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Originally posted by: raffuchakkar

karan's master plan

kuch kuch hota hai - love your friends
kabhi kush kabhi gaam - love your parents
kal ho na ho - love your neighbours
KANK - love other's wife
dostana - finally he came to his point

ahaha!! : ) bilkul sahi pehchaana! 😉

Originally posted by: raffuchakkar

karan's master plan


kuch kuch hota hai - love your friends
kabhi kush kabhi gaam - love your parents
kal ho na ho - love your neighbours
KANK - love other's wife
dostana - finally he came to his point

You know seriously speaking that was his plan! He tried that in Kal ho na ho as well! But found ground in Dostana! His most precious & cherished film!

If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare Zameen Par

Obvious starcast:
Salman as the teacher.

Rani as the mother.

Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The school would be nothing short of Harvard University.

An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.

Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.

The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even though that does not make a difference.

The film would cost INR 60 crores.

Originally posted by: prodigy007

You know seriously speaking that was his plan! He tried that in Kal ho na ho as well! But found ground in Dostana! His most precious & cherished film!

Kanta Bai wus a masterpiece !!! surlly his personal experience of bein caught ; )

Originally posted by: prodigy007

You know seriously speaking that was his plan! He tried that in Kal ho na ho as well! But found ground in Dostana! His most precious & cherished film!

*If Priyadarshan made Taare Zameen Par … *

Obvious starcast: Akshay Kumar as the teacher, Paresh Rawal as the kid's dad.

It would be a brainless comedy. The kid's dyslexia would be made fun of. Half the times the parents will be running after the kid from one room to the other and that, in the director's opinion, would be funny.

The film will be full of sex jokes. So for example, when Akshay would come to the parents telling them that their son has dyslexia, the ignorant father would say something inappropriate like 'iss umar mein? par kaise, woh to hamesha boys school mein padha hai!'. And yes, the director would think it is funny.

In the climax of the film, all the characters in the film would run around in the amphitheater for no reason, spilling colors on each other. That's where the film will end, without any logical conclusion.

And of course, Paresh Rawal would emote like an epileptic himself, making us question the boy's mental abilities anyway.

Originally posted by: DharmeshSir

-Do you speak English? 

-Yes 

-Name? 

-Karan Johar. 

-Sex? 

-3 to 5 times a week. 

-No, I mean..male/female? 

-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels. 

-Holy cow! 

-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general. 

-Oh dear, 

-No, deer runs too fast.

i did read dt sumwher... thou ur version is better !! previous ws offensive!

Originally posted by: raffuchakkar

If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare Zameen Par

Obvious starcast:
Salman as the teacher.

Rani as the mother.

Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The school would be nothing short of Harvard University.

An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.

Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.

The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even though that does not make a difference.

The film would cost INR 60 crores.

and whole film would have been shot in "dark night" 😆😆 like black,saawariya and guzaarish😆

Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train.

Laloo was ccupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train compartment.

The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.

Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English.

So Laloo explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my SON."

Originally posted by: monami18385

hey ther.. sorry wus away!
its in arabic.. jus hav a luk at d videos n pix.. !! it hapnd yest... wus pretty bad... lotsa ppl stranded.. ma cusins cdnt return home from office. stayd at furnishd apts... ma frnd ws at her office whole night : ( .. crisis situation!!
the makers of KSA, ddnt realise a desert cud hav so much rain.. so ddnt feel a need 2 build a drainage system :P

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAdbn_Dzmo&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]

This is really bad. Even last year Jeddah suffered due to such floods, no ? Was any preventive measures taken? Doesn't seem like .. It needs to update the poor drainage system ! Shameless authorities would never do anything unless people voice out their opinions .. ! Very sad.

@Nishi --  Haha! Sure you are .. I would love to join but Admission department ka incharge kaun hai ?😉 😆 Pallo hogi toh I am gonna fail fosho! 😆

@Maya -- That was really touching! Thanks :)

Hey Kabeeer ... 😃  and Rafi 😊
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