So what is plug and play? Plug and Play (PnP) is the capability developed by Microsoft for its Windows 95 and later operating systems that gives the user the ability to plug a device into a computer and have the computer recognize that device automatically. The user doesn't have to tell the computer that a new device has been added. Microsoft made PnP a selling point for its Windows operating systems. A similar capability had long been built into Mac computers. Today PnP is widely used with most hand held devices and cell phones.
I have adopted a similar concept for this post. I will select a scene from TD and re-write the scene with the actor or actress and plug a member of our Forum to the scene. The scene will be improvised with new dialogues replete with Filmy gaana and my compositions. So ho jaaye shuroo?
For our first PnP I have chosen the now famous and most popular bedroom scene with DK and Disha! I am going to PnP it with DK and humare Jaan and Atom Bomb - Bombi!!! Don't worry Big J and the rest of the Forum gang; you will get your roles in PnP! Just let me know who you want to interact with and whom you want to represent in the scene. Leave Sachin Sharma out! (kidding) I picked Bombi knowing that she's a sport who will only hurl abuses but not kill me!
Bombi is clad in a lemon green yellow sari with her hair let loose she is walking past Dk's bedroom. (Folks Bombi is a real stunner. You will agree with me if you see her!) She looks gorgeous as she walks down the corridor singing: (sorry Adnan Samy I hacked your song!)
"ai khuda mujhe bhi us motey ki tarah lift kara de
bungla, motor car, dollar, blank cheque mat de
mujhe tu kissi ke dil men shift kara de
mujhe tu iss DK saighal ko hi gift kara de"
Suddenly she sees that DK is sprawled on the bed face down and bare bodied! That's enough to get Bombi's mercury rising!
She walks into his bedroom (she tells herself) ooui ma, kya nazara hai. Oh man! that too with no shirt? Kya luck paayi hai meine. Meri death ho jaayegi. In my story I made him unbutton only 6 of his shirt buttons, lekin yahan tho woh poore ke poore shirt nikhal ke leta hai. Meine sirf likhi thi aur ussne kar dikhaya. Taange nahin dikhaye tho kya huwa, body tho exhibit kar raha hai! Bombi yehi mauka hai. Haath se mat jaane dena. Aise mauka baar baar nahin aate hai. Kisi ko bhi khabar thak nahin hogi. Socho mat attack! (Now she's debating) what should I do? Ooui ma. Kya karoon? Kambaqt yeh dil maan thi hi nahin.
She finally overcomes her urges, acts prim and proper, switches off the light and is about to walk out of the room when suddenly the lights come on. She does a vra vra vroom and turns back to see DK missing from the bed. Suddenly a muscular arm grabs her and pulls her towards him. Bombi soch rahi thi "shukar hai jo kaam meine karne ki himmat nahin ki jo kaam inhone kar diya. Bhagwan tere lakh lakh shukar hai. Par kitne der laga di?"
DK: "Tum mere room men kya kar rahi thi?"
B: (with a very innocent maasoom face with fluttering eye lashes) "mein? mein lights off karne aayi thi"
DK: "Lights off ek bahana tha. Tum yahan mujhe milne aayi thi"
B: (thinking to herself "arey gochu itna bhi akal nahin hai tumhe? Ek ladki ladke ke kamre men kyon aati hai? Loriyan sunane tho nahin? Budhu kabhi tho akalmand ki baat kiya karo") (but she retorts) "Nahin DK tum mujhe galat samajh rahe ho mein sach mooch lights off karne hi aayi thi"
DK: "Why Bombi Why? Tum mere kareeb aane ke liye kyon darr the ho? "
B: (abey oh gadheda! #%@$€ [censored gaalis of Bombi's] mein chahati thi ke yeh pahela move tum karo. I would have made the first move but woh ##"@$ Simi uski #%&"@$€ Simi uski tho lmand se kaam karoi?y look on her face; with a racing heart she tip toes to the bedroom door! did not allow me to do so in her script. Agar meri bas chalti tho ab tak tho mein tujhe #%#"#&%) (but innorcently states) "aisi baat nahin hain DK"
DK:"tumhe roshnise sharm aati hai tho kahedo mein lights off kardoon?"
B: (Abey dakkan, pooch kya rahe ho, mard ho tho lights off karke dikhao! Uske baad pata chalega!) (lekin bahut shareef banke boli) "Mera haath chhodo DK"
DK: "Nahin Bombi, aaj mere mann ki baat kahene do"
B: (ooi maa yeh kya kahediya apni mann men singing a duet) Dhak dhak karne laga, mora jeeyera darrne laga, saiyan baiyan chodna, kachi kaliyan thod na (now she imagines DK singing) dil se dil mil gaya ab kaise mujhse haya, tu hai meri dil rooba kya lagti hai wah re wah)
DK: (seeing her silence)"Bahut dinonse dil ki baat karna chaha rha tha. Bombi, I love you, I really really love you and I mean it"
B: (in her heart singing "Yahoo!! Chahe koi mujhe junglee kahen, kahene do ji kaheta rahen. I wish Sumi and Manisha were here. Woh ladkiyan #"#@$ mujhse kahe rahe the ke DK unka hai! Ab unki death hojaayegi!! Really DK? It's about time you stupid. You #"#!"%%#% yeh kahene men kitne derr laga di? I can understand tum langde ho issiliye chalne men waqt lagta tumhen. Lekin tumhari pyar aur zaban bhi langda hai kya!!!) (but Bombi forces herself to say) "Nahin DK mere mann mein rishte ka matlab kuch aur hai" Continues with her bhashan about how to be a goody two shoes! (cursing Simi and herself for saying these dialogues)
DK: (has a look of disappointment) "Sirf aaj raat iss kamre mein ruk jao Bombi. Sirf ek raat ke liye"
B:(bombi thinking Lo "#"##"@$ ek raat ki baat kar rahe ho? Mein poori zindagi ruk jaongi") (Says) "Nahin DK yeh teek nahin hain. Ab mujhe jaana hoga"
DK: "Mere khayalse tum bhi mujhe pasand karti ho lekin pyar karti ho ke nahin yeh mujhe nahin pata"
B: "DK, tum yeh bhi bologe aur jab "##@$ Sumi, Manisha, CB aur pata nahin kitne saari ladkiyan aayenge tho unko bhi yehi baat kahoge"
DK (stunned) "Nahin bombi mera pyar tumhare liye sach hai. 100% asli ghee ke maafik hai. Ek dum pure!"
B: "Chee! tum kitne ghee khaate ho? phir tumhare muscles kaise banta hai? naqli hai kya? Mein tum pe latttoo, yeh tumhare muscles aur daadi ko dekh ke hui thi"
DK: "Ab bhav mat khao aur meri pressure mat badao, jaldi se tum bhi kahedo I love you DK"
B: (Get's angry) "tumhe ladki se baat karneki tameez nahin hai kya? Tum kya samjhthe ho ke sirf akele tum hi ho mujhe pyar karte? mere peeche aur bhi teen ladke mar mitt rahe hai. Yaqeen nahin aata tho jaake Ved, Inder and Shah Rukh se poocho! Aur mein tumhen pyar kyon karoon? Tum kitne kadoos ho! Achha huwa abhi pata chala. Tujhe mein bhangi nakoo thodi nakoo bhuki nakoo (pardon me, I don't know Gujarati) Doosri taang bhi thod doongi!"
(she walks out in a huff spurning DK's advances and leaving him shell shocked and disappointed!) And the scene ends with the camer panning on DK's disappointed face!)
Next week: The scene will star Disha and Big J! So watch out for my next post! If you have any particular scene in mind please let me know.
Cricket
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