Mix and match CC#6[INVITES ONLY] - Page 99

Once prince charles and sardarji were having dinner prince said?
pass the Wine u Divine?

Sardar thinks how poetic,

he says

?pass the Custard you bas***d?

A Sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

A Judge Said..
Order..

Order..

Order..

Sardar :

1 Pizza

2 Chicken

1 Coldrink

Judge:

Shut Up.

SARDAR:

No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P

Aik srdar hamesha apne mob k 7 aik kenchi b rakhta tha.ksi ne pocha

?sardar g ai keri science kadi ai ??

sardar : ?o yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ai?

Jail mai srdar ka dost us se milne ata hai or us puchta hai:Tm se aisi kya galti ho gai k tm jail me ho Srdar:Main ne bank luta lekin paise wahi ginne beth gya.

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila

yipeee finally end ho gaya now rashu pagal happy na😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 Edited by momorockz - 11 years ago