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shonuu

@shonuu

Sparkler

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Posted: 15 years ago

#211

a man tells his friend: i kiss my wife daily before leaving for office...

friend:really??? me too kiss your wife after you leave..

man: yayyyyyyyyy i kissed first.....

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ruchira maitra

@ruchira23

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#212

ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch...........

visualize mat karo aage pado

ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch...........

asli masale sach sach.......

MDH MDH😃

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Muku

@mukta23

Explorer

Posted: 15 years ago

#213

Financial Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a
fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with
which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.

'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a
few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
she became his stepmother.

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Arunima

@arunima_LUIT

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#214

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classroom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

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Arunima

@arunima_LUIT

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#215

Originally posted by: arunima_luvdsky
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classroom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."😉

another one .....koi to read😉
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" 😆

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.

And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."😆

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