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Originally posted by: ~~~~

yay!! dekha mere so called joke pe mommy shivani ko hassi ayi.. yay!! 🤪

papa shonuu add one more rule to make this thread succesful as we r strictly following the rules - "Hasna zaruri hai" 🤣

arrey yaar mujhey mummy bolna chod rey ice cream aur choclate kya diya bhaganey ke liye mujhey mummy he banaliya mere..maaaa...agar mere ghar wale dekengey thoe kya sochengey ..😭 aur aapke asle mummy kya sochenge aap ke baarey mein..socho sochooo.😳😆

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, 'Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.'

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, 'No he didn't. He just walked in the door.'

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'

Chalo aaj ke liye bass, waisey they are not my own but picked on the net..good night everyone..

Originally posted by: shonuu

ok now seriously....
the rules:

1)the jokes shouldnt be adult rated as we have very cute kids like srkluver,dhriti and nandini on our forum,,, so its our duty to not spoil them..........😆😆😆

😆😆😆😆😆...nice joke ha guruji...i m a cute kid...😆
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Originally posted by: shivani109

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, 'Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.'

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, 'No he didn't. He just walked in the door.'

😕😕😕😕...matlab...??
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Originally posted by: shonuu

1)the jokes shouldnt be adult rated as we have very cute kids like srkluver,dhriti and nandini on our forum,,, so its our duty to not spoil them..........😆😆😆

arre sabko bacchon ke chintaa hai, par hum badon ki kissi ko chinta nahein; uss type ke jokes nahi honge toh main, shyam, tum etc etc sab log kya karenge !! 😳 😆 😆 pls give the permission to break this rule; we should always put our best foot forward to get the best results; 🤣
vaise, dont worry abt the kids; anyways they'll not understand?!?!

Matt Hasso, yeh joke nahi thaa 😆

Originally posted by: shivani109

arrey yaar mujhey mummy bolna chod rey ice cream aur choclate kya diya bhaganey ke liye mujhey mummy he banaliya mere..maaaa...agar mere ghar wale dekengey thoe kya sochengey ..😭 aur aapke asle mummy kya sochenge aap ke baarey mein..socho sochooo.😳😆

waah waah ulta chor kotwal ko daate??😕 khud beta beta bol kar pareshan kar rahi thi phir jab maine mommy bolna shuru kiya to aisa karti hoo.. 😕😭

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