sorry guys, you asked for Shagun's shagun and here's Shagun's shagun. Just take it will ya?
ME: For all the shagun talk not much of shagun going around Shagun, no?
MCP Kumar finally taught Ass-Oak something. No, not the kameenapan, Ass-Oak already had it. Its "how not to tie a tie". Damn, why can't I just let this go.
Puttar the last time you eavesdropped on wifey's conversation, she called you feminine. Please to do something to prove otherwise since you are trying your hand at it again. We wouldn't mind a glimpse of the glory. Bas.
Pyaar wale pints:
P is for the Pyaar that erupted like a vul-cano on the first day at 7.30 slot. And here I was looking for some touch-feely scenes. F*ck. P is also for the Pavitrata of this slot that is to be maintained so no touching without ILU. Double F*ck.
Y is for the Yaraana of the Samdhans. For the love of Mata Rani Toshiji, don't leave Amma behind to torture us.
A is for the Awww-so-cute teasing moment when Puttar corners biwi.
A is also for the Awww-so-cute wink that Puttar gave to Biwi after hearing that pya ...err pyaaz ke daam badh gaye hain Dilli mein.
R is for the Resounding slap that Ass-Oak gave MCP kyunki-saas-bhi-kabhi-galat-thi. R is also for the Recap that Ishita gave of her feelings for the new viewers of 7.30 slot.
Ass-Oak's reluctance to marry Shagun is almost understandable. He already has an expressionless saas cum bro, and then he gets saddled with the expressionless baccha too. Ass-Oak, if only you would get rid of the upholstery wala wall paper in your room, I would almost feel for ya.
Fool Proof Plan of the Day:
No shagun from Shagun's bhai means no wedding. This is what the law says bro..
MCP ji no longer stands for "Male Chauvinistic Pig", its actually "Moronic Chauvinistic Pig". But then morons do not understand moronism, no?
Kostin of the Day: Mihir has worn the pants he stole from Ashok back to his house. Wasn't he worried Ass-Oak might want them back?
"He did IT" moment of the Day: Puttar finally did something today that every member of the forum has been waiting for with bated breath ... He shut the door.
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