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Originally posted by: shivani109

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, 'Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.'

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, 'No he didn't. He just walked in the door.'

*scratching head*

men women pe jokes are not alloweddddddddddddddddd 😳

Originally posted by: IisBliss

arre sabko bacchon ke chintaa hai, par hum badon ki kissi ko chinta nahein; uss type ke jokes nahi honge toh main, shyam, tum etc etc sab log kya karenge !! 😳 😆 😆 pls give the permission to break this rule; we should always put our best foot forward to get the best results; 🤣
vaise, dont worry abt the kids; anyways they'll not understand?!?!

ahem ahem..

Originally posted by: Dhriti.

😆...nice joke ha guruji...i m a cute kid...😆
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dhriti dear see hamara 18+ hona waste hoo gaya we r still considered as kid.. 😔
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Y nandini? gale mai kich kich; vicks lo aur turanth aaram pao 😆 😆

Originally posted by: mkdeepaa

Tapasya : Agar tum mere pati hote to meain tumhare cofee mein zehar milati.

Vansh : Agar mein tumhara pati hota to zeharwalie cofee pee leta.

ohhhh...its toooo good yaar...🤣🤣

Originally posted by: IisBliss

arre sabko bacchon ke chintaa hai, par hum badon ki kissi ko chinta nahein; uss type ke jokes nahi honge toh main, shyam, tum etc etc sab log kya karenge !! 😳 😆 😆 pls give the permission to break this rule; we should always put our best foot forward to get the best results; 🤣
vaise, dont worry abt the kids; anyways they'll not understand?!?!

Matt Hasso, yeh joke nahi thaa 😆

aisi cheating nahi chalegi.. baar baar edit kar rahi hoo kaise pata chalega kya karna hai kya nahi?? 😔 hamke jaishe cuthe kidsh ko adulth jokesh se bachana is gud buth dimaag pe zol dalna v nahi dena chahiye na.. dnth u know we r shmall n we hv shmall blain?? 😔

Originally posted by: IisBliss

Y nandini? gale mai kich kich; vicks lo aur turanth aaram pao 😆 😆

was it an adult joke?? as i could not understand.. 😲 😆😆

see shonuu, even the kids u r defending a case for - dhriti, nandini r telling us that they are well over the kid's age...cos they too want the rule to be removed 😆 😆
for my safety : this was a joke!

Originally posted by: IisBliss

see shonuu, even the kids u r defending a case for - dhriti, nandini r telling us that they are well over the kid's age...cos they too want the rule to be removed 😆 😆
for my safety : this was a joke!

dhriti never said this it was only me but even i dnth have any prob.. *showing tongue* 😆 joke fail joke fail!! *showing tongue* 😆

Originally posted by: ~~~~

dhriti dear see hamara 18+ hona waste hoo gaya we r still considered as kid.. 😔
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Ok lets sing....Chotta bachha jaan k humko na dhamkana re......dipi dipi dum dum