Mix and match CC#6[INVITES ONLY] - Page 96

Sardar Apni Sister k Ghar Ja Raha Tha,
Maa Ne Kaha K Beta Khali Hath Na Jana Rastay Se Kuch Letay Jana.
Sardar 2 Banday Pakr K Le gYa

Sardar Ne Apnay Dost Ko PhoNe kIa Or bOLa k MainAy AbAy sE 50,000 Lia Tha,
mAgr Mujh sE Gum Ho gAye,
aB AbA Kehta hAi k Jab tAk Pesay Nahi Lao gE Ghar Na Ana,
is Liay tUm MujhAy 50,000 Udhar De Do.
Dost Bo|a: Ye Kon C Bari baAT Hai.
Tum mUjhay 5000 Do Main Tera Aba Marwa dEta hoOn.

A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???

hmmm sweet sweet cute birthday pics

Twinkle Twinkle Little
SARDAR
We All Wonder What
They R
Up Above A
Jura So High
Like An Antena
In The Sky
Dimag Ka Portion
Always Dry
Ab Hans De
ullu Dont B Shy

Hehe thanks meri tarif nahi karegi lol btw so jate hai 7 pgs hai kal ho jayega na

MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.
Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?

ISRO sent a Sardar to Moon. Sardar got into rocket, but jumped halfway, shouting"How dare you cheat me. Today is new moon day. There will be no moon"

Sardar k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

Sardar:I've Pain In Ma Ryt Leg


Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.



Sardar:As Far As I Know,



Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age