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Originally posted by: monami18385

Kanta Bai wus a masterpiece !!! surlly his personal experience of bein caught ; )

In an interview he said 'Mujhay bachpan mein pakarnay ke barha shauk tha' When asked about the kind of games he would play during childhood! i.e enjoy catching rather than running away from his male friends ;)

Originally posted by: monami18385

i did read dt sumwher... thou ur version is better !! previous ws offensive!

i find farah;s version d funniest ever






If Farah Khan made Taare Zameen Par …

Obvious starcast: SRK as the teacher (yawn)

In the original TZP, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah's version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.

The story would be changed to make sure the above happened. The focus of the film would be a teacher who helps the kid fight dyslexia.

To make it a complete entertainer, there would be a romantic angle, comedy, and action thrown in. Oh idea!! Nikumbh's character likes another teacher and the kiddo helps him… throw in some comedy moments there and you have romance and comedy settled.

For action… hmm.. lemme see.. Oh yah, the kid gets kidnapped and the teacher fights the baddies to save him.

Wow!! I'm quite an imaginative writer. I can see how Farah can write a film from scratch in two weeks straight.

The film posters would have a big SRK with the tiny image of the kid in the background.




If Rakesh Roshan made Taare Zameen Par …

Obvious starcast: Hrithik Roshan as the teacher

Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.

Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and instead of asking kids to be creative, he would ask them to challenge the science we know.

In the scene where Nikumbh asks the kids to open their minds and make whatever they want outdoors, the kid Ishaan, instead of making a boat, would end up making a working spaceship prototype.

Nikumbh would cure the kids problem by making a full fledged version of the kid's prototype, traveling to the alien planet, and asking them to give the kid his powers back.

The film would have music by Rajesh Roshan ripped off from some world music.

The film's name would again start with a K probably 'Kuchh Aliens Taaron Se Zameen Par'.

The director would make sure Hrithik gets to show all his abilities. This would mean a scene with Roshan Jr flexing his muscles and a dance competition in the end, instead of an arts competition.

Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

RAJNIKANT in IPL.
Climax:
1ball, 23runs needed to win.
Bowler bowls,
Rajni hits.
Ball splits in 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6's.
Chennai wins!
Yenna Rascala.!

my best pickup lines for pattoing muslim girls

."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hoor (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"

 "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."

Originally posted by: .Arjun

RAJNIKANT in IPL.
Climax:
1ball, 23runs needed to win.
Bowler bowls,
Rajni hits.
Ball splits in 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6's.
Chennai wins!
Yenna Rascala.!

lols.. best one : D : D : D

Originally posted by: raffuchakkar

my best pickup lines for pattoing muslim girls

."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hoor (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"

 "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."

Used to use something similar to that!...In London! :)

Hello😛
Kya baat hain...aaj sab ladke ikkate ho gaye hain yahaan😆
You guys are on a roll...keep going😳

Damn I should've used this trick 🤣